England's Most Beautiful Rose Has "Turned Lesbian"
The elegant British flower known as Jodie Marsh has pulled a HoHan and is now playing clit hockey with another chick. 29-year-old (yes, in human years) Jodie says she's known Nina for around 12 years. Nina is Jodie's hairdresser and they've been scissoring for a couple of weeks now.
Jodie tells Now Magazine, "I've had loads of shit men. I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much fucking bullshit, so you start to look elsewhere. Nina's really sexy. She asked me out and we've been on a few dates. I think she's a cool girl. I love the way she kisses and she doesn't fuck me about. I feel comfortable with her. Nina's as sexy as any man."
I think Jodie was misquoted when she said she's had "loads of shit men." She really meant that she's been shit on by loads of men. Just wanted to clear that up.
This kind of thing happens to all sluts. Jodie has probably fucked (and infected) 95% of the men in the UK, so now she has to "turn lesbian" if she wants to get her pure oyster eaten. By the time she's effed her way through 95% of the gayelles in the UK, a new batch of dicks will be available for her.
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She makes herself up to look like a total whorebagslutmeisterflex and she expects to find a man who will respect her??? She's dumber than i thought. yeah...this lesbian shizz is becoming so damn trendy for some hos! "Ooh...look how sexy i am kissing this girlie???? Lookieeee!!!!"
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by Euphoria on October 16, 2008 - 4:59pm.
I smell rancid cheese.
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Provolone is stinky even when it is fresh
OMG OMG JUST like Jodi's pussay!
Its the circle of life!
Its all about circles!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I don't know who she is, but I would like to punch her in her asshole mouth
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Submitted by Euphoria on October 16, 2008 - 4:59pm.
I smell rancid cheese.
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Provolone is stinky even when it is fresh
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Oh please, Go fart me a tune
Submitted by Provolone on October 16, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Jodi? Dat you bitch?
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BOO!
Submitted by Provolone on October 16, 2008 - 4:50pm.
I wished you looked that good flashing your knickers.
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I'm sure you do. You are a kind and generous person and we are thrilled to be in your thoughts and your prayers.
God bless you, child
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
ew - are her panties dirty?
ew - why'd I look that closely?!
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I got nothin'~
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Ewww. This is the pic from last week where you can literally see her nasty-ass panty pudding.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 4:53pm.
"I've had mens loads in my shitter".
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okay... now what am i thinking?
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BOO!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
How does one turn gay? that's insulting to gay people everywhere, pushing the myth that sexuality is a choice.
dumb cunt, I'd like to shit on her.
Now you KNOW you are a nit-wit if you defend this plastic cum dumpster right?
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 16, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Angel - Hef and Holly...??? WTF
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I know, right?
But in this season they're all so happy.
For true - I think it was the twins. I don't care what anyone says about Holly - she's a smart girl. She's got lots of talents - she can draw! She works hard, she's fun....I think those hos were too low rent for her to stomach.
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Lean Like a Chola
I smell rancid cheese.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 4:47pm.
How about
"I've licked my shit off the peens of loads of men."
oh, dear. Did I just push the envelope?
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yes.
just don't lick it - nasty paper cuts!
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BOO!
Hmm...I was reading a uk gossip magazine recently and it had an article saying that a C-list celeb was planning on faking a gay relationship a la lohan to generate publicity.
sflilbear how do you girls feel about square bosoms?
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BOO!
Submitted by Euphoria on October 16, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by Provolone on October 16, 2008 - 4:50pm.
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*giggling at the absurdity of your statement, in my case*
Oh please, Go fart me a tune
Im a skinny whore sitting in an office dick cheese
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Angel - Hef and Holly...??? WTF
Submitted by Clarisse on October 16, 2008 - 4:53pm.
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I totally left that one out. Good call, Clarisse.
Submitted by Provolone on October 16, 2008 - 4:50pm.
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*giggling at the absurdity of your statement, in my case*
Reminds me of this.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=646041
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Go Phillies!
"I've had loads of shit men"
or "I've had mens loads in my shitter".
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
No, I think she was right the first time.
She's been loaded on by shit men.
Lots of em.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on October 16, 2008 - 4:51pm.
I didn't realize you can turn gay.
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Only girlies can do that.
Boys have to be born that way;)
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Lean Like a Chola
I'm just thankful she has panties on in that photo.
I didn't realize you can turn gay.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 16, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 16, 2008 - 4:44pm.
What is this cunt known for?
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I do believe Mrs. K is suggesting she's known for ATM!
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Lean Like a Chola
*You wish
Its more like no men will have her skanky ass anyway...so she had no choice but to go the way of the clam.
She's had shit loads of men....more like...men shit loads on her.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Awwww....look at all the fat lonely housewives shitting on Jodie Marsh. I wished you looked that good flashing your knickers.
So...is there a reason I need to know that your panties don't match your outfit, whore?
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Lean Like a Chola
God, that can be translated in so many disturbing ways.
*shudders*
Submitted by LoLo on October 16, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 16, 2008 - 4:44pm.
What is this cunt known for?
the answer, my dear, lies within your own question! ha ha ha
--Lmao good one!
More likely she turned lipstick lesbian because she's gone through the entire male population in the UK and of what she hasn't fucked, don't want her.
How about
"I've licked my shit off the peens of loads of men."
oh, dear. Did I just push the envelope?
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 16, 2008 - 4:44pm.
What is this cunt known for?
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For being a cunt.
This must be her attempt to stay relevent in today's culture.
Submitted by Triscuit on October 16, 2008 - 4:44pm.
What is this cunt known for?
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Having one.
And why exactly is she standing by a load of books in her drawers? It's not like she can read.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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sflilbear - we don't want her either.
Yeah, I think "I've had loads of shit men." actually = "I've had a shitload of men." or "I've had shitty taste in men." or "I've had a taste for loads from shitty men." Somehow it just didn't translate correctly from this skank.
Oh GOD.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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But Lord knows that I'm not you, and if I was, I wouldn't be so cruel
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 16, 2008 - 4:44pm.
What is this cunt known for?
the answer, my dear, lies within your own question! ha ha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
What is this cunt known for?
She's like the daughter I never had
:(
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What if a woman can't afford plastic surgery - are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
I just love the term 'scissoring'. Scissor, scissor, scissor. Tee hee.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
I had no idea that carrots had vaginas!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Um, as a gay, can we reject her and send her back to the other side?
And you don't turn Lesbian. You either:
A) Realize you are a Lesbian
B) Finally act upon those Bisexual leanings
C) Get off on the publicity "turning Lesbian" creates.