Friday, October 17th 2008

At Least It Wasn't Prince Hot Ginge

Hell no. The Mirror posted a couple of pictures of Prince Willy hanging out with "two showgirls." They call Xtina and Wonky McValtrex "showgirls." That's just a polite way of saying "two whores."

Prince Willy was out with Prince Harry at London's Whisky Mint when he suddenly excused himself to go talk to Xtina who was sitting with Bat Boy nearby. A witness claims the "two sat very close, swapping numbers and flirting outrageously." Outrageously! Xtina was probably just trying to offer Prince Willy her hat so that he could cover his bald spot.

A few moments later, Wonky McValtrex sat her slut ass at Xtina's table. I'm surprised everyone didn't run like roaches in fear of catching her diseases. When Wonky showed up, Prince Hot Ginge hit the road. That's right. He knows that even looking her way will send you straight to the free clinic.

Prince Willy stuck around and braved Wonky's mutant crabs. The witness said after a few minutes the two were exchanging numbers. Please. Wonky was just giving him the number to the doctor that can fix the rash he got from sitting so close to her.

Posted by: Michael K


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the royals have cooties...
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Hysteria's picture

Paris really is such a star sucker parasite.

angel_i's picture

AW he looks just like a Ginge version of his Daddy!

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Don't they got a special kinda meaning for the term "showgirls" in the UK?;p

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Ok a few things

1. How cool is it that Christina hanging with Royals?

2. My head hurts from trying to work her out.

3. Prince William, please close your legs when your sitting. Thank you.

4. Oh and Prince William please do something about that bald spot. Thank you.

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NovaNightly's picture

Damn those Royals....haven't you learned to stay away from disease ridden trollops yet???

So it was Xtina he was chatting with at first...some other site i was on yesterday just said "some blonde"...like he was trying to get some action. HA. Providing all the info DOES help...lol.

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snowpiece's picture

the Queen is not going to like this.
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rosenacy's picture

His photos were seen at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty ...

Dr. Destructo's picture

This shit just makes me ill! Now the Royal Family DOES have STDs! Serves em right!
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