England's Most Beautiful Rose Has "Turned Lesbian"
The elegant British flower known as Jodie Marsh has pulled a HoHan and is now playing clit hockey with another chick. 29-year-old (yes, in human years) Jodie says she's known Nina for around 12 years. Nina is Jodie's hairdresser and they've been scissoring for a couple of weeks now.
Jodie tells Now Magazine, "I've had loads of shit men. I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much fucking bullshit, so you start to look elsewhere. Nina's really sexy. She asked me out and we've been on a few dates. I think she's a cool girl. I love the way she kisses and she doesn't fuck me about. I feel comfortable with her. Nina's as sexy as any man."
I think Jodie was misquoted when she said she's had "loads of shit men." She really meant that she's been shit on by loads of men. Just wanted to clear that up.
This kind of thing happens to all sluts. Jodie has probably fucked (and infected) 95% of the men in the UK, so now she has to "turn lesbian" if she wants to get her pure oyster eaten. By the time she's effed her way through 95% of the gayelles in the UK, a new batch of dicks will be available for her.
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Oh hell to the NAW! Pull up yer granny panties, sinch up yer mom jeans and ride yer scooter with pride sister!!!!
Mrs G.,
Ok. BUT you have to agree to buy some granny panties!
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Submitted by Provolone on October 16, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Thats ironic NovaNightly because i sleep on veggie pita's with pepperoncini blankets....no wonder why these bitches can't get enough of this dick, im delicious .
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LOL...now i understand "dick cheese" ;P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by Deb on October 16, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Mrs. K., you are welcome to shout "Dodgers!" from the roof-tops. They're done for the year. Eliminated. Polishing up the golf clubs....
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i know
*pouting*
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Oh please, Go fart me a tune
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 5:21pm.
fauxmosexual!!!!!
Come on. That is brilliant.
Submitted by Provolone on October 16, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Thats ironic NovaNightly because i sleep on veggie pita's with pepperoncini blankets...
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You sleep on something belonging to a veggie pita?
you sleep on veggie pita's...what?
veggie pita's face?
veggie pita's pudendum?
what is it belonging to a veggie pita that you sleep on?
I'm confused.
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Oh please, Go fart me a tune
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 16, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 5:21pm.
fauxmosexual!!!!!
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Mrs. K. you need to send that into MK! I can see it as a new official Dword!
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DO IT DO IT
that's some choice tom fuckery right there!
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BOO!
TITS-
it was for a radio station that plays xmas tunes from Tgiving through 12/25
they do it every year, so why they now feel compelled to market it in october is beyond me
it's nice to know that in this economical crisis they have money to burn - worse yet, it's a clear channel station - ugh
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Excuse me everyone, I have some vacuuming to do. After that I'm gonna eat a box of ding dongs, then I'll come back and make fun of all the classy, skinny, talented ladies I only wish I could be. Dammit, where are my fucking kids?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 16, 2008 - 5:20pm.
I can't believe you guys mentioned this in the lower chats, cause I was Walgreens today and saw...CANDY CANES. FUCKING CANDY CANES!?
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six shades of wrong. AND they're likely last years canes - with the outer layer all soft and non-crunchy. I hate old candy.
hah - you could buy some and give them out to the oldies that trick or treat!
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BOO!
By the time she's effed her way through 95% of the gayelles in the UK
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I'll be one of the 5% that doesn't fuck her then! yay me!!
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Mrs. K., you are welcome to shout "Dodgers!" from the roof-tops. They're done for the year. Eliminated. Polishing up the golf clubs....
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by LoLo on October 16, 2008 - 5:21pm.
AND since Jodi is TEH GHEY! now i find this!!!!!
http://www.desperadopublishing.com/GRAPHICS/FlamingCarrot_4.jpg
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LoLo, has LCT seen that?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by luscious_t on October 16, 2008 - 5:13pm.
omg - I am listening to an ad for Christmas music - I hate how early they push holidays anymore. For Pete's sake, let me have Halloween, first
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I've been listenting to Xmas music recently. I HATE Halloween. The sooner it's over and done with the better, IMO. Bring on Xmas!!!
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
psl
stop at mickey d's and grab me seven big macs, two large fries and apple pie and a diet coke, mmkay?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 5:21pm.
fauxmosexual!!!!!
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Mrs. K. you need to send that into MK! I can see it as a new official Dword!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
NIght Night PSL!!!!!
areola! i love that word!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Mrs. Gosling!
What are you doing on Dlisted??? To be on Dlisted, you have to be a jellus stay at home mom that is over 200 lbs. It's in da rules!
=( can we make an exception ...although I do kinda look like Jodie Marsh...oh wait thats why you dont want me here huh? It all makes sense lol
Provolone on October 16, 2008 - 5:11pm.
And these faux lesbians and John Travolta are doing nothing for the "you're born gay" crowd.
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Well you are certainly doing an excellent representation of the "born with a stick up my ass" crowd.
Lolo, as far as your "circles" go.....we have certainly seen the circles of Jodie's Areolas!
I'm out people.....have a great afternoon....I need to go eat a whole bunch of food, so my fat ass will spread more.
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But Lord knows that I'm not you, and if I was, I wouldn't be so cruel
-Jack Johnson
Jodie, a person who dates both men & women is called a BISEXUAL. So repeat after me "I am a Bisexual" Do so until the word SINK IN.
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
~♥~
My Last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
fauxmosexual!!!!!
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Oh please, Go fart me a tune
AND since Jodi is TEH GHEY! now i find this!!!!!
http://www.desperadopublishing.com/GRAPHICS/FlamingCarrot_4.jpg
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
she is a GODDESS. A GODDESS I tell you.
and I am 42 y/o full time career woman who can still squeeeeeze into a size 10. and I'm
cute to boot LOL if I do say so.
so <<
Thats ironic NovaNightly because i sleep on veggie pita's with pepperoncini blankets....no wonder why these bitches can't get enough of this dick, im delicious .
I can't believe you guys mentioned this in the lower chats, cause I was Walgreens today and saw...CANDY CANES. FUCKING CANDY CANES!?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 16, 2008 - 5:15pm.
someone ACTUALLY thinks I (as in all of us) wish I looked as good as Jodie Marsh in my panties?
That is even funnier than being accused of being jealous of Sophie Monk!
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Hey PSL, what do you think about Sophie Monk calling her reality show *Bigger than Paris* - what ho is jelly of who hey ho?
Jelly over a short penis in a hat...LMTO. Sad.
Clarisse-
You say that like being a jealous sahm over 200 lbs is a bad thing...
*heads to kitchen for some Haagen Das...
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The poor gayelles, first Blohan now this one joins their team. I want to know what Rojo thinks about this fuckery.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Look i googled sexy carrot and this came up!
It must be Jodi's daddy!
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb151/tengu_demon/disgusting-carrot.j...
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by luscious_t on October 16, 2008 - 5:13pm.
omg - I am listening to an ad for Christmas music - I hate how early they push holidays anymore. For Pete's sake, let me have Halloween, first.
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NO!
Who are the fuckers that are advertising - let's get 'em!
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BOO!
Submitted by Deb on October 16, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Salem13, where are you from? Nice to see a fellow Phils fan. They're going all the way!
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DODGERS!!!!!
*running away*
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Oh please, Go fart me a tune
I look HELLA lot better than ol plastic cum dumpster Jodie. Thats fer sure. PFFFFFT!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Mrs. Gosling!
What are you doing on Dlisted??? To be on Dlisted, you have to be a jellus stay at home mom that is over 200 lbs. It's in da rules!
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
Deb:
Hey Deb! I'm in The Juniata section. Did you see the game last nite? Mayfair last nite looked BANANAS!
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Go Phillies!
LoLo, it sorta looks like Bruce Willis AND Telly Savallas making out under a blanket!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
someone ACTUALLY thinks I (as in all of us) wish I looked as good as Jodie Marsh in my panties?
That is even funnier than being accused of being jealous of Sophie Monk!
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But Lord knows that I'm not you, and if I was, I wouldn't be so cruel
-Jack Johnson
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by Provolone on October 16, 2008 - 4:50pm.
I wished you looked that good flashing your knickers.
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I'm sure you do. You are a kind and generous person and we are thrilled to be in your thoughts and your prayers.
God bless you, child
that made me spill my hot fudge sundae down my size 24 muu-muu and i don't think my depends are fresh anymore either.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by angel_i on October 16, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 16, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Angel - Hef and Holly...??? WTF
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I know, right?
For true - I think it was the twins. I think those hos were too low rent for her to stomach.
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Hef must be an arsehole with dementia and cataracts. Those twin twatters aren't even attractive! Well, I guess it's like Holly said, he would rather she was less intelligent. I hope she meets someone really nice.
Submitted by Provolone on October 16, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Awwww....look at all the fat lonely housewives shitting on Jodie Marsh. I wished you looked that good flashing your knickers.
Im not fat or a housewife..I feel out of place lol .....Provolone is Jodie and Vice versa huh? Im a little slow =) but I catch up
omg - I am listening to an ad for Christmas music - I hate how early they push holidays anymore. For Pete's sake, let me have Halloween, first.
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Submitted by Salem13 on October 16, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Reminds me of this.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=646041
Good article. "Celesbians" - I love it!
Salem13, where are you from? Nice to see a fellow Phils fan. They're going all the way!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I would not like to look like I had Telly Savallas and his clone in a head lock and got so excited about that I wet me panties!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
The return of shovel nose! Fresh from rooting out truffles! This chick scares me into limpness! Too many post consumer products bolted on!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Watch it provelone....i eat cheeses like you for lunch!!!!...on veggie pita's with pepperoncini's too!! Mmmmm
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Mrs. K, TITS, LoLo...LMAO! ☺
Submitted by LoLo on October 16, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Its the circle of life!
Its all about circles!!!!!!!
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Will the circle be unbroken
By and by, lord, by and by
Theres a better home a-waiting
In the sky, lord, in the sky
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Oh please, Go fart me a tune
And these faux lesbians and John Travolta are doing nothing for the "you're born gay" crowd.
Bitch is not 29
Sure, Provolone, I wouldn't mind looking like her - well, her figure...
I seriously would not want to be orange, have those silly fake boobies, have to wear all that makeup... and I wouldn't be flashing anybody - because that's not how I roll.
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I got nothin'~
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Now you KNOW you are a nit-wit if you defend this plastic cum dumpster right?
Plastic is a much easier clean up with soap and warm water than flesh. Just shows you how intelligent she is.