Friday, October 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 16th!
Obama wins. When the moderator said 'walk like a zombie' McCain did not say 'Simon Says'. - Loozer
Runners-up:
Apparently McCain was trying to reach across party lines and his shock collar went off... - lotusblossom
Shit! My colostomy bag just burst. - DUDE
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You do the Oldie Fogey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about! (Sung to the Hokey Pokey)
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R.I.P. Susan 2/14/63 - 10/5/08
Best Friends Forever & Beyond
Submitted by rockylife1968 on October 16, 2008 - 3:06pm.
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Already said that one.... pffft!! ;P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by CindyBman on October 16, 2008 - 3:36pm
It was after the debate was over and they stood up. Obama went around the table and shook the moderator's hand and McCain starting going the same way but kind of looked confused and started going the other way. He did this to try to look funny, imo, instead of stupid. You can see how well that worked.
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R.I.P. Susan 2/14/63 - 10/5/08
Best Friends Forever & Beyond
I watched the debate last night... when did this happen? What facilitated McC's reaction?
I *LOVE* the one about the colostomy bag! Fantastic!
The stench of lies coming of off Obama made McCain want to hurl his lunch.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Welcome to the final debate, gentlemen. Senator McCain let's start things off with you. What action would you take if Governor Palin removed her blouse and sat down in front of you?"
OMIGAWWWD Barack, dat's my song dat's my soooong!!! C'mon B, bust a move bust a move!!!
ursaminorjim LOL!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Yes thats right, keep choking on your lies McSame".
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
(movie trailer voice)
First he picked Sarah Palin to steal the womens vote, then he became the maverick/agent of change and now he's goin for the black vote by rapping and tearing up the dance floor;
it's JAY MC in "HOW HE MOVE."
Just cuz I'm a honky republican don't mean I can't get me some fine black ass too!
Having not eaten dinner prior to the debate, McCain found himself unable to control his craving for a tossed salad.
Submitted by Provolone on October 16, 2008 - 3:13pm
Who needs to listen to people from the audience, just listen to the people at the podium incite the hate via misrepresentations and lies....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeZOjypXefE&feature=related
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R.I.P. Susan 2/14/63 - 10/5/08
Best Friends Forever & Beyond
John...I said no, John.
HMMM, I knew those brussel sprouts might repeat on me.RupertIII
awwww, Indianfred tried hard to make a funny! Too bad it just fizzled at the end in a pool of festering black-fearin' bigoty stomach bile.
/ugh, and I'm out, the hicktards are crawling out of their bunkers.
Thr race to the Whitehouse is winding down. McCain is clearly out of breath and out of ideas.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by snowpiece on October 16, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by indiansfred on October 16, 2008 - 3:17pm.
YOU MUST BE HERE BY MISTAKE ASSWIPE!
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You said it, snowy...nice fucking remark, indiansfred.
AND back to captioning this:
"The humpty dance is your chance to do the -- THE WHU?! TALK TO ME BAYBEEEE!"
Submitted by indiansfred on October 16, 2008 - 3:17pm.
YOU MUST BE HERE BY MISTAKE ASSWIPE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
LMAO MOPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Provolone on October 16, 2008 - 3:13pm.
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hmm, funny, I heard it. Must be the liberal media infesting my ear drums. Salute those "liberal" media types at Fox, CNN corporate, Sky News, and every AM talk radio station will ya ;*
Even McCain wants to rim him some black ass. Brap brap!
Submitted by Mopa on October 16, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Help, I'm so full of shit, I need Joe the plumber to come unclog me!
HAHAHAHA NICE ONE!!!
Obama is so magical he can even fart stars
Ah, Obama, there's a pickle up yer ass! Don't werry, I'll git it for you!
Help, I'm so full of shit, I need Joe the plumber to come unclog me!
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R.I.P. Susan 2/14/63 - 10/5/08
Best Friends Forever & Beyond
Since my stupid attacks didn't seem to work on him, I'll make fun of him behind his back.
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R.I.P. Susan 2/14/63 - 10/5/08
Best Friends Forever & Beyond
During the debate, John did an awesome impression of Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants and brought along a bunch of mini Patricks to make his point.
Zombies may appear closer than they are.
...cause I be strokin'...strokin' to the left...strokin to the right...I be strokin'...
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Awwwwww....Looks like the pussy's choking on a hair ball!
Submitted by tweedlebugb on October 16, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Fuck Barrack... he is not getting my vote!!
MCCAIN 2008!!!
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Sarah Palin in the house, yo!
No tongue, no tongue I said 1 kiss with no tongue
Looks like Robert DeNiro isn't the only one who likes himself some black tail
Submitted by DUDE on October 16, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Shit! My colostomy bag just burst.
OMG, Almost choked on that one!!!
Ebony and Metamucil live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?
Just a heartbeat away...
Obama: "He who smelt it dealt it, John."
well, unfortunately .. to quote South Park - the election is now a race to elect either a "douche, or a turd sandwich." :(
Before talking about foreign policy, Obama shot and killed John McCain by shooting red Chinese throwing stars out his ass, and hit McCain in the groin area. It's over.
He who smelt it, dealt it.
oh whey oh whey oh whey ooooh
Walk like a Republican
Palin Pube got yer tongue?
Looks like the aftertaste from kissing everyone's ass is starting to get to McCain.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 16, 2008 - 2:58pm.
McCain has now figured out that in order to maintain the good graces of the Republican Party after three failed debates, he would have to grab the ass of the future black president. He was warned in advance that once you go black you never come back.
Sincerely,
Bob Schiffer
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Fuck Barrack... he is not getting my vote!!
MCCAIN 2008!!!
WOLFMAN HAS NARDS?
I like the next presidents butt and I cannot lie...
Kissing the President's ass is something McCain does well.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1