Friday, October 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 16th!
Obama wins. When the moderator said 'walk like a zombie' McCain did not say 'Simon Says'. - Loozer
Runners-up:
Apparently McCain was trying to reach across party lines and his shock collar went off... - lotusblossom
Shit! My colostomy bag just burst. - DUDE
ShareThis
We all know he ain't coming back.
YO, LETS SEE IF JOE THE PLUMBER CAN HELP YOU OUT WITH THIS SHIZNIT, YOU OLE FART!
WWAAAAASSSSSSSSUUUUUUAAAUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!?!?@?!!!@?!?
McGay did say he had more experience and decided to show it.
Gag me with Joe the Plumber's plunger!
What I said was I don't like his policy's, I never said anything about his ass.
Obama's tongue-in-cheek comments left McCain with a bad taste in his mouth.
While he would go on to become one of the most successful presidents of the United States, Barack's mind still wandered back to that day, and the awful, awful things that dirty old man did to him.
Despite being repeatedly told by his campaign staff not to, McCain finally gives in to the temptation to ask Obama to back that ass up
When asked how I really thought I did in the debate tonite... I couldn't stop dreaming about Joe the Plumber's plunger.
McCain sends a secret message to Palin during the debates to let her know what he'll be doing to her later...
I wants to toss me some chocolate salad!
Larray -- you are an asshole.
Leave autistic people out of it. You are not funny. You are not topical. You are displaying your ignorance and it is mightily offensive. Go back under the rock you crawled out from, loser.
McCain will do anything to excite his voting base. You know, the always sought after closed minded, anal thinking, snake people.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
superkrunch!!
Does your bunnies nose wiggle? Would you like it too?
hella cute.
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
BOO!
As Obama walks serenely off into the White House, McCain comes to the realization he has to stay married to old lizard eyes.
§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
Like a toilet, the government should be flushed after each use. - Jeffry R. Fisher
Submitted by indiansfred on October 16, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Keep it up, asshole. You've been reported more times than the number of your asshole remarks. Do us all a favor and stick a swastika up your bunghole, kkthxbai.
Shithead.
§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
Like a toilet, the government should be flushed after each use. - Jeffry R. Fisher
In a stunning breach of protocol, Senator McCain forgot it was his turn to give the post-debate reach around.
the line for the watercooler.
invisible ice cream cone!
Grandpa Simpson tries to Do the Bart Man to get the younger vote...
superkrunch,
those bunnies are too freaking cute! that avatar makes me smile!
Submitted by bunnacula on October 16, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Apparently every time Obama lies he Farts.The debate began to get rather smelly.
Oh, for chrissakes! If you're going to join just to bash Obama, at least be witty about it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
HD TV brings you cameras so powerful, so moving...able to capture tiny details such as inner monologues, true personalities, and insights into how candidates would react during high pressure situations as the President of the United States.
******************************************************
Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
(posted on this page: http://dlisted.com/node/26370#comment
Mopa,
Thank you! I can sleep tonight! I hate when I don't know what's going on! :)
I also LOVE the "Simon Says" one! How do you all come up with this stuff?!
McSame is gagging over his own political bile.
superkrunch!
not a caption! but...BUNNEHS!!!!!!!
Sorry. I had a bunny moment.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Clay pigeons are fuckers!
McCain realizes he's gonna have to do more than just KISS Obama's ass to even get a cabinet position this election. Better start early!
"barack... are you wearing CROCS?"
Depends just found its' spokesperson!
=================================
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
McCain: "I knew I should have had a V8"
The World Health Organization's newly released international sign for 'Help me! I'm choking!'
=================================
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
John McCain's Metemucil Moment!
=================================
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
McCain loses the bet that he’d beat Obama in the debate and now has to pay up by kissing his ass
SuperK was here.
I know I said I was gonna whip it, but now that I got a good look at it I just want to lick it.
It's "fundamental" knowledge that Sen. McCain does not prefer the taste of Sweet Milk Chocolate
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
Submitted by loozer on October 16, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Obama wins. When the moderator said 'walk like a zombie' he did not say 'Simon Says'.
***
WINWINWINWINWIN!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
Submitted by lotusblossom on October 16, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Apparently McCain was trying to reach across party lines and his shock collar went off...
-------------------------
For the Win!!
We need a voting option for this category, dammit!
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
BOO!
I thought that the Democrats were against corporal punishment? Seems to me the gas chamber would fall into that area.
Robert 'Sheets' Byrd must be so proud of his party.
He has just ate Cindy McCain's pussy face!
Apparently every time Obama lies he Farts.The debate began to get rather smelly.
Vietnemese torture is nothing compared to an Obama fart.
"If you wanted to run against Bush you should have ran four years ago...it would look something like this!"
indiansfred I hope you enjoyed your 7 weeks at dlisted cuz you are about to get your ass banned, BUH BYE !
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I've created a new dance I dedicate to Sarah's autistic kids called the gimpbot!
When Jungle Fever takes hold of those who resist it, it's NOT a pretty site. (Obama's gonna need Joe Plumber now more than EVER!)
"Oh gosh darn it, looks like i'm actually gonna have to do the whole president thingy!" --Sarah Palin
Apparently McCain was trying to reach across party lines and his shock collar went off...
------
Not only is women's health a joke, get a load of this!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
R.I.P. Susan 2/14/63 - 10/5/08
Best Friends Forever & Beyond
McCain decided to come in costume as the Hunchback of Notre Dame. No one caught on.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1