Thursday, October 16th 2008

Only Posh

Posh Beckham was in Madrid today wearing cocktail stirrer heels. Some gap-toothed motherfuckers could floss with that heel. Seriously. Only this skinny ass ho could get away with this shit. Bitches who weigh over 50 pounds would snap that heel in two after taking two steps. Posh might as well walk around on stilts.

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How the hell does pig woman walk in those shoes? Her feet have to be deformed by now.

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Kudos to the poster who said her toes must look like Fritos! (I don't wanna scroll back through all the comments, but you know who you are!) LOL!

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Now this is a ho serious about her fashion.

Much success to her vapid ass!

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Submitted by Nova on October 16, 2008 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by walker on October 16, 2008 - 10:34pm.
There are some haters here tonight, that's for sure
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there is no denying people do not like her. She is not physically attractive and hung up on severe looking fashionNOTS. She is anorexic and seems to be a boring person. Now you may say she is good on the inside. I beg to differ. Good on the inside people are not hung up on their looks and fashions to the exptreme she is. That is just shallow. so she is empty not only on the outside but on the inside as well. She is just a walking shell.

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Damn!

The woman with the mike on the next to last picture is probably making fun of Posh. She's from a program in Spain that's a bit like dlisted but on TV.

She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

site.Is she single now?

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Submitted by not shocked on October 16, 2008 - 11:34pm

OMG that's so sad.

When is that going to happen to Posh, she's been wearing heels forever. She must have some knarly feet.

i'd wear that. on the pole. gotta make alot of washingtons to buy that friggin couture.
since i'm too old for that, i'm stuck with old navy.

love them!!!! work it girl!!!! f the haters!!

I said to my BF just the other day, that the reason Piosh needs to stay so railthin, is because else, she wouldn't be able to wear those heels.

Once you put on weight you cannot wear that kind of heals! MK and Zinnia, two souls, one thought.

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Submitted by walker on October 16, 2008 - 10:34pm.
There are some haters here tonight, that's for sure
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there is no denying people do not like her. She is not physically attractive and hung up on severe looking fashionNOTS. She is anorexic and seems to be a boring person. Now you may say she is good on the inside. I beg to differ. Good on the inside people are not hung up on their looks and fashions to the exptreme she is. That is just shallow. so she is empty not only on the outside but on the inside as well. She is just a walking shell.

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The cost of those shoes could pay the rent and feed 2 families of 4 for a month.

My friend is a stiletto queen and just recently had alot of foot surgery to remove cysts, nodules, bone spurs, etc. One foot got infected and she was out of work for 3 months with bed rest. She can never go without a heel less than 2'' for the rest of her life. She ruined the muscles, tendons and ligaments in her legs and lower back. She walks like Mariah Carey all tiptoes. She is having botox injection on her feet because she now has peripheral neuropathy from the damage she caused herself being glamourous.

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There are some haters here tonight, that's for sure.

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Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 9:02pm

It's a fuzzy pic (took with cell phone) of my dogs lying back to back sleeping; thought it was cute...

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I guess she wears outlandish shoes to get the attention off her piggy face.

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Submitted by Little miss on October 16, 2008 - 10:08pm.
Even I never wear the same shoes twice and I'm not rich.

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It takes a lot of money to that cheap.

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boomsy, that was an awesome slide show. Thanks. Is is just me, or did that seem a little like porn?

Personally, I believe that if your feet aren't happy, you cannot be.

I had a long talk with an old lady one day about high heels. She said she wished she could go back in time and wear flats. But back in the day, women wore heels to go grocery shopping and shit. Did you ever see someone whose feet spent a lifetime in heels? Gnarled toes, corns, bunions, etc. When you're old, the last thing you need is to be hobbled by your useless pained old feet.

I mean, I'll wear heels for special occasions, but long gone are the days when I'd walk home 40 blocks in a pair of pumps.

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How come there's no reference to designer name, MK?

Posh is wearing these heels not the first time, is she getting broke? Even I never wear the same shoes twice and I'm not rich.

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She would look nice if it weren't for those silly shoes.

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She may not always look good but I like that she just doesn't give a fuck.

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I like that she goes out of her way to dress up, like she just stepped out of the pages of Vogue. She always gets attention (good or bad) because of it. But she GETS attention. And sometimes you just have to see something else other than the same old boring frumpiness. She refuses to play it safe with fashion and I just love that about her!

Does she have an obsession with horses? I guess money can't buy you style or class.

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God, she's so tiresome. She is such a NON-celebrity with the most self-absorbed look on her face at ALL times.

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she must have some sort of heel fetish.. I don't get why she would want to put her feet through such pain...

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Submitted by boomsy on October 16, 2008 - 8:24pm.

I found a slideshow of her feet; from the looks of things I don't think she could wear flats even if she wanted to. It looks horribly painful...
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Good one booms!! Why does she hate her feet? Why must she punish them like that.

Can you imagine the damage being done to her tendons and muscles?

ps what the hell is your avatar? I've tried to figure it out, but cry uncle.

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Submitted by starsign on October 16, 2008 - 8:55pm.
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starsign, given your avie, I find it ironic that you mentioned your tootsies. HAHAHA!!!

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Man when she finally falls over and breaks something she'll be sorry. The paps will be right there to record it for all to see lol. Her feet must be in sheer agony...ouch! I remember wayyyyyyyyyy back when I was a fashion victim and wore high heels. My heels weren't half as high as posh's though. But they still killed my feet, it was cramp city for my poor tootsies. There is no way in hell I could wear heels today. I don't think I could ever walk in them!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 16, 2008 - 6:32pm.
LEAVE POSH ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE.

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I found a slideshow of her feet; from the looks of things I don't think she could wear flats even if she wanted to. It looks horribly painful...

http://papierblog.papierdoll.net/2008/04/08/victoria-beckham-feet/

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Honestly, someone needs to take her to the side and tell her just how downright foolish she looks.

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Submitted by r5bales on October 16, 2008 - 7:50pm.
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A friend of mine had bunion surgery and she was off work for weeks and was hobbling around on crutches. Posh could always spin it into a horrible skiing accident in Aspen?

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radio siren on October 16, 2008 - 7:20pm.
With the stilletos she constantly wears, her feet must be hideous monstrosities by now.
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I have seen photos of her feet and they are in tough shape. Remember the Photos of Oprah? Her feet are about a par with Posh's. I think she is supposed to have surgery to fix her bunions.

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20 years from now, Poshy will be in Crocs and Ronsons like the rest of us mere mortals. Not proudly wearing them by choice, but out of necessity. Her feet are going to be fuct, if they aren't already....

I've heard of having toilet paper stuck to your heel, but it looks like she has spoons!

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Hekki - Moo baby moo.

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luckycharms: Glad you're here to tell about it! You're lucky! Unfortunately, people don't want to listen.

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Submitted by TITS: "Hekki, couldn't you just accidentally bump into them? That'd be fun to watch them teeter."

Tee hee hee! Wish you'd been there to suggest that. Kinda like urban cow-tipping.

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and dreamhypnotique! and Lolo!and Farrah! and Thorny! and DOT! and Kizzy!(and there's others but hey! i'm not perfect and this is not my job! you know who you are!)

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Submitted by Le_CUNT on October 16, 2008 - 7:20pm.

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Your ass is too big, huh? Well hello to you. ;)

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To anyone who smokes or drinks, this is a wakeup call. I was only 37 when I got diagnoised with lung cancer and had to have almost my entire left lung removed due to cigarette smoking. Two years later, I had to have a liver transplant due to cirrhohis because I wrecked it from drinking too much. If you don't think that can happen to you, it most definitely can. Heavy drinking, espescially during college years can very easily transend into your future. Young people have to know that cigarette smoking and drinking are not the way to go. I am all for anyone educating our kids on how smoking and drinking can be so detrimental to their health.

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Submitted by Sheeps on October 16, 2008 - 7:27pm.
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Either that, or a good stiff breeze. Or a day of the week that ends in 'day'. Or a fruity Pinot. Or... you catch my drift. ;-)

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Submitted by islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 7:25pm.

Maybe some absinthe would loosen your tongue....

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Hekki, couldn't you just accidentally bump into them?

That'd be fun to watch them teeter.

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Sheeps is back?

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YOU CAN'T WEIGH MORE THEN A 100POUNDS TO WEAR THESE

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Submitted by Sheeps on October 16, 2008 - 7:23pm.
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NONE OF YOUR BEEZWAX!! Hahahaha, I kill me. ♥

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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on October 16, 2008 - 6:58pm.
... "oh, those shoes are so adorable; I saw little Janek wearing those some years after his sister..."

That would make an awesome sig line.

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Submitted by TITS on October 16, 2008 - 6:10pm.

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Hear, hear!

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Submitted by islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 7:18pm.

Ms. IG.... What am new?