Thursday, October 16th 2008

Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?

I've brought back this old ass feature especially for Colin Farrell. Usually when I do a "Then or Now" I have to go back a few years to get a picture of them looking totally different. Not for Colin! A lot has changes in two years for his ass. On the left is Colin in 2006 and on the right is him at the NYC premiere of "Pride and Glory" last night. Obviously, the bitch looks better without that horse mane, but I still see the hotness underneath.

Colin of today looks like a cult member who lives in a shack in the hills and only comes down to beg for money on the freeway ramp, but I would still work the streets for him if he asked me too.

Wait. If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is? That shit is like the fucking Amazon, right? You have to hack through it with a machete just to get to the head.

Wenn, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K


I mean it! I will call u hookers. Wanna talk?

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Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 3:47am.

myspace.com/allycat2285
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You're security is really high...I just tried to add you...I dunno - you have to go into the settings somewhere...

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 3:48am.
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I already did, and although he is nice to look at, and I do like him , I don't care that much about him to dwell upon that subject for extended periods of time. Sorry Colin Farrell, I just don't give a fuck about you.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

call me! gimme ur number!

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I added you.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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url this... myspace that... aren't you guys supposed to be talking about when this Mick was or wasn't hotter?

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with the bravery of being out of range."

Meh, I talk to myself all the time.

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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...

look me up sometime, I'm friends with most of the fun people from here, we IM instead of pissing off the topic police.

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myspace.com/allycat2285

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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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I have a url for Myspace. Let me see if I can find it, I can't remember it off the top of my head. Not alot of people are on it. A couple from Dlisted.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Not kidding, I just drink a lot. I'm team valtrex on MS too, because I'm just so original.

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TV, you're kidding me, and yes, I've got a myspace page.
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MySpace

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MS? Please excuse my ignorance and tell me what that is.
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Yes, I saw the link, Frito. Filed it under "brunettes I'd hit"

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Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 3:32am.

Sure it's greener, dry it out and smoke it.

Frito, do you MS?

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Actually, you guys are tempting me.

Hey, TV, did you see the link I posted?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 3:30am.

I can't wrap my mind around being a drinker. I failed miserably at being a smoker. Perhaps I'm doomed to be a goody two shoes for life.
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Hey maybe you'd like mushrooms...do you like ot eat?

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Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 3:25am.

Dude, that ain't fair. The night I decide to give sleep up as a lost cause, nobody's in the talking mood.
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I'm trying but I really fried myself today.

And TV, believe me - the grass is always greener...

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Submitted by FritoDorito on October 17, 2008 - 3:30am.

I'm totally not sharing my heroin then.

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Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 3:26am.

I'm totally switching jobs then.

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I can't wrap my mind around being a drinker. I failed miserably at being a smoker. Perhaps I'm doomed to be a goody two shoes for life.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Should've given up on sleep hours ago Frito, now I'm deep in the loving embrace of vodka.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 3:19am.

Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 3:16am.

No, I'm still me. TV doesn't update his MS so much *wink*.
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Dude, that ain't fair. The night I decide to give sleep up as a lost cause, nobody's in the talking mood.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 3:16am.

No, I'm still me. TV doesn't update his MS so much *wink*.

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Farrell's new lady is the one on the right. From what I've read about her when she published her books, you know because for a second I was interested in reading one, not my cuppa tea, she ain't that interesting either. Reminds me of that song by Fleming and John "Ugly Girl" "Oh, I betcha she could grow a beard, I'd feel better thinkin' you were queer"
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 2:49am.

Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 2:44am.

Describe "work"
I work, I don't sleep. Ever.
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OMG. Are you me? I get so confused in the wee hours...

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Doing alright. Glad to hear that you're well.

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I've been fine, TV. Thanks for asking. I've missed you too. How are you?
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Hey, Frito, how ya been? Miss ya, being on a totally different shift than you.

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Hey Team Valtrex!
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

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Now Col has the WORST taste in women. See the chick he's with now? Absolute dog. Emma I think her name is. Yech.
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Hi Frito !!!!!!!!!

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i'm not a fan of long hair on men, personally. he used to be so hot years ago.. remember that SWAT movie he was in? omg. he just looks so ick now!

"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3

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Either way
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I HATE long hair on men! He looks so much better in the old picture.

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Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 2:44am.

Describe "work"
I work, I don't sleep. Ever.

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Good night, Irene. ♥♥

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It is late on the east coast. Do you work?

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Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 2:35am.

New Jersey, crown jewel of these united states. Glad to meet ya!

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HERE!! *falls over*

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I am in cali.

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Hey TV did you hear the one about the newfie that went ice fishing? caught 50 pounds of ice and his wife drowned trying to cook it.

where's ig when you need her?

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BOO!

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a plane carrying 20 passengers crashed in a cemetery in Newfoundland. They've recovered 231 bodies so far.

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BOO!

I can't believe people are still awake. Where are you all from?

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a dyslexic walks into a bra...

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BOO!

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Submitted by Big L on October 17, 2008 - 2:26am.

That would be me.
You're welcome.

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Submitted by TITS on October 17, 2008 - 2:28am.

Baby seal walks into a club...

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I meant I am tired. You can google it.