Brokeback Survivor
During last night's episode of "Survivor," Marcus, the floppy peen flasher, kissed Charlie on the shoulder after they won the "hitting fruit" challenge. Hit a fruit, kiss a fruit!
Marcus claims to be straight and Charlie is a big flamer who has already declared his lust for his alliance partner.
Why would Marcus kiss him on the shoulder? Out of all places? If I was Charlie, I'd be fucking pissed. The shoulder is the last place I want to be kissed. Especially since Charlie's shoulder is all dirty and shit.
Maybe Marcus doesn't want to hit Charlie's ass and he's just playing him? I mean, thanks to that little bit of PDA, Charlie will never EVER vote out Marcus. Fuck. Charlie might even take the fall for Marcus in the future. He'll gladly go down for Marcus in order to go down ON Marcus. You can't blame him.
Whatever the case may be, I just hope that if Charlie and Marcus ever got it on in the dark, the producers didn't film it in that night vision shit. I want full-on lights and a sexy soundtrack.
Here's a couple more pictures of these two maybe-lovahs getting friendly. Charlie's eyes are totally telling us, "I'm going to ride this shit."


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LOL!
Yep. They're doing it.
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You just shovel cheese covered chips into your mouthhole.
my gaydar is goin off and so are their loads. I bet they sneak off at night for a lil blow by blow account of their day in the bushes..and by the bushes i mean their lovely lady parts. I sense.....shockins revelation that they are a couple at the survivor reunion party at the end of the season...shocker!
2 Men, 1 Cup!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Cuties...
look at the way he holds him...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
hope he's not just playing with his feelings...
:( then that'd be pretty douchey...
I love that the spammers go to the trouble of uploading an avatar. You just don't see that kind of work ethic anymore.
I only ever report them if they don't have a pic now.
Truth be told i kinda missed c e l e b r i t y . c o m.
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
If I would be a woman I'd think he is hwat.
Me LUUUUUURVES my little nellie Charlie. You go girl...you get you some dirty, sweaty island-can't-get-no-hair-pie-so-I-will-makes-do-with-a-nellie-hole. Been there, girl...and it's WORTH it.
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cute couple...
This is much prettier to look at, than bloody Vadge and Guy 3 days in a row...
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Sea Monkeys start to stink.
(not you LO, ha ha)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 17, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Yewwww had yewww some sea criters? ha ha ha
My mom wouldnt let me have them. She said if i wanted shrimp that would die in a day i could go down to the end of the pier and scoop them out of the crab nets! LOL
They went to Sea Monkey Heaven. It will be ok Stocky!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo ~ I can't stop thinking of the sea monkeys I flushed down the toilet when I was a kid.
Is it karma?? Are they haunting me?
Snowpiece ~ no problem :)
MAVERICK MISSY FUCKIN A I DONT MEAN FUCK!
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK EM DA BUTT! THATS GOOD STUFF!
Just dont use the OTHER F word!
LMFUCKINGAO!
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Submitted by LoLo on October 17, 2008 - 2:59pm.
The F word has no place here or any where.
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But LOLO! *stamps foot* What word will I use instead?
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Sweet childhood memories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSbIrR3cjMQ
Submitted by LoLo on October 17, 2008 - 2:59pm.
The F word has no place here or any where.
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AND SHE DONT MEAN FUCK!!!
FUCK
FUCK FUCK
MEN FUCKING
WOMEN FUCKING
FUCKING IS GREAT!
:p
MAVERICK!
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Newport Joey ~ no flippin' way...nah.
BTW if you knew me u would know im a "twink" myself and I love other "twinks" such as Zac Efron, Not everyone can be into Chelsea Queen Juice heads like Frenchpussy.
The F word has no place here or any where.
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I hate to mention the dead, but I think frenchpussy is LoveAngelina.......(shudder)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I tape this shit-show just for the good looking guys.
Call me shallow, but they look good in high-definition!
Um that is not me posting, I have 1 account and that is this one. I would never say the F word. sorry. :P
There is Deb. There really is.
See ya some place else my darling!
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Farrah: LMAO re the slaves, he's such a busy little bitch
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Methinks there is a bad smell invading the DL...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by LoLo on October 17, 2008 - 2:47pm.
*Flicks a ciggie into the mist of RAID i just sprayed all over this stupid ass thread*
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Let me pour a little bit of gas on that to excelerate sh*t up....
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 17, 2008 - 2:44pm
damn JB is working' hard on the new accounts today! he might be on a super high, coz, chu kno' he be torturing his slaves.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
A man CAN be Fag Stag, but WTF? Least somebody wants to jump his bones. Some of you str8 folks haven't done any better.......
And I don't know any plumbers.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
The bell is NOT a celefuckingbration.
French pussy a real gay man would never......
*Flicks a ciggie into the mist of RAID i just sprayed all over this stupid ass thread*
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FRENCH PUSSY GET OFF MY LAWN!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by LoLo on October 17, 2008 - 2:41pm.
The closing bell is to signify when your ass has to stop trading on the floor.
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I know what it is, but why the fuck are they celebrating when the dow closed at its lowest point ever???
They need to quit that sh*t!
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HAHAHA!
I dont even watch the show pussy!
STFU and get the fuck out of here with your idiot shit!
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The closing bell is to signify when your ass has to stop trading on the floor.
Dont ask what the floor is.
Jesus god damn mother fucking christ i sware to fucking god
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yeah stock, I know, just fuckin' wichu since you dissed my show, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Snowpiece ~ i got out of trading last year and I'm now in research.
I should change by handle name but I'm too lazy to do it.
LOL sorry "Chuck" fan. I'm a fan of gays that aren't identified by embarassingly gay crushes and queeny behaviour. If you are, more power to you. maybe you need a dick up your ass?
La Coocaracha ~ stockbrokers celebrate by ringing the bell as part of a tradition.
Why do weddings have wedding bells? Same thing.
Tradition.
"Sob Sob. Flamers go home."
Yeah buddy. Get the fuck out of here!
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this post made me horny
that is all
Aww just the love I was hoping for. I'm just posting my opinion, like you have yours. If this was Thursday would it have been more tolerable? WTF does the day of the week have to do with this? And I aint got nothing against gays, I am a dude who likes to fuck other dudes, but not little bony twink bitches like this "Chucky" character.
Submitted by Stock Broker on October 17, 2008 - 2:25pm.
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A lot of folks watch survivor...
The real question is, why do stockbrokers celebrate everytime the f*ing exchange market closing bell is rung.....even now, after the stockmarkket is losing hundreads of points a day, you f-ers still celebrate like its something to be happy about!!!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Who the hell watches this show anyway?
It needs to be cancelled & put out of its misery.
Oh, and The Office USED to be good. It now suxs. Too much drama.
I loved The Office in the first couple of seasons... then they turned it into a soap opera
I still watch, but it's not nearly as good.
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You would be surprised on how many straight guys love attention from gay guys! That being said is charlie wearing dentures?
French Pussy is a hilarious name for a dude grossed out by harmless gays.
Yup. Youre a fucking pussy alright.
Its friday, keep your god damn hate out of here will ya?
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Yeah. He was eating the busted fruit that was on his shirt...not to say he didn't like it.
Ahhh jeez you guys...he ate a freakin' piece of fruit/food off his shoulder. I saw the same thing...you need the slide right before the two you show.
Homophobic? Not even close unless me being irritated by flaming gays that profess their "love" for straight men on a reality TV show is suddenly "homophobic". It's pathetic!
salem13: You're my new favorite!
frenchp: Wow. Homophobic much?
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