Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?
I've brought back this old ass feature especially for Colin Farrell. Usually when I do a "Then or Now" I have to go back a few years to get a picture of them looking totally different. Not for Colin! A lot has changes in two years for his ass. On the left is Colin in 2006 and on the right is him at the NYC premiere of "Pride and Glory" last night. Obviously, the bitch looks better without that horse mane, but I still see the hotness underneath.
Colin of today looks like a cult member who lives in a shack in the hills and only comes down to beg for money on the freeway ramp, but I would still work the streets for him if he asked me too.
Wait. If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is? That shit is like the fucking Amazon, right? You have to hack through it with a machete just to get to the head.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 2:19am.
What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Retarded things only come out of her vagina occasionally.
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LOL just emailed that to mrs k to start her day off right!
a three legged dog walks into town wearing six guns and hat.
he moseys on up to the sherrif and the sherrif says 'howdy stranger, what can i do fer ya'
dog says, outa my way sherrif, i'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
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BOO!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 2:19am.
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Who's Sarah Palin? :-)
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Not sure who to give ??credit?? to....but......
What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Retarded things only come out of her vagina occasionally.
OMG....That's it for me....I'm outta here......MIL is more tolerable than that shit....
Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 2:10am.
I know poquito espanol and I KNOW for FUCKIN SHORE it doesn't mean "It is really late for me."
Yeah, my MIL is still here and I'm still aggro.....
Submitted by islandgirl on October 17, 2008 - 2:16am.
HA
What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Retarded things only come out of her vagina occasionally.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 2:10am.
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No worries... tell us a joke. I'll go first.
One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,
"Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh and clean."
Dejected and disappointed, the man rolls over and tries to get to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and prods his wife again.
"Tell me, do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
It is really late for me.
What's that mean anyhoo?? LaManoPeluda
Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 2:10am.
Fuck it, join in anyway.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I cant get a picture. I dont know how.
Thanks Friends....all the alcohol and some pills are kicking in....post more Friday (well...my Friday, West Coast time)....but THANKS FOR LISTENING!!!!
Rhianna wants her forehead back.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Unless you want us to.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Neither. He was very average looking then and now.
Submitted by LaManoPeluda on October 17, 2008 - 2:03am.
Just grab an avie and join in, we won't bite.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I feel like I am talking to myself. LOL!!
Submitted by TITS on October 17, 2008 - 1:54am.
Umm...yeah...she's been sick since she's been here...we finally found some codine cough syrup for her and guess what? She BITCHES ABOUT THAT AS WELL....We gave her NyQuil as well, and she was actually quiet for a nice period of time....My only saving grace is she leaves tomorrow...HIP HIP HOOORAY FRIDAY!!!! Thanks for listenting all, I would hate to hurt the hubby's feelings with this, although I almost did last night....
Submitted by islandgirl on October 17, 2008 - 1:57am.
His alledged genitalia is as realistic as leprechauns.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 17, 2008 - 1:57am.
TV, he may be short, but he's hung like a leprechaun.
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Not a ringing endorsement eh!
is he magically delicious?
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TV, he may be short, but he's hung like a leprechaun.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Dude's like 5'3. I just want him to lead me to the Lucky Charms.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Big L on October 17, 2008 - 1:40am.
Thanks IG....My MIL won't STFU
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pop a mild sedative in her food/drink.
I would.
then tell her maybe there's a flu going around and tell her to nap till she feels better. easy 4 hours of piece and quiet.
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BOO!
TITS!!! I'm speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And no, there was nothing to rifle through. Unless you count the shotgun. That's why she was my MIL in the first place.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
He is not attractive.
Dear Colin, get thee out of L.A. before you end up in a pirate blouse wearing a mullet married to a plastic surgery disaster trophy wife finding yourself drunk on the freeway spewing racist comments while continuing to make one crap film after another.
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good summary. mel gibson, kevin coster the list goes on.
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BOO!
Submitted by Big L on October 17, 2008 - 1:40am.
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You're welcome! What goes around, comes around. :-)
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Submitted by islandgirl on October 17, 2008 - 1:29am.
DON'T DO IT!! I had a mother-in-law once, and I outlived her. That's the best revenge.
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nice. did you get to rifle through her stuff?
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See, here again, is a prime example of how L.A. sucks the hot out of ALL international male stars who call it home.
Mel Gibson Antonio Banderas, Robbie Williams.. L.A. eats em alive..
Although I just think Colin needs a haircut & flea bath.
But Seriously how can I ever sit thru all that Hollywood crap he makes after I saw that sex tape with that big uncut peen of his in action. Licking that Black girls beef curtains saying it that sexy Irish Brogue
"Its me breafust Loonch & fookin'dinnar , &Im not jokin' wit'cha.."
Dear Colin, get thee out of L.A. before you end up in a pirate blouse wearing a mullet married to a plastic surgery disaster trophy wife finding yourself drunk on the freeway spewing racist comments while continuing to make one crap film after another .
Return to Europe, hook up with Rocco Siffredi , do porn and make us all happy and satisfied.
HOTTER THEN M.K. , the death star known as Los Angeles is working its mojo on this one..
"If it doesnt have a working peen, Kate's not leaving with it" -MK
Thanks IG....My MIL won't STFU and it's so hard for me not to say it....I love my hubby too much, and I know it's difficult for him as well, but what's he gonna do? It's his Momma. Yeah, like my Momma is any better???...She's a TOTAL BITCH!! But at least she doesn't come stay with us!! Again, THANKS!!
Submitted by Big L on October 17, 2008 - 1:25am.
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DON'T DO IT!! I had a mother-in-law once, and I outlived her. That's the best revenge.
IG
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
OFF T: AND PROBABLLY NO ONE IS AWAKE OR CARES!
MY MOTHER IN LAW IS HERE AND DRIVING ME UP THE FUCKING WALL!!! I AM READY TO HANG MYSELF!!! I'LL MISS Y'ALL!!!
BIG L
How about having a survey where u can click either then or now!!!!
plenty of anacondas in the amazon too
slurp!
Submitted by TITS on October 17, 2008 - 12:00am.
Angel - mad? as in angry? heck no. too thick for that. mad as in crazy - a one bitch!
and yes teehee
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teehee
Ok, I'm fixing it. It's gonna be WAY better now. You'll see...lol...and then I'll make the gif and then I'll finish my paperwork and THEN I'll bake a cake and sew a costume and later - I will cure stupidity! Where's my damn award?!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Lean Like a Chola
IG - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Hm6qr8qj8
Sharon is the one in the neck brace.
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Angel - mad? as in angry? heck no. too thick for that. mad as in crazy - a one bitch!
and yes teehee
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BOO!
@TITS: are you mad at me now? I said thank you did you see?:) are you fluffybunnykins?
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 11:46pm.
TITS, can you see the irony of you telling me about a big bosomed girl called Sharon? :)
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Do you have pash rash and do irish dancing with out a sports bra?
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BOO!
Submitted by islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Being Irish on a daily basis involves a fifth of whiskey and a few Guinness'. You're on your own with Funky Town.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 16, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Real Irish dancing involves a fifth of whiskey, a few Guinness' and some random juke box dance party CD selections....Funky Town anyone?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUm6TCbEK0g
@TITS!
No strokey beard! I don't need anything that complicated...altho...well, if you figure it out, lemme know:) Edited to say: O. You're right there. LOL Nevermind.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Well, you'll have to email me your friend's vid. You know me to be highly deceitful--sorry, discreetful.
TITS, can you see the irony of you telling me about a big bosomed girl called Sharon? :)
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Colin has never done it for me. He always seems dirty. Like Lohan, you can put them in elegant clothes, and somehow they never look clean.
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But Lord knows that I'm not you, and if I was, I wouldn't be so cruel
-Jack Johnson
Love the beard, but he's too much on the skinny side for me now..and no, I'm not referring to his wanker. I'm sure it's thick enough.
IG have you ever watched the Kath & Kim show from Aus? they do a wicked riverdance scene with a big bosomed girl named Sharon.
can't find a clip.
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islandgirl on October 16, 2008 - 11:33pm
omg, I haven't that shit in forever.
idk, it's like Disney's Irish Dancecapades.
But it is hard to do.
Real Irish dancing involves a fifth of whiskey, a few Guinness' and some random juke box dance party CD selections....Funky Town anyone?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by EastEndGirl on October 16, 2008 - 11:38pm.
I have directed you sluts to this site before but for everyone who missed it:
efukt.com
Go under category "famous" and watch Colin eat the cat.
HOT HOT HOT.
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Actually, I remember. I was thinking that the kid avvie down there was remembering too.
@TITS: Did you edit that or am I that bitchy? THANK YOU! That's an awesome link - thank you thank you! Also, yes - I'm looking at those vids now. Yeesh!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary
Lean Like a Chola
Sheeps, I have some video of a 'friend' of mine dancing a jig, but being the discreet person that I am, I refuse to release it to the general public.
And it might incriminate me.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
I have directed you sluts to this site before but for everyone who missed it:
efukt.com
Go under category "famous" and watch Colin eat the cat.
HOT HOT HOT.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.