The Before And After
Turn to the right, Stepford Katie! Look at the girl you used to be. The girl who had apple pie in her eyes instead of barley water. Sigh. Katie can't see it. Even if she did turn, she doesn't see Joey Potter, she just sees Tommy Girl dancing around in his chonies and platform sneakers. He's programmed that in her. Oh well. I give the autograph hunter a gold star for trying.
Last night was the opening night for Stepford Katie's Broadway debut in "All My Sons." For fucking real. This shit has barely opened officially. I feel like it's been playing for centuries. It got mixed reviews and USA Today said Katie's performance is "one-note." What do they expect? She's a robot! She can't help it. Damn.
As expected, the anti-Scientology group Anonymous were there in masks to protest the alien crazies. The police pushed them down the street to keep them away from Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie, but their shouting could still be heard from the red carpet.
Here's a few pictures of 50-year-old Katie and Tommy last night. That old lady genie outfit thing is her own design. That pretty much explains the whole thing. "Project Run-KATIE-RUN!!" Tommy has the same outfit in hot pink.
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I never realized it but pre-Xenu Katie Holmes looks an awful lot like Brit Brit with her hair pulled back.....odd
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LMAO at the keep tom poster,that's fucking beautiful. that's precious.
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PSL : LMAO what do you expect me and Lo to do with her robot ass once we save her? LOL
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OMG. The outfit is horrible. It looks like something she made herself while trying to be "edgy".
Submitted by sexy on October 17, 2008 - 10:54am.
OH MY GOD WHAT THE !!!!!!!?????? HER TOES ARE EFFED UP!!!!!!!!!!! She is an Alien!
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My thoughts exactly. I don't get it?!?!?!
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Submitted by Tacky Pretty on October 17, 2008 - 10:54am.
why you be hatin homo??
MK makes us laugh. Thats enough for me.
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OH MY GOD WHAT THE !!!!!!!?????? HER TOES ARE EFFED UP!!!!!!!!!!! She is an Alien!
Hey Lolo....come on, you're in NYC....you, YOU can save Katie!
I think you and snowpiece should do it together...
and I agree...wear some closed toe shoes if you have nasty feet! ICK!
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ok, two things:
katie designed that frock? AWFUL
and HAHAHAHA!! at the protest poster that says
SAVE KATIE AND SURI (KEEP TOM)
HA!!!
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Tommy Girl? Man, that's rich. Like he's a fag? Wow...you are pushing the edge of the envelope.
You've got your gaydar working overtime, especially for a straight guy (who dated Kristy R. in high school, mind you...we haven't forgotten.)
Is this a new post, or is it just like 900 others?
Get some new material you wannabe fag.
Us real fags think you should tell the truth. There's nothing wrong with liking the tuna. Some of our best friends are chicks...and we even know some straights.
Kisses,
TP
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Oh the toenails... I bet she chews them. It's her only release. She probably sits on the bathroom floor and picks and picks at them while TommyGirl is trying on her outfits.
And I am so angry that Katie and Tom's fuckery is overshadowing the other excellent actors in this production.
This could also be a "what the hell kind of GD outfit is that" post.
I have to echo the sentiments of others before me, WTF is up with her toenails? Looks like she lost them because of Marathon training and they are starting to grow back in but for the love of all holy Katie, wear closed-toe shoes in NYC after the summer is over. This is not Miami or Malibu and we don't want to see your mutant toenails if we don't have to. What kind of GD outfit is she wearing anyway? Stop trying to be so "cutting edge" and Posh-like. Be yourself Katie, if there is a "you" anymore.
dramaqueen,
Point made. No "actors" in Hollywood under 30 worth shit. They certainly don't make em like they use to.
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Okay, is anyone else freaked out by her big toes? Are they only half painted or chewed off?
lol!:) five back!
_Submitted by sexy on October 17, 2008 - 10:46am.
Yeah why save her her acting is weak and she looks like an alcoholic.
HIGH FIVE! Sexy, that was truthful and beautiful! LMAO!
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Yep she's 21 grams lighter that's for sure.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 17, 2008 - 10:44am.
She can't act. She has no soul.
& that makes her different from the rest of Hollywood because ...? I agree with you, Clarisse, but there sure seems to be a surplus of "talent" that fits that description, doesn't there?
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Yeah why save her her acting is weak and she looks like an alcoholic.
I agree with MK, I thought this show has been running for weeks already.......shows how much I care.
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um. Why does everyone want to "save" Kate? I don't miss her. She can't act. She has no soul. Let 'em have her.
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Somebody call Joe the Plumber. There's a mess to clean up.
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Just all kinds of wrong. *shakes head*
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GAWD is there ever a time where TG doesn't try and steal the show? How fucking annoying. And so is that frock katie slapped together in a matter of minutes.
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What the Hell kind of GD outfit is that? & check out her scary-ass hand in #5! Madonna & St. Skank got nothin' on Kate-bot!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 17, 2008 - 10:36am.
That outfit is the kind of fuckery that gets your ass voted off Project Runway in the first episode.
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LMAO and a-fucking-men! What a butt-fugly monstrosity it is!
That outfit is the kind of fuckery that gets your ass voted off Project Runway in the first episode. And she looks like she's had massive ingrown toenails or the fancy shmancy shoes have finally done a number pinching her toes to death.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
Thumnail #12: The dude in the tie looks like Shia LaDouche. The alien guy looks like my primo from Roswell.
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Ok- I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed her jacked-up feets! Seriously???? Closed-toe shoes, I think next time Katie.....CLOSED-TOE! That is all.
It looks like something Suri came up with while playing in the linen closet. Hideous. You know her castmates were all like "Wow, great outfit, Katie"...(eye roll, gagging gesture)
WTF is up with her TOENAILS?????
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That's what I was going to say. It looks like she lost her big toe-nails and glued fake ones on.
That Phantom is one hot slut!
Submitted by joline on October 17, 2008 - 10:25am.
saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine.
OHHHH FO REAL???? Ohhhh snap man! Show us his profile yo! Cause I heard Tom Cruise has been takin in the steam room fo years now bitch!!!! whuuuuut?
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Horrible outfit, but let's face it...it's the least of her problems. Her life in a prison of her own chosing with a nutjob Scientologist, and a flop of a career would probably rank right up there.
Is TommyGirl dressing KatieBot in his clothes AGAIN??
saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine.
I don't care who designed it, that outfit is very poorly made!! Look at how it's all puckered where the lace meets the material. Makes the whole outfit that much more stupid looking. Maybe Katie sewed it herself because a professional seamtress would not do that!!
Lmao I thought those were tattoos when I first glanced at the pic...
Why is she wearing blue eyeliner and ugly burgundy lipstick??
And why does she look so messy, sweaty with smudged make up and not so nice skin...
Thats what i look like in the mornings after a very DRUNK night...not the opening of a play!
Tommy sure keeps her boyish looking. I'm a good bit older than her and my hair is longer and more female.
that dress sux too. and her hair is not only too short, it's messy, did she sleep in the blender?
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I secong the motion: WHAT the f*ck is wearing?! It looks like Mrs. Roper closet threw up all over her!
I once created a top like that by wrapping my mom's tablecloth around one of her old negligees. FANCY!
Awwwww hell naw! did she really design that????
WTF you crazy ho!!!! A person who would wear that or even think to draw that on paper or maybe even dreamed about an outfit like that should not be allowed near any chilren!!!!! LOL!!!!
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MtlMama- I was just about to ask that.
Also, did anyone else notice the scary Madonna hands she's got?? *repeat after me* Eating is GOOD for you.
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Oh - and it's nice to see TG returned to steal the thunder of all those in the show - again.
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I was wondering what happened to the V for Vendetta dude.
It's like she wrapped her bedsheet around a lacy body stocking.
UGH!!!
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