Marky Mark Wants To Beat Down Andy Samberg
Jimmy Kimmel had former panty model Marky Mark on his show last night and played the clip from SNL of Andy Samberg's impersonation of him. You know, the "Say hi to your motha" skit. Marky turned on his "tough street bitch from Boston" switch and said, "You know what? When I see that kid... I'm going to crack that big fucking nose of his. That's what I'm going to do. And then I'm going to tell him 'Say hi to your motha for me.'" He said this while picking dried douche particles off of his shirt.
Marky went on to joke about the whole thing by continuing his bad impersonation of a mobster. He said he's going to get on a plane and "slap him in the big nose. Tune in. I guarantee you. And then, instead of me forgiving him, I'll ask him to forgive me."
Marky's response would've been sooooo much better if he was naked and dancing around to "Good Vibrations." And instead of saying "big nose," he said "big peen" instead.
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 17, 2008 - 12:44pm.
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Uhhhohhhh..I'm done.Thanks♥
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edit to say- now I am watching that video w/hard nipples and wet........
Mrs. K. don't try to get all prim with me! I know THAT sort of squishy noise. But it's cute in an innocent way, so I won't tell anyone your secret!
Bye Bye Birdy....been too long! Need to see it again.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Triscy babe: late night sex so wet and so tight, I'll gas up the jet for you and you can go wherever you like!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
MORE sex talk,MORE sex talk..*chanting*..
I am in a sexless,hellish,fucked up ass "relationship"!
And I am HOT!!
I swear!
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 17, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Mrs. K. I like how you make squishy noises when you walk.......
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those are the orthopedic shoes, tateleh!
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Did you ever see Bye Bye Birdy?
LOL LOL
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I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
I heard that he appeared on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there.
Mrs. K. I like how you make squishy noises when you walk.......
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
OT: for once?
Maybe ol' Marky has a repressed crush on Andy and is stuffing those feeling with macho beat down talk. He so wants to sit on Andy's nose and ride cowboy style till Andy sneezes him off!
That's what being OT gets ya!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
So burritos from those cheap taco stands are the tools of the devil? I guess I practically had a black mass last night after eating one. Good to know. Glad someone here is thinking, because there's only enough blood to run one of my heads at a time!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Damn! Squishy again.
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me, too.
*blushing*
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I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Submitted by LoLo on October 17, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Yes, but do you have a fart video or what?
;p
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I haven't farted since the early nineties.
Farts are the language of Satan.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
@Mrs. K:
I agree. To be true, I'm in love with both of them. They appeal to different sides of me. Now, if only I could convince them that it means we should have a threesome!
Damn! Squishy again.
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This coming from a guy who's acting in a movie based on a video game. Come on dude, I have mad respects for ya. Don't do B-Town like dis!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Submitted by angel_i on October 17, 2008 - 12:14pm.
OMG it's NOT RACIAL!
LOOK AT HIS NOSE!!!
http://utterlythoughtless.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/adam-samberg-on...
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OMG he is soooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!
That is why I love Rome. It's filled with men with big noses!!
Big noses ROCK.
*fantasizing about Danny Thomas*
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Submitted by Triscuit on October 17, 2008 - 12:21pm.
It is getting all sexy talk over here....along w/the FART talk.That is hot.LoL
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Just keepin it real, hunny, keepin it real....
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Deb, I'm glad the WD did it's trick! Yeah, you do look smoking hawt sitting over there all dewy and crimson skinned!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I thought Samberg's imitation was spot on and hysterical. I think Mark is joking here. He should do SNL with Adam. That would be great!
Anyone need fluffin'?
I am all mouth,urm I mean ears..
Ooouhhhh Mrs. K. I was fixated on something else until I felt the snap of your leather belt! Eye protection can be a very good thing.....
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I've seen his profile on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.
It is getting all sexy talk over here....along w/the FART talk.That is hot.LoL
@Dr.D,
**currently cleaning the panty pudding out of my sea monkey costume and smoking long slow drags**
OT: Why? Dude has a huge nose...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Acting tough and being tough are two entirely different entities..can we get back to the smut thread now please ?
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No time for the ol' in out, in out now! Just here to check your meter!
I'm so making this little film into the sticky floor version of a Clockwork Orange!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Triscuit on October 17, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Farrah..you are a snarky little bitch!
Loves it!
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Tris, ah can't helps iiiiiiittttt!!!!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 17, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Mrs. K. can you wear those hawt librarian glasses you have? It's sort of in vogue now.
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I am wearing them as we type♥
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I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
That's right Deb, have Clarisse work it in... Just like that.....peeerrrrffect!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
LoLo,
Pizza?
*enter Dr. Destructo*
"Evening ma'am. Did you order the large hot Italian?"
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Farrah..you are a snarky little bitch!
Loves it!
Tris, feeling all warm and fluffy now! Shucks!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
In the book written by Vadge's brother is a part were he talks about being at a club with Vadge and he was called a "fagot" by Mark who was there as well. Vadge's then boyfriend, John Enos, became angry and told Mark he was gonne get his ass beat if he didn't stop insulting Vadge and Christopher. Mark was an "all talk guy" in those days as well. Because not long after that Mark was running out of the club into the street while being chased by John Enos who wanted to "kick his ass".
Mark is the type who's tough untill he meets somebody who sees through his act.
Marky Mark makes me feel all funny in my no no parts.....
*inwardly ashamed of insane attraction to tuff guys*
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Mrs. K. can you wear those hawt librarian glasses you have? It's sort of in vogue now.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
OMG it's NOT RACIAL!
LOOK AT HIS NOSE!!!
http://utterlythoughtless.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/adam-samberg-on...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 17, 2008 - 12:11pm.
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I WILL BE YOUR FLUFFER!!
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Methinks I might be a little excited over the prospects of a spanking by Mrs. K! wow! A pleasure mauling by hawt sluts and bints...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
*Hands Deb From Heaven and oil can. Gets the polaroid camera warmed up*
Im going to go eat some pizza.
*hands out sea monkey costumes to everyone*
Now when i get back i want you all dressed and ready to shoot this!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by OhMeSoEmo on October 17, 2008 - 12:08pm.
I used to think that Marky Mark was hot but now I'm just...ugh...disgusted. I don't care for Adam Sandler...
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yeah, cause Adam Sandler has EVERYTHING to do in this whole shit...
Lolo's slutty ass, however, IS what it's all about.
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ya know..I try to be fucking seroius on another thread,then come here and lose my shit all over again!!!
LoL
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Someone get Deb some WD 40! Stat!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 17, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Hang on...I am practicing spreading my legs! They seem to be rusted shut, Clarisse.....
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You too? It's an epidemic!
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Lean Like a Chola
Clarisse, umm.....why do people make AND KEEP sex tapes of their exes? I woulda thunk you woulda learned that by now! I can share!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I'm taking off my belt!!!!!
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I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
That was Marky joking? OK, he should stick with dropping his pants.
Hang on...I am practicing spreading my legs! They seem to be rusted shut, Clarisse.....
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Mrs. K. will provide spankings to out of line slut line cutters, as Ziggy turns this bit of amateur porn into a masterpiece with his directoral vision!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 17, 2008 - 12:04pm.
so you think he's HWAT, too?
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I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
I used to think that Marky Mark was hot but now I'm just...ugh...disgusted. I don't care for Adam Sandler...I mean samberg so much but it was a sketch, it was funny, and Captain Good Vibrations acted like he took a shit on his shoes or something. Have a laugh at yourself. If he really wanted to fuck with you he could have mentioned that M&M auditioned for NKOTB and lost out to his FAR more unattractive brother. Also...whats with the "Big Nose" comments? I have expected him to say "Big JEW Nose"
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I'm doubling over with cruel internal silent laughter.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 17, 2008 - 12:04pm.
More fool him for attempting to pull the Calvin Klein's over MY eyes.
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Damn, guy. Now you're just making me squishy.
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DebFrmHell!
There is always room for you!!!
Dr D.,
You can film us, but we get the video back when we break up with you right?
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