The Before And After
Turn to the right, Stepford Katie! Look at the girl you used to be. The girl who had apple pie in her eyes instead of barley water. Sigh. Katie can't see it. Even if she did turn, she doesn't see Joey Potter, she just sees Tommy Girl dancing around in his chonies and platform sneakers. He's programmed that in her. Oh well. I give the autograph hunter a gold star for trying.
Last night was the opening night for Stepford Katie's Broadway debut in "All My Sons." For fucking real. This shit has barely opened officially. I feel like it's been playing for centuries. It got mixed reviews and USA Today said Katie's performance is "one-note." What do they expect? She's a robot! She can't help it. Damn.
As expected, the anti-Scientology group Anonymous were there in masks to protest the alien crazies. The police pushed them down the street to keep them away from Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie, but their shouting could still be heard from the red carpet.
Here's a few pictures of 50-year-old Katie and Tommy last night. That old lady genie outfit thing is her own design. That pretty much explains the whole thing. "Project Run-KATIE-RUN!!" Tommy has the same outfit in hot pink.
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Ooh...i see that Tacky Pretty is spreading his word smegma around again...what is with that?? He sounds like he truly knows MK...*shrugs*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
MK- I'm suprised you didnt do a zoom in on her HANDS! Look at those things! She has the hands of Mr. Burns!
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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 17, 2008 - 11:17am.
oh yeah, stayed up late playin' with TV and angel... and i've kept drinking!!!
OT: Katie, Katie, bobatie, bananafana fofatie...
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 17, 2008 - 11:16am.
at this point, Suri could kick her ass, she is so fucking weak.
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i'd pay to see that. Actually, my sources told me Suri's taking some serious cutabeesh lessons from Maddox...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
lol
The outfit reminds me of something a suburban housewife would wear when hosting a dinner party/key party in the 70s. Or maybe Diane Von Furstenburg would have worn to Studio 54 (but hers would be nicer, of course).
ESE, crashing out? As far as I know, FL is only 3 hours ahead of L.A.......or are you a Vampire now?
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
-Alanis Morisette
She is the perfect bowl of cold lumpy oatmeal to compliment Tommy's stale toast.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 17, 2008 - 11:11am.
hi, sweetie!!... runnin' on empty at the moment.. gotta crash soon... you doin' good?
OT: fuckin' a! really?!... my geezus i gotta stop comin' in here during the daytime!... uuummmm... lemme see... scientology kills... careers at the least
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Farrah! Ceiling Eyes is the new Queen of Afternoon Crumbs!
There is nothing I can do for Katie, until she comes back to L.A....at this point, Suri could kick her ass, she is so fucking weak.
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
-Alanis Morisette
Lolo by the way my Sea Monkey's never turned out to look like that hot Sea Monkey in your photo... I was ripped off as a kid! We all were!
If it looks like an Alien and acts like an Alien....uhmmmm it must be a Scientologist?
WHAT KIND OF A GD OUTFIT IS THAT??????
i don't want to save katie either. she's boring...always has been always will be.
That outfit is shiteous!! I dont know why those anonymous people still want to save her...she is obviously totally lost.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
She looks awful. I usually think at least her hair or clothes look cute, even if her face looks exhausted. Here, it is TERRIBLE all around. WTF kind of outfit is that? Awful awful awful.
She honestly looks like she's 45. And not even a "young 45." My mom is 50 & looks less beat than KatieBot. Poor thing.
the outfit reminds me of charlie's angels. tommy is constantly trying too hard-- i can't believe he let katie be tall that night.
ticky tacky or whatever your name is jealous much?
ESE!!!!
I've missed you....busy boy!
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
-Alanis Morisette
Hekki! She has a microchip in her brain, remember? TG sits in his laboratory all day moving joysticks around and pressing magic buttons. When she tries to make decisions or shows any kind of emotion not directly related to Tom, they are intercepted by jolts of electricity that cancel out any chance of independent thought.
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Submitted by Tacky Pretty on October 17, 2008 - 10:54am.
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Ahhh...Kids! They're so cute too!
Thanks for the info about what fags like. I thought all fags hated me (I'm a girl)...and that's why they put those fucking showoffy clothes on me when we go out.
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Lean Like a Chola
It's so tacky to wear your Halloween costume before the big day so a good tip is to wear it but cover most of it with a bed sheet.
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Submitted by TITS on October 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I'd sooner eviscerate myself with a butter knife than wish that existence on another human being.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 17, 2008 - 10:54am.
Hey Lolo....come on, you're in NYC....you, YOU can save Katie!
I think you and snowpiece should do it together...
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you should talk! how dare you! you're in LA and i BET you Ceiling Eyes will be in "Afternoon Crumbs" later today. You promised you'll kill her! *sobbing*
and Tacky Whatever (sorry, too busy copying the 900 other threads/posts to remember your name) call the whaaaaaambulance. It's gonna be ok, you're gonna get over MK. Maybe not, he's a tough mofo to forget.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by LoLo on October 17, 2008 - 11:02am.
HA HA PSL!!!!
Listen my place is way to small to store all her shoes alone!!!!
My BF has a place upstate so we can hide her amongst the hill billies but i promised Sexy that we would get her ass some acting lessons!!!!!
Its friday dont hate celebrate!
EDIT TIMES: TACKY PRETTY YOU BETTER HAVE PHOTOS TO BACK THAT UP BITCH CAUSE I WOULD SMOTHER HIS ASS WITH MY "TUNA".
FFS! ITS A VAGINA! YOU CAME OUT OF ONE NOW LEARN HOW TO SPELL IT! VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA TIMES!!!!!!
Me thinks he was a C-section. that would explain it.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Hey at least Tommy Girl allowed her to borrow Posh's shoes. He usually doesn't like it when Katie is taller than him. But he figured people would be so awestruck by her tacky outfit that the height difference would go unnoticed.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on October 17, 2008 - 11:05am.
I know, I did it to myself, now I want a damn whopper with cheese.... shit.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
EEG, PSL, CTH, MIssy, Sexy, Snow, othe rpeople with initials, MK, More sexy friends I cant fit on here.... You guys are cracking Me up!
Love it!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
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Lolo Oh yeah Katie I forgot about her! I need acting lessons to pretend how much I care about Katie and Tom! bwwwwwhahahahaha!
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 17, 2008 - 10:44am.
um. Why does everyone want to "save" Kate? I don't miss her. She can't act. She has no soul. Let 'em have her.
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But she's SO CUTE!!! We want her!
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A DListed Chola Diary
Lean Like a Chola
Her toes are fucked because that is where they attach the electrodes.
LoLo, VAGINA IS THE NEW BLOOP.
Happy Friday.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 17, 2008 - 11:02am.
i blame this on you!!!... now i need a burger!... the former cows life is on your hands!!
OT: meh, aliens... that covers it, right?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Lolo, I hear that! My apt is smaller than Katie's closet for sure!
But my mind is not controlled by TommyGirl, so I win.
heehee
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
-Alanis Morisette
SEXY! i meant we have to get Katie some lessons!
ha ha ah I think youre perfect the way you are!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
good lolo I need lessons...
HA HA PSL!!!!
Listen my place is way to small to store all her shoes alone!!!!
My BF has a place upstate so we can hide her amongst the hill billies but i promised Sexy that we would get her ass some acting lessons!!!!!
Its friday dont hate celebrate!
EDIT TIMES: TACKY PRETTY YOU BETTER HAVE PHOTOS TO BACK THAT UP BITCH CAUSE I WOULD SMOTHER HIS ASS WITH MY "TUNA".
FFS! ITS A VAGINA! YOU CAME OUT OF ONE NOW LEARN HOW TO SPELL IT! VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA TIMES!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Well, if you manage to rescue her, hit a burger king and get her some fucking food.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
What I want to know is how she restrains herself from molesting Patrick Wilson. That is very admirable. I'm not sure I'd be able to.
Given half a chance, I'd be humping his leg like a horny poodle.
snow: yeeah, I know a spot off Jerome Ave. where Im sure we could find some lovely people would take care of her...
(were mean!! and I love it!)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
OMG how are you guys seeing her toenails??? I can't see the picture up that close. And STFU TackyPretty. Who cares what MK did or didn't do yrs. ago. R U a jelluz h8tr or jus a LEWZER?
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Submitted by Hekki on October 17, 2008 - 10:53am.
Oh the toenails... I bet she chews them.
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Yeah - I think her fingernails are prolly done in. OR she lets Suri do the toes...
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Missy: I'm thinking the South Bronx?
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Okay, my theory is that Tacky Pretty is one of Michael K's many jilted lovers. Sorry he dumped you, sweetheart, but really he was probably just too much gay man for you to handle.
PSL LMAO stop!!! hoo haaaaaa! ♥
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It's quite the polar opposite of the OTHER big toe even! Mismatched big toes???
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 17, 2008 - 10:56am.
after you capture her, you take over her entire wardrobe and then drop her off in alphabet city.
Call me once youve got the clothes ;)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
snowy, I'm not sure....maybe Jimmy Bocca has some ideas for you?
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
-Alanis Morisette
Clarisse: Ain't that the damned truth & a bitch? I remember when it was "glamorous" to be a star. Now it's just hedonistic.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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that outfit is fugly!
Me neither I have NEVER seen a big Toe like that!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i