Friday, October 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 16th!
Obama wins. When the moderator said 'walk like a zombie' McCain did not say 'Simon Says'. - Loozer
Runners-up:
Apparently McCain was trying to reach across party lines and his shock collar went off... - lotusblossom
Shit! My colostomy bag just burst. - DUDE
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The Maverick was no match for Obama's "Stealth Bomb".
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
It only took a split second for McCain to notice Michelle Obama crossing and uncrossing her legs.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by starvis on October 16, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Once you go Barak, you never go back.
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first and for the win XD
This is the PERFECT example of what kind of "leadership" we can all look forward to... such maturity! He doesn't even have the gutts to do it to Obama's face... shit, what an asshole!
Barack to McCain: "I got your Joe The Plumber Bitch".
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
A presidential debate is not a good time to bust out your inner Gene Simmons.
the DUDE! abides...
Baby got Barack.
The Maverick's so American that his peen is made out of stars!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I think i swallowed a bug...ACK!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
McCain had no idea that Barack could shoot throwing stars out of his ass until they hit him straight in the groin.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! saved that last night for new avatar but didn't look too good shrunk AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!
For all his talk about not being Bush. McCain surely needs to stop imitating the current monkey in office.
the DUDE! abides...
"GIVE ME SOME DAMN CHOCOLATE!"
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
"Youth...Sweet succulent youth...Must...have..."
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
McCain: Wazzzzzzzzzup?
Dude, didja hafta cut the fart right then?
Who's your grandaddy?
Once you go Barak, you never go back.