Officer, Please Move That Light!
That police officer needs to move that fucking light. Rude! I can't really tell if he's a hot piece or not. He should turn that flashlight around and point it at his mug, so we can get a good look. He might have a bad case of birds lip but.... Oh! Who Cares!? Sometimes I really need to control myself. Whenever I look at these pap pictures, I immediately scan to see who might be hot. I'm hard up!
Anyalwayshorny, Jenny Aniston shuffled into John Mayer's house last night to celebrate his 31st birthday. She brought along her baby making kit and her wedding inspiration album "just in case." Instead of making John blow out the candles on his birfday cake, she made his peen blow a load into a test tube. I don't think John even noticed.
Earlier in the night, John left a recording studio blocking his face with some sort of electronic equipment. These celebwhores always suck at hiding their faces from the cameras. That's probably because they don't want to. They just want to make it look like they're camera shy. If they really wanted to hide their smug mugs, they would use something better. I don't know....like a plastic bag? Breath in...
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I'm too lazy to read all of the comments, so bite me if it's already been said, but it look like Matthew Perry has finally landed a decent job since Friends went off the air.
Regardless as to who the celeb person is, if they so obviously don't wan't THEIR picture taken, then it shouldn't be taken. If, (and I know you bitches are ready for a rebuttle) IF, this is just an attention getter "don't take my picture, I want privacy" farce, then they'll learn to drop this shit cause papps won't take their picture. Everyone is happy.
The cop is definitely a hot piece
Im a Jen fan, and since this is "her" life, I think she can do whatever the hell she wants, and if she wants a piece of John M. then so what..they are both adults and single, shes not hurting anyone...so I don't know why all the hate..do the Brangaloonies think that dissing Jen all the time, makes AJ look better..trust me, Angie Jo doesn't need any help, all she has to do is open her overblown mouth, and shes seen for the skank that she is..IMO
Who cares about these skank-biscuits anyway?
Can't Chennifer just get some cock in peace?!
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Obviously Mayer is loving this. This is exactly why he got back with Jenn, he knew he would have the pap attention back. Ugh what a douche.
Jenn should date this cop instead of dating Mayer...I mean, look at his stick!!
Man, I can't believe these two are back together. Jen really is desperate. I'm feeling very sorry for her. How long has it been since her last film?
Swear to ME!
Paps have been played!!!
Mayer has a strange sense of humor...ergo all the hype generated by their 'breakup' and now 'dating' again.
Except they never broke up idiots.
you were punked Mayer style.
A police escort? Why?
Jenny just needs to get pregnant, doesn't matter from whom.
I'm pretty sure that muthafucker is a hot piece (the cop, not John Mayer).
I wonder what John or any other ordinary guy does when Jennifer tells him he can go bareback just this once? Does he decline? Make excuses?
Okay, that cop is totally HOT! Screw the rest of that boring shit abt Jennifer and John. Posers.
Maniston is a cock-hopper...
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
He should know better. Aniston's looking for a sperm donor at this point. Tick tock.
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I truly believe if anyone gets hurt in this relationship it will be HIM. She's a strong girl after what she's been trhough.
Well, while I am no fan it seems she is going about her life and doing what she wants. She's not hurting anyone (except possibly herself). So whatever...
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I am no fan of Aniston's she can't act her way out of a paper bag. But that doesn't mean I don't think she got the shitty end of the stick. She did nothing wrong yet the media hounds her every move and made her the victim. I would like to see Aniston with a nice guy and Brad run off with a 25 year old. That would be sweet justice for a woman who has bedded down married men.
She should just get with the cop shining the light. There is nothing but misery down the John Mayer road. He cares only about himself.
What does a "bad case of bird's lip" mean??
Damn. His tittays are no joke.--MK on Davy Jones
The media seems to like get Anistons reactions after the Jolie slaps her via the media. She looks great and doesn't seem to care that the Jolie/Pitts are happy campers. Mayer should know better than to celebrate a birthday when Holy Jolie is putting out a movie..thunder stealer.
Salem13,
I probably will see "Marley and Me". Even though I hate Penis Nose Wilson and I think Aniston with still be playing Rachel Green.
I absolutely LOVED LOVED LOVED this book, so i have to see it.
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I cant believe she went back to him after what he stated to PAPS about them breaking up the first time. Come on, Jen, there are other men in hollywood that would love to be your main squeeze.
That's a drum machine! I almost bought that one. I guess he needs one so he can stay on beat when he beats.
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 17, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Why, NO ossifer! As a matter of fact, I CAN'T walk a straight line!
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Maybe if you got the fuckin light out of my eyes...
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Why, NO ossifer! As a matter of fact, I CAN'T walk a straight line!
_Submitted by Sheeps on October 17, 2008 - 2:51pm.
DOH! Amazing song!
Mah Baaaaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaaaa BAaaaaad Sheeps!
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I LOVE this Chica! If they are back together good for them, but the pics look like they were taken at 2 different places.
It's been speculated that they never broke up at all. Remember they had been going out for months b4 the press found out, then when they did it was choas for those 4 months. So some say they just did the break up thing to fool the press. Whether it's true or not. I still wish them both the best.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 17, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Reminds me of a good song though!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUd48jRKzBo
You mean a great song?
Submitted by barroomslut on October 17, 2008 - 2:35pm.
What's with the rolled jeans?
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word. That is sooooo last week. It's the "Katie-Bot" stupid look #1,573264
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Why are some of you thinking Aniston is pathetic for going back to Mayer? Maybe Jen was the fucktard and John is taking her back?
Submitted by chichi on October 17, 2008 - 2:40pm.
"Wait, who were we talking about again.... oh yeah, Aniston. Sorry Jen, I got off track thinking of Angie. LOL"
Hahahahaha Story of her life!
When John Mayer isn't buff he is too fug for me. Why is there so much attention on these two?? It's like the public has an obsession with Jennifer Aniston's no-man status.... and the whole Brangelina thing.
This whole thing will get interesting and entertaining when Pitt and Jolie have a shitload of teenagers to deal with, those fucktards won't get any sympathy from me. Angie has some weird obsession with collecting children and I think it is fucked up.
Wait, who were we talking about again.... oh yeah, Aniston. Sorry Jen, I got off track thinking of Angie. LOL
I had my black berry but it broke lol I would feel pathetic if I bought another one just for Dlisted lmao...I think thats where im headed though
Stoney: Are you sure she didn't mean fell in love w/ the idea of stealing yet another attached man? I don't buy for a second that she's in love w/ Brad. I don't think the bitch knows what the word means.
I like Jen. I don't think she can be blamed that whenever a new St. Skank story comes up, the media compares them. I do, however, agree that Mayer was a new low for her. Jen, why don't you just lay down in front of his front door & let him wipe his feet on you? It would be about the same.
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What's with the rolled jeans?
Mrs Gosling ~ the best cure is to get a laptop or Blackberry...I did.
Problem solved.
Earlier in the night, John left a recording studio blocking his face with some sort of electronic equipment.
Earlier in the night.
Last year i had three brithday parties just for the fuck of it..
Just for the fuck of it... Diet Coke...and jack!
bwaaaaaaaaaa h aha ha ha ha
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 17, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Cuz through most of the 90's, she was the 'it' girl. Even the First Hag of the White House had the "Rachel" 'do. She had everywoman's dream husband in Brad Pitt. Don't know her at all but my guess is she's a whiny spoiled little bitch who's frigid to boot, and now we all have to endure the "Woe is Jen" stories every time St. Angelina pops out another kid or adopts a small village.
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Stop making up stories Mk. People magazine say they spent his birthday at Grand Havana Room, a members-only restaurant and cigar club. You say he was at a studio.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20233700,00.html?xid=rss-tophead...
Guys Im fucking addicted to this dam site! Everytime i am away from the computer I keep thinking if MK posted something new lol..I need help =(
Is that cop yelling for people to GET OFF MAYERS LAWN?????
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Submitted by Sugaroo on October 17, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Why do people bash her so much? I mean, she's rich, famous and attractive, sure, but just because she's unlucky in love, why hate on her?
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Cuz through most of the 90's, she was the 'it' girl. Even the First Hag of the White House had the "Rachel" 'do. She had everywoman's dream husband in Brad Pitt. Don't know her at all but my guess is she's a whiny spoiled little bitch who's frigid to boot, and now we all have to endure the "Woe is Jen" stories every time St. Angelina pops out another kid or adopts a small village.
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Apparently Angie admitted to US Weekly she fell in love with Brad while he was still with Jen. Um, DUH!
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Why do people bash her so much? I mean, she's rich, famous and attractive, sure, but just because she's unlucky in love, why hate on her? I'm not a fan but still. I'm pretty sure the majority of the people who bash her have been unlucky in love themselves, nu?
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on a last-ditch effort, Jen brought a male stripper dressed as a cop over to for Mayer's b-day, thinking it might help him get it up.
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Off Topic -
A gradmaother reaction to "2 Girls, 1 cup"
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On Topic - who gives a shit?
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