Thursday, October 16th 2008

Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?

I've brought back this old ass feature especially for Colin Farrell. Usually when I do a "Then or Now" I have to go back a few years to get a picture of them looking totally different. Not for Colin! A lot has changes in two years for his ass. On the left is Colin in 2006 and on the right is him at the NYC premiere of "Pride and Glory" last night. Obviously, the bitch looks better without that horse mane, but I still see the hotness underneath.

Colin of today looks like a cult member who lives in a shack in the hills and only comes down to beg for money on the freeway ramp, but I would still work the streets for him if he asked me too.

Wait. If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is? That shit is like the fucking Amazon, right? You have to hack through it with a machete just to get to the head.

Wenn, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 4:27am.

The voices in my head joined a choir, now I can't hear the damn television.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

My mum works for a famous guy.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 4:24am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 4:21am.

You think that's bad, the voices in my head only speak Spanish. I have no idea who Paco Torres is, but I know they want him dead.
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LMAO!

All the voices in my head talk like pirates. That's probably why I don't take my meds, because they're fun to listen to.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 4:24am.

funny, i'm late for fuck, work me

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 4:24am.

sorry we kept you! *smooches*

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

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Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 4:21am.

You think that's bad, the voices in my head only speak Spanish. I have no idea who Paco Torres is, but I know they want him dead.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

I am late for work. FUCK! Call me.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 4:20am.

for the love of "dog" how did i forget vodka?!!... wait, i know!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 4:20am.

HAHA!.. night, angel!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 4:16am.
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I love it, a psychotic shoulder angel.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Nite, angel!!!!

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 4:20am.

and vodka!

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 4:17am.

Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 4:15am.
who sleeps when you can be 45 people. LOL

i can see you're gonna be fun
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LOL! And that's my cue. G'nite folks!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 4:16am.

i'll make it easy for ya... life is all about insomniac dyslexics staying awake and wondering if there is a "dog".... well, that and gettin' laid

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 4:15am.

meaning what?

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

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Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 4:15am.
who sleeps when you can be 45 people. LOL

i can see you're gonna be fun

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 4:13am.

Conscience? I thought that guy on my shoulder was trying to get me to pull some David Berkowitz shit!

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

who sleeps when you can be 45 people. LOL

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 4:09am.

your conscious is why you don't sleep!LOL!

OT: should i?... nah!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

My mom told me about Snoopy and her crew. Same is as same does.

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Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 4:02am.

Does Rey have a MS? I need to add some dudes before my gf kills me in my sleep. Which is why I never sleep.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 4:05am.

Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 4:02am.

That post was proof that my vodka isn't working nearly as well as what you're on.
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I'm high on life, babay! If I was smart and smoked a joint I'd be in bed by now ;p

(well, actually I am going NOW)

Sorry I called you a dumbass, Frito. Sorta;p

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Knit? She was a dumbass

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Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 4:05am.
O man! See - now I want to tell you a funny fetish party story and I can't!

didn't your momma teach you to share?!LOL!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 4:02am.

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LMAO
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 4:02am.

That post was proof that my vodka isn't working nearly as well as what you're on.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

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O man! See - now I want to tell you a funny fetish party story and I can't!

♥ ThreadKilla!
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Lean Like a Chola

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Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 4:01am.

added you, welcome!!!!!!

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

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OMG TAKE IT OFF!!!|

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Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 3:57am.

Hey TV, how do I find Angel on Myspace?
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LOL! Not here, dumbass! Go ask him on MySpace. LOL!

I'm so tired - that totally made me laugh hard.

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Rey who is my hub is awake and said SHHH. LOL

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 4:00am.

possibly some chinese food?!... sorry, i'm starving!!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Thanks, TV. You did get my add, right?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 3:57am.

and possibly some indian reservation cigarettes?

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 3:56am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 3:52am.

She should also post a credit card number, so we know that she's sincere.
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Don't forget the security code- it's on the back.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 3:57am.

She's jennielea on my friend list

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

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Hello, ESE!

Offtopic: What's shakin, bacon? O wait. That's me again. I'm not gonna last much longer...

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 3:56am.

and willing to cover a bar tab!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Hey TV, how do I find Angel on Myspace?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 3:52am.

She should also post a credit card number, so we know that she's sincere.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

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Hey, ESE
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 3:52am.

well, since you asked... i'm beat!!

hi angel!!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 3:53am.

Oh, sorry Angel, I had some asshole say some nasty shit and I got tired of having all of these unheard of rappers wanting me to add them... I forgot about that.

Do you have a url? I could maybe add you?
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Mmm...perhaps TV could tell you. I'm a little shy...;p

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I work in DC and can't talk about it.

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Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 3:51am.

woo-hoo! off topic is where i shine!! hi, Frito, TV, and all!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

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Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 3:51am.

I mean it! I will call u hookers. Wanna talk?

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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out.

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Oh, sorry Angel, I had some asshole say some nasty shit and I got tired of having all of these unheard of rappers wanting me to add them... I forgot about that.

Do you have a url? I could maybe add you?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 3:48am.
url this... myspace that... aren't you guys supposed to be talking about when this Mick was or wasn't hotter?
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Back off, big man, that only works on chicks

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 3:48am.

url this... myspace that... aren't you guys supposed to be talking about when this Mick was or wasn't hotter?
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Whatever.
So, how's your sex life?:)
Mine sucks ass (or rather it doesn't) so that's how come I'm always here.

Ask Jimmy - he knows.

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Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 3:50am.

i'll call ya... what else do i have to do?!

come on.. take a chance... post your number... don't give up on love!

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."