RiRi & Kanye?
Alien Princess RiRi and Chris Brown have been "going around" for a while now, but they've never admitted it. So who knows if he'll be pissed off to learn that she's been "canoodling" with Kanye West. Wait, I don't think Kanye "canoodles." He CANOODLES. Sorry.
Some nosy bitch tells Star Magazine that the two were getting all into it backstage at T.I.'s concert on October 3rd in Los Angeles. They said, "Rihanna was sitting on Kanye's lap, singing along to the music. Before long, the two were full-on kissing each other. People were shocked. After a while, Rihanna must have realized people were watching, because she had her security escort her back to the dressing room."
You know, I'm okay with this. I think I actually like these two together. RiRi and Kanye are a perfect match. I bet you Kanye screams all day and all night. That's probably his normal voice and he really has to work to not shout all the time. That's a lot for a regular girl to take. Thankfully, RiRi's gigantic tenhead will block Kanye's sound waves from ever reaching her precious ears. With his massive ego and her enormous plasma head, they will definitely go far as a couple.
Here's Alien Princess RiRi at the Spirit of Life Awards in L.A. last night. Somewhere sitting in a cage is a cockatoo with a naked head. RiRi scalped that bitch.
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RIHANNA is the best!!!!! u go girl!!
http://users.teol.net/~rihanna/
HAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE YOU MICHAEL!
FUCK, I COULD CARE LESS!
Can't RiRi fuck for tracks like everyone else?
Let this heaux have a hit!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Not lovin the hair. Has she always had that wonky eye?
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I'm pretty sure I'm the only person but I really enjoy Kanye West's music. He might be a complete idiot but I can disregard that when listening to his music. Her music is really catchy and good to listen to as well. I do think she's better with Chris Brown though. That's just me.
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no...me and Kanye.... damn so jelish of the relish.
Submitted by Granny Frump on October 16, 2008 - 9:10pm.
How strange, I did my research and you're right, it seems she is 5'8 - 5'10 according to google... I always thought she was short! Damn. She was my homegirl, I'm 5'4 :(
She is busy with her online dating thing, Her profile was seen at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday.
yuck, who would do Kanye? he's ugly, and looks like he's learning disabled. Chris Brown please move along, and get someone better than Rihanna.
Submitted by GossipGrrl on October 17, 2008 - 1:08am.
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Your attempts at drumming up traffic for your site are lame. Give it up, would ya?
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I don't think this is true. I think she's with Chris. I'm calling bullsh*t on howlegit.com
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/rihanna-s-getting-it-on-with-k...
I'm sorry but I cannot stand her, she seems like a HO , a complete and utter stupid HO nothing more nothing less.
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"With his massive ego and her enormous plasma head, they will definitely go far as a couple."
Hah!
RI RIIIIIIIIIIII!!! I.LOVE.YOUUUUUUU! DISTURBIA IS MY JAM!!!!
whoo! ... sorry about that temporary attack of fan insanity, folks.
Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 9:50pm.
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Hehe! You're not just any woman - you're special ;-)
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 16, 2008 -
You're a much bigger person than me, that's for sure.
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*sobs* YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T RIP WOMEN APART!!!
What would we call them?
Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 9:14pm.
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Oh, my mom's like you and I never understood it. I'm sorry, I don't hate anyone per se, but if something bad were to happen to say my dad (whom I can't stand), I would chuckle, lol. You're a much bigger person than me, that's for sure.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 16, 2008 - 9:04pm.
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Psssst...don't tell your mom... or anyone else here.
Even though I vent and complain and get angry and bitch (and I am all kindsa angry at my ex and he is sooooooo selfish)....
I forgive and forget. Then let it go. Cuz being angry and filled with hate only hurts the person feeling it. I don't hold a grudge either... I KNOW, I totally sukk. Sorry.
I do believe in karma tho and that's outta my hands. But I still wouldn't laugh at anyone's misfortune.
Submitted by ploppsicle on October 16, 2008 - 7:00pm.
"Her legs look way slimmer than normal, how did she do it?! I don't mean to say she was fat at all, but she is short and always looked kinda stumpy. Lindsay Lohan also... what's their secret?!"
Are you referring to Rihanna? I think she's about 5'10 or maybe even taller. If you consider that short then I guess she is. I'm 5'10 and no one's ever called me short. I agree that her legs aren't very attractive, though.
Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 9:01pm.
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HAHAHA! No, I don't think you will. That would be a fucked up way to go (laughing at someone's misfortunes), lol.
And what do you mean you're not vengeful?! What else in life is there?! Now I'm all confuzzled....
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by Karma Police on October 16, 2008 - 8:59pm.
She looks wonk-eyed. I totally believe this because I think she's the type to sleep her way up.
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Or down, depending on your perspective.
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Thanks QC's mom!
((don't tell her, but I'm not a vengeful person))
OOO ooo ooo... ask her if I'll laugh until I DIE
She looks wonk-eyed. I totally believe this because I think she's the type to sleep her way up.
Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 8:53pm.
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She says hello and remember: the people who screw you over will get theirs in time - then you can laugh! :)
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Tell her I said hi!
Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 8:50pm.
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:P
You just made me remember to call my mom back.
*runs off to call mom and complain about cramps*
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 16, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 8:28pm.
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LOL! I'm sure you're lovely and I'm honored ;-)
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'tis true. My gorgeousosity will make you DIE!!!
I love doing that. :P
Submitted by speakit on October 16, 2008 - 8:28pm.
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LOL! I'm sure you're lovely and I'm honored ;-)
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 16, 2008 - 7:48pm.
For some reason I can pick them apart, but not women.
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Then... you are the only person on the planet allowed to see me.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 16, 2008 - 7:21pm.
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I'm usually in class, at work or sleep ;-)
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Submitted by Hekki on October 16, 2008 - 7:14pm.
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LOL, hmm.....so tell us how you REALLY feel about her legs!
I don't see anything wrong with her body, but then again, I don't have any real pet peeves about things like that....except on men. For some reason I can pick them apart, but not women.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Holy bat guano, MK said, "going around"...I haven't heard that shit since middle school! LMAO
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Maybe alien princesses have duel sex organs, cock and vagina. That works for Kanye, because he could get fucked in the ass with RiRi's cock and as for her vagina he can drink the cum of LL Cool J out of it (cause lets all face facts the only use a vagina is to this fag is as a cum chalice)
noooo I liked her and Chris Brown. NO KANYE FOR RI RI!!!
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Queen Charisma: I think her legs are ugly. They have no definition. Cankles, no calves, no knee definition, no muscles! They look like when my kids make snakes out of playdough. I have a thing about legs.
She's always wearing short skirts which do nothing for her. Accentuate the positive!
Side kick leg lifts, about 300 per day. That's the secret
i thought he was gay. look at those glasses and that scarf and tell me he's not.
Her legs look way slimmer than normal, how did she do it?! I don't mean to say she was fat at all, but she is short and always looked kinda stumpy. Lindsay Lohan also... what's their secret?!
RiRi actually looks normal in a pic for once; who knew?
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@Dream: Haha. Very clever.
How can The Alien Princess be dating someone who is supposedly gay?
I'm just saying...
If Rihanna really did trade Chris Brown for Kanye West, it would be as if she traded a new Mercedes Benz roadster for a 1983 Honda Accord with a broken left window and a bad transmission and a bunch of political stickers on the bumper that you don't agree with, that you bought for $450 off Seattle Craigslist.
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Submitted by jim on October 16, 2008 - 6:42pm.
MRS. K ...WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE SEAHAWKS???
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I wish I knew, my pet. I'll ask Pudge and get back to you. However, he's got his ass glued to the post season couch right now.
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Jim...i like the Seahawks. I grew up in WA watching them...and my brother and I still do even though were are in Cali now. So you're not alone. ;P
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Both of these SQUID BRAINS can take a flying leap for all i care. I fucking hate Rhianna...she really does look alien. ...As for RANT BOY...he can just FUCK OFF!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
MRS. K ...WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE SEAHAWKS??? I AM A LONE SEAHAWK FAN HERE IN ORANGE COUNTY AND THEY STINK THIS YEAR EVEN THOUGH ALOT OF FUCKING INJURIES!!!! METAL RULES THE WORLD!!
AND T.I.(WHOEVER THAT IS) SUCKS AND SINGS LIKE A GIRL!!
She's a very beautiful girl and very talented. Hopefully she will stay away from the thugs and people wanting to wear 4 carat a piece diamond earrings and throwing money up in the air. Hopefully she will find a true gentleman who will love her for who she is and support her regardless of her fame and wealth.
MK!
NO PICS OF T.I.????
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JEEZ!
kanye is one ugly mofo