The Before And After
Turn to the right, Stepford Katie! Look at the girl you used to be. The girl who had apple pie in her eyes instead of barley water. Sigh. Katie can't see it. Even if she did turn, she doesn't see Joey Potter, she just sees Tommy Girl dancing around in his chonies and platform sneakers. He's programmed that in her. Oh well. I give the autograph hunter a gold star for trying.
Last night was the opening night for Stepford Katie's Broadway debut in "All My Sons." For fucking real. This shit has barely opened officially. I feel like it's been playing for centuries. It got mixed reviews and USA Today said Katie's performance is "one-note." What do they expect? She's a robot! She can't help it. Damn.
As expected, the anti-Scientology group Anonymous were there in masks to protest the alien crazies. The police pushed them down the street to keep them away from Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie, but their shouting could still be heard from the red carpet.
Here's a few pictures of 50-year-old Katie and Tommy last night. That old lady genie outfit thing is her own design. That pretty much explains the whole thing. "Project Run-KATIE-RUN!!" Tommy has the same outfit in hot pink.
Submitted by Little miss on October 18, 2008 - 12:14am.
Submitted by Little miss on October 18, 2008 - 12:30am.
WOW...are you feeling O.K? Is there enough oxygen getting through that mask?
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One word, PEDICURE. Won't Tommy Girl let Katie spring for at least a polish change. He gnawed them big toes short while Katie slept so she wouldn't have enough sure footing to run away. Big toes keep you balanced! Cap those toes and run bitch, this wasn't a good career move dumbass!!
WTF is that getup?
Anonymous better start throwing gold at her. That 10,000 gold necklace and gold bracelet studded with karat rubies and emeralds means the dumb hooker ain't leaving Tom's side.
Katie always looks like fashion icon gone wrong. She keeps trying to set the trend, and missing horribly. Who the hell is this bitch's stylist? And why is she always bringing back 80's pants? Rolled jeans and now harem pants. Ugh.
Maybe Katie is trying to set up a new "beat look" trend? How very Katie of her.
Sandbitch is a scientologist, why doubting?
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Submitted by NitWitty on October 18, 2008 - 12:29am.
Hello, sweet girl! I love that movie! With Cary Grant...*swoon*
As for Katie's dress..what the fuck is that?...double knit and polyester lace? God - it looks awful and poorly sewn or something.
Now for your daughter's play, the outfit would look great.
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LMAO! Well, now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure the costumes were created in Home-Ec.
Lana's lookin' good onya', btw! *MuaH*
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by NitWitty on October 18, 2008 - 12:29am.
D.A.! My daughter's play opened last night and she was wearing that same get up as one of the elderly women in Arsenic and Old Lace. Funeral for her career or marriage, I wonder?
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Hello, sweet girl! I love that movie! With Cary Grant...*swoon*
As for Katie's dress..what the fuck is that?...double knit and polyester lace? God - it looks awful and poorly sewn or something.
Now for your daughter's play, the outfit would look great.
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angel_i - I lllike you too, but I'm on a mission here and I'm trained well to spot Scifags, this one is the most obvious, I'm watching her for a long time now.
I understand that you befriended Sandbitch here, although she is a notorious brown nose AND a hate forum is really not the best place to make frinds and you might be afraid to end up with an "accident" if you don't protect this troll, but just be carefull with her and don't sign any 1000000 year contracts she'll give you!!!
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D.A.! My daughter's play opened last night and she was wearing that same get up as one of the elderly women in Arsenic and Old Lace. Funeral for her career or marriage, I wonder?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
What the fuck is Katie wearing? Hideous.
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OMG Little miss! Mostly, I like you but you gotta lay off Sandbitch. Really, she's just a bitch. That's it. (and I say that lovingly, of course:)
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WARNING: to those who don't know it yet: be careful guys, the troll below is a Scientologist and a blatant liar, who likes to attack group Anonymous and belittle other religions and by turning facts.
submitted by Sandbitch on October 17, 2008 - 9:38pm.
You're as fucked up as they are.
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Dahling, you got a free minute from cleaning toilets in the Sea Org? Don't you have to study Ethics then? Tomorrow, on a global protests we be deffollutely kicking some azz.
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I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed those toes! They're just weird! If your toes are that huge, honey, don't keep your damn toenails so short. RuPaul will tell you: playing with proportion is how a successful drag queen hides her flaws.
Also: did anyone notice the sign in the last thumbnail? Guy Fawkes' sign reads "Escape Kate". 'Kate', not 'Katie'. Wasn't 'Kate' the name TC "gave" her after Suri was born because he thought it was more befitting a mother? {Shudder}
Poor little gals.
-Nen
If you run, you'll only die tired.
Submitted by pastmissbluff
If my toenails looked like that especially her BIG toes I wouldn't wear open toed shoes!!! What is wrong with these people don't they have a brain?
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See, I didn't want to go there b/c I had just gone off on her major, but I totally agree on the toes!
I think Dakota Fanning will be Tommy Girl's new bride in 10 yrs time.
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"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Oy, are you kidding me w/ the outfit? Look at Tom's ass; looking all old and shit. How long will she stick it out w/ that one???
Submitted by Little miss on October 17, 2008 - 4:33pm.
She is indeed lost and we don't give a crap about saving her. She is just a great tool to PR our cause worldwide, that's why we always use her with pleasure.
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You're as fucked up as they are.
If my toenails looked like that especially her BIG toes I wouldn't wear open toed shoes!!! What is wrong with these people don't they have a brain?
Umm..no...you should not design OR sew your own clothes OR wear open-toed shoes!!! WTF is going on with her big toes?
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Submitted by No Words on October 17, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Thanks, frances is great! :)
Looks to me like she's got a super sexy number on underneath the pillowcase pantsuit, which is what she really wanted to wear, but Tommy Girl had a fit and demaned she change. poor girl...... HURRY - run as fast as you can!!! NOW!!!
Katie, NEVER, EVER design anything for yourself again please. Either that, or open a design business with Solange Knowles.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
She looks so f*cking stupid in that hideous outfit. It's probably something HE loves to wear around the house and seeing her in it just makes him think more of the fun he longs for with Will(doitanywaybutstraight)Smith.
She got paid big money to marry Tommy Girl so now she has to deal with it.
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 17, 2008 - 11:13am.
I dont know why those anonymous people still want to save her...she is obviously totally lost.
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She is indeed lost and we don't give a crap about saving her. She is just a great tool to PR our cause worldwide, that's why we always use her with pleasure.
Submitted by Violet on October 17, 2008 - 1:27pm.
her outfit looks like it was made in Scientology sewing class 101
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That's a good one, thanks for the giggle!
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What the hell is going on with that dress, and you known darn well it's a designer mess so it's expensive shit to boot. I thought maybe she was early for Halloween but really she's just so desperate to wear any fashion she doesn't care what it looks like.
Submitted by Violet on October 17, 2008 - 1:27pm.
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Violet, been wanting to say...
I love your avie! I love Frances...I used to read Frances stories to my son every night...now I just read them to myself.
I f'ing love Anonymous! They are great, keep up the good works.
What the hell is she wearing????? Does she own a mirror??????
@TITS: eww, the toenails ARE nasty looking... and will someone please help me in figuring out whether or not I'm crazy for wanting to punch TC in the face everytime I see him grinning like a lunatic?
Oh, and BTW TITS, did you get the message about my avie from last night? It's my dogs lying back to back sleeping.
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her outfit looks like it was made in Scientology sewing class 101
a twin sheet and lace pantyhose ensemble
Submitted by Hysteria on October 17, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Hahahaa! This is the show I confused with the old '60s sitcom "My Three Sons." Oops, neeevermind. lol!
Actually, I think My Three Sons might go over better.
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Same here! I could see that show being remade.
ps what's up with her toes? Big toes are VERY short. Maybe she bites them?
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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
what is that gawdawful outfit katie's wearing? ____________________________________________
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what is that gawdawful outfit katie's wearing? ____________________________________________
your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Hahahaa! This is the show I confused with the old '60s sitcom "My Three Sons." Oops, neeevermind. lol!
Actually, I think My Three Sons might go over better.
Oh my god, that 'pantsuit' is HORRIBLE. And yes, her BRA looks stuffed with cotton balls!
What an awful mess.
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She made that outfit??? For Reals!?!!?!? She must have weaved the fabric from silk worms and the squirrels and mice helped her with the stitching....not to menntion the spiders that wove that coller....onew word...Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!
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Why be difficult when i won a blue ribbon for being BEST in Show for being impossible at the State fari!
she must have spilled something on her slip and put a tater sack on... :OO=
WTF IS SHE WEARING?????
She made it herself.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I think she has a stuffed bra on. The silhouette is really lumpy.
Submitted by Hekki on October 17, 2008 - 11:18am.
Hekki, you are being kind! It looks like a Home Ec project to me.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I noticed her tiggle bitties...but i chalked it up to a really good bra. *shrugs* lol.
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"Save Katie and Suri. Keep Tom."
Yay, Sign Guy.
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Does no one else see that her boobs are quite big? I mean, considering how skinny she is? I think she got herself some new girlfriends.
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I dont come on to comment very often anymore so it's nice to see that some are happy with seeing my soul eated kitteh!
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Good Morning to All!
What is this ESE posting during the day time...Is his GF giving him a break this morning? LOL.
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 17, 2008 - 11:27am.
Farrah: yeah pretty soon Suri will be at that all important age where her Mom will take her to buy her first dagger
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yeah, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are so overrated these days..*sigh*
@PSL: well, Maddox just has to ask Pax to load the instructions right into Suri's drive. You know since Pax is younger than Maddox (is he? who gives a fuck, *eye roll*) mommie only got him a super powered satellite, he'll get to the daggers soon.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Farrah, they must be doing the lessons via webcam- you know Suri is not allowed to have any real friends!
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I walk right through you
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 11:20am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 17, 2008 - 11:17am.
oh yeah, stayed up late playin' with TV and angel... and i've kept drinking!!!
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O hunny - if we'd been "playing" I wouldn't be nearly so bitchy this morning, I'm sure!;p
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Farrah: yeah pretty soon Suri will be at that all important age where her Mom will take her to buy her first dagger
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Submitted by chefcammi on October 17, 2008 - 11:22am.
just seeing the kitty, knowing my soul is eated has made it worth staying awake this long!
OT: who are we kidding?!.. see ya all in the night time!!
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