Friday, October 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 16th!
Obama wins. When the moderator said 'walk like a zombie' McCain did not say 'Simon Says'. - Loozer
Runners-up:
Apparently McCain was trying to reach across party lines and his shock collar went off... - lotusblossom
Shit! My colostomy bag just burst. - DUDE
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Bustin' out the Midnight Star?
the DUDE! abides...
"Freak-a-zoid. Robots. Please report to the dance floor."
Obama wins. When the moderator said 'walk like a zombie' he did not say 'Simon Says'.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Always the brave soldier, McCain was warned in advance that once you go black you never come back. Rumor has it that McCain is now voting Democrat...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Barack Obama isn't just taking the role of president away from white men. He's also stolen Brendan Fraser's starring role in the "Mummy 4: Revenge of The WASP"
Only Senator McCain would rather have a debate with Senator Obama is a Mud wrestling match, just so he can taste Obama choclate teardrops, as he so politely demostrates to the audience
Eh I can't croak until after the election !
Alright everybody ! Congo line !
McCain couldn't swallow it after Obama "shared his wealth".
McCain has now figured out that in order to maintain the good graces of the Republican Party after three failed debates, he would have to grab the ass of the future black president. He was warned in advance that once you go black you never come back.
Sincerely,
Bob Schiffer
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Hey, Obama! Throw me a frickin' bone here!
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
"Whoever said once you go black you won't go back, was dead wrong," McCain thinks to himself
My Mantyhose are too tight!!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
taste like chicken
@moomarse
Cheers!
the DUDE! abides...
....John McCain, reptile senator from Arizona eats one last fly in hopes of keeping his energy level high enough to last the next 90 minutes against "the Messiah"....
"No no no! Wait Barack! Make a face just like dis! No! It'll be funny! Nooo we wouldn't dream of using it on the campain trail! Look, I'll do it first!! I'm a Maverick! Come on! Trust me! I'm an American Hero! Do eeeet"
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
Gollum must have presidentses!
If you let me touch it I'll give you some ribbon candy!
"I can handle 4 more weeks of this old man on my ass, but can you handle 4 more years of old men screwing your country?"
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Look John, we all find Obama handsome, but dude, he's married!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
No caption:
What in the hell is going on here?
♪♪♪ You've got to lick it before you stick it ♪♪♪
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If you're gonna be stupid, ya got to be tough.
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'O' 'Barack' 'Bama', 'Bama' 'O' 'Barack'... ribbit ribbit...'Barack' 'O'.... 'Bama', 'Barack O Bama'
if you look to your left, ladies and gentlemen, you will see two men totally unqualified to run for president of our country. moving on, we are very happy to be hosting the butterfly exhibit on the right...
Not a caption..but LOVES it, haha
Mk♥
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Once you Ba-lack, you never go back
Submitted by DUDE on October 16, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Shit! My colostomy bag just burst.
THANK YOU DUDE!!! I needed that...ahhhh... blood pressure receeding now... ahhhhhhhhhh
Shit! My colostomy bag just burst.
the DUDE! abides...
"I am the Lizard King!"
Doin' Barack....Ahhhh...sex-ay sex-ay!!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Sen. McCain demonstrated just how he survived his years as a POW
To get back at John McCain for not shaking his hand in the last debate, Barack Obama made sure to load up on beans the night before.
AAAaaack,Barak! Canine Cologne!
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Submitted by starvis on October 16, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Once you go Barak, you never go back.
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HAHAHAHAHA
Rimming...u r almost doin it right.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
McCain's impersonation of Dick Cheney just before he was submitted to hospital for the 2000th time.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
McCain demonstrates how he properly "vetted" Palin
the DUDE! abides...
Not a caption, but this shit is going on my desktop.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
This is the way we lick some ass...lick some ass...lick some ass...
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
"OMG, MY HEART!!! Someone call Sarah!.....just kidding!!!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Domo Origato...Mr.Roboto....DOMO!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
McCain prepares for his new career in salad preparation.
The McCain way: Awkward.
"This is how I get Cindy in the mood Barack"
the DUDE! abides...
You just know John McCain wants to know if those rumours at his weekly KKK meeting that Barack's dirt star taste like chocolate are true.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
LMAO Clarisse!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Not a caption:
I didn't watch the debate so why in the hell did McCain make that face? Was he about to fall off the stage?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
"and then after Obama talked to Joe the Plumber...his reaction went something like this..."
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
(ahem), in best old geezer voice: "PAINT the White House BLACK! Come on, folks! You know THAT ONE is gonna do it! PAINT the White House BLACK!...