Marky Mark Wants To Beat Down Andy Samberg
Jimmy Kimmel had former panty model Marky Mark on his show last night and played the clip from SNL of Andy Samberg's impersonation of him. You know, the "Say hi to your motha" skit. Marky turned on his "tough street bitch from Boston" switch and said, "You know what? When I see that kid... I'm going to crack that big fucking nose of his. That's what I'm going to do. And then I'm going to tell him 'Say hi to your motha for me.'" He said this while picking dried douche particles off of his shirt.
Marky went on to joke about the whole thing by continuing his bad impersonation of a mobster. He said he's going to get on a plane and "slap him in the big nose. Tune in. I guarantee you. And then, instead of me forgiving him, I'll ask him to forgive me."
Marky's response would've been sooooo much better if he was naked and dancing around to "Good Vibrations." And instead of saying "big nose," he said "big peen" instead.
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Marky's response would've been sooooo much better if he was naked and dancing around to "Good Vibrations."
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Well SNL is not funny and that sketch was lame, (why he talking to a chicken?) I would have said Have him call me and I will give me real material because they have not been funny in a while.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
come on, he was joking.
and he was so good in The Departed. he really has talent.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I thought he was just joking around?
"dried douche particles"
LMAOOOOO.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Wait...he was NOT kidding around?????
I always figured if I ever met Marky I would have to say "cum on, cum on feel the vibration". I would probably get a whuppin', but it would be worth it. I would have to say 'word to the mutha' to Vanilla Ice too.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Aw - can we just talk about Plumber Joe here, too?
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^wishes she looked as hot as Jodie Marsh~
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Mark, I loved you, and this is NOT helping.
Do not show what a douchebag you really are.....
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
-Alanis Morisette
I thought he was being sarcastic until he talked about "just raising his kids."
Fucking humorless weirdo.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Uhhhhhhhhh
Say Hi to yo motha Mawky Mawk!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
they can both slurp a bowl of smeg.
I can't decide who is more annoying.
Marky - shut up, sit there and look cute! It's pretty bad when even Jordan Knight disses on you in interviews now!
Hey, Marky Mark,I'll hold him down for you. I hate that kid, too. Such a smirky little wise-ass.
He's really all THAT pissed?? Ha...i find that amusing. ;P
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he is sorta' cute
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I saw his profile on fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.