Marky Mark Wants To Beat Down Andy Samberg
Jimmy Kimmel had former panty model Marky Mark on his show last night and played the clip from SNL of Andy Samberg's impersonation of him. You know, the "Say hi to your motha" skit. Marky turned on his "tough street bitch from Boston" switch and said, "You know what? When I see that kid... I'm going to crack that big fucking nose of his. That's what I'm going to do. And then I'm going to tell him 'Say hi to your motha for me.'" He said this while picking dried douche particles off of his shirt.
Marky went on to joke about the whole thing by continuing his bad impersonation of a mobster. He said he's going to get on a plane and "slap him in the big nose. Tune in. I guarantee you. And then, instead of me forgiving him, I'll ask him to forgive me."
Marky's response would've been sooooo much better if he was naked and dancing around to "Good Vibrations." And instead of saying "big nose," he said "big peen" instead.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on October 17, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Yes, but do you have a fart video or what?
;p
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QUEEEF!
Are we all 13 year old boys up in here?
LMfffAO!
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Grab a ticket, Mrs. K! We will watch the show together because only LoLo is slut enough for this venture!!!!!
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@LoLo
LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!
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LoLo, grab hold of your shin and grab a biscuit!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Amazing how some people can be drawn in by such a feeble act. His skills are as feeble off-set as they are on-set.
He may have acted as though he were joking, although observant people will have noticed that this is but a thin veneer to hide his seething rage.
Humour is often used to protect swollen, swaggering egos. Here, Marky's threats are almost certainly legitimate and heartfelt, although he protects himself from attack and criticism by setting up a pillow of faux-humour on which to fall back on.
Perhaps, christine the hoff, you have been taken in by this charade. I, however, am too quick for Marky Mark. He cannot fool me as easily as he has fooled you. Yes, I have his number. His game is all but too clear to me. More fool him for attempting to pull the Calvin Klein's over MY eyes.
Such tactics remind me of a devilish tactic offered in The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis. Here, Screwtape offers advice from the Underworld to his Nephew Wormwood - a demon who is currently placed on Earth to tempt a young man toward Satan.
When attempting to sway a patient's will toward sin, Screwtape suggests that it is most certainly best to have the man foul his soul under the guise of humour.
Beezlebub - what trickery!
While flying the flag of humour, one is free to do and say whatever she pleases. Any attempts to criticise her can easily be swatted to the side with a charge of 'lack of humour.'
Who else but Satan could forge such slight of hand? In the blink of an eye, all guilt has been transferred from the guilty on to the socially-minded innocent!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I have fucking tears streaming down my face from you assholes!
*I use the term"asshole"in a loving,funnay way*
angel, why did you bring a snorkel? That's some kinky shit! No cutting in line!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
HA HA HA HA!!!!
Im such a slut!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG7moLe6_rU&feature=related
According to some h8ters there is plenty of our collective ass to "spread" around for sexy slutty D-list times.
I would like to offer this video to show how exercise can be dangerous!
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Sorry Tris, I was distracted by LoLo and Clarisse's show! And now Deb has entered like the jellus hater slut that she is!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 17, 2008 - 11:59am.
***runs sobbing into the corner***
LoLo, I thought your magnificent ass was all mine...
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Should I take a ticket and get in line?
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I'm an experienced woman. I've been around... Well, all right, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 17, 2008 - 11:47am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT-6VI7WsdM
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Harsh, dude!
All I can say is - I think that lady doesn't get hurt often enough. She needs practice.
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Dead video? YouTube 'Grape Stomp'! Please! Por favor! Worked for others?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT-6VI7WsdM
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
***runs sobbing into the corner***
LoLo, I thought your magnificent ass was all mine...
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Ah Triscut, good to have you at the party! Try to breath when watching it helps! And now Clarisse and Lolo and going to perform something speshul for us all! Pull up a chair and grad a handful of single $ bills!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by LoLo on October 17, 2008 - 11:39am.
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That video you posted...*dead*..........LoL
Submitted by LoLo on October 17, 2008 - 11:39am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFpUZ-hFbA&feature=related
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LOLOLOLOL!
So that's why you're called that!
O - my goodness!
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The safe word is....SayHiToYaMutha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo, can we at least watch (and possibly film?)
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 17, 2008 - 11:47am.
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Ohohoh owwwwwwwwwwwwww ohhhhhhhhhhhh
LoL alot!!!
Clarisse and I love each other and none of you whores can do anything about it!
MUAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HHAaaaaaaaa
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I submit to my punishment! Happily! Did you watch the vid? I Heart did and the secrets of the Universe have been revealed to us and LoLo! What's the safe word?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
LoLo,
"Dork Down".
I ♥ you. That is all.
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Docta D!
Ohhhhhhhh ooHHHHHhhhh ohhhhhhhhh
ha ha ha ha !
Oh do te do te do I think Ill stomp some grapes on the edge of this riser here.... OH NO!
Dork Down!
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He should have left it at "then I'll say 'say hi to ya motha for me'". That would have been hilarious & a great stopping point. He drones on & on though and it just makes him look like a bitter weenie.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dr. D.,
Good to see ya! Now, off with those clothes!
Farrah!
Sorry! I hate to suffer alone!!!
*It's such a good vibration
Come on come on come on
It's such a sweet sensation
Feel it feel it*
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Dr. Destructo: *explosive laughter* I needed that.
Submitted by DUDE on October 17, 2008 - 11:47am.
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LMfffAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I felt the tinge of racism as well.
But Kimmel laughed so I thought it was a joke,ya know?
I haven't read/saw anything ever about this.
Here for a few!
Who doesn't wanna punch SNL douches on the nose! Duck Andy! Right cross! Uppercut! Broken nose! Then Marky gets his beatdown by security and all is right in the Universe!
Clarisse, my Wonderslut, thanks for the homage to the truth! And LoLo, I feel the same way as your video! Unrelated, but I dropped this on the Katy Cake story, but it's worth sharing!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT-6VI7WsdM
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
but, is he fucking Matt Damon?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Clarisse on October 17, 2008 - 11:39am.
Can you feel it baby?
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shit, now that song is gonna be stuck in my head for the whole weekend!!! i don't know what's worse, good vibrations or the womanizah, ah, aha, aha, aha, womanizah, womanizah..*shoots self*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I was waiting for him to say "I'm gonna punch him in that Jew nose" but I guess he knew better.
Yeah uh, Marky Mark needs to seriously lighten up. I don't like Andy Samberg either but that skit is hilarious...precisely because it's so on the money. I think if it were a worse impersonation it wouldn't bother Mark so much. I thought all of the "big nose" comments were a little odd though, and definitely tinged slightly of racism. (I've never particularly noticed this HUGE NOSE or whatever, lol).
And no, Marky Mark wasn't "just kidding." He has bitched about this sketch to the press multiple times now.
"You're a dog, what's that about?"
That sketch was pretty funny, though admittedly, I rarely find Andy Samberg funny.
MM was totally kiddin. sheesh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFpUZ-hFbA&feature=related
This is the only way i have to express how i feel about his big nose comment and his bravadfaux
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Can you feel it baby?
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
I thought he was joking,too.
Hahahahaha I cant stop singing good vibrations
Lighten up people...he was joking. I read an article were he said he thought it was funny, that you can't take yourself that serious. Also, if people are imitating you, it flattering because you "made it"
That talented punk seems fixated on Samberg's nose, no? Whassup with that?:)
Damn you ALL! Now i have "Good Vibrations"
stuck in my head!!! Curse you!!
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Friends don't let friends bang evil robot bangers! ~ Dr. Destructo
I kind of don't blame him. I used to like Andy Samberg and still find him funny sometimes, but it seems like he got a huge ego from being friends with Justin Timberlake and dating Natalie Portman. (I guess once you realize you can have sex with Natalie Portman, you would become egotistical. See: Andy Samberg, Zach Braff, Moby...)
Marky Mark acts like a dick sometimes, too, but he's probably acting tough to try make people forget he was once a nancy-boy underwear model.
this HAS to be about publicity!! he can't be serious!! funny or not funny act like you don't take yourself that seriously dude!!
i rented the happening a couple nights ago and it was so hard to watch--he was such a dork in the movie! he was a teacher in the movie and there is a part where he talks to kids about bees--the skit reminded me of that scene.
MARKY. he gonna put yo dick in a box!
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Submitted by maDalice on October 17, 2008 - 11:25am.
Are we sure he isn't really joking? That "big nose" shit was a little much tho.
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Um...have you SEEN Andy's nose? LOL.
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If he has no plans on ever dropping his pants again I will never have an interest in what he says.
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Are we sure he isn't really joking? That "big nose" shit was a little much tho.
Do it, Mark! And make sure he's on his knees when he's asking for forgiveness!
He cleans up well.
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