Friday, October 17th 2008
Xtina Is Made Out Of Make-Up
I'm beginning to think that Xtina doesn't have skin anymore. She's completely made out of bronzer, fake tanner, lipstick and powder. She's like a walking foundation stick. I think she's sponsored by MAC. Fuck. I think she's owned by MAC. Her clit is probably a mini-lipstick. Perfect for those mid-day touch-ups.
She can't fool me with her veiny titty balls. She probably painted on those veins with eyeliner to make her look human.
Here's MAC's #1 friend with Bat Boy in London last night. He's looking very bat-ish here. He looks like a grouchy monchichi in a tux.
Xtina is preggo again....see her engorged breasts with the prominent veins and the full waist area.
Xtina: Don't look at my batboy fugly husband, check out my chichis everybody! I wonder what foundation stick color she would be...
Your face!
She's totally pregnant again.
Astoundingly hideous.
its bruce bitches...
that ho looks as preggers as Lisa Bonet.. we'll get the announcement in 5 months..
That photo of her is revolting. Truly - it makes me never want to reveal any cleavage, EVER!
Titty veins are fucking gross and should be covered up.
Vomit.
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You just shovel cheese covered chips into your mouthhole.
She married within her fugly range so I can't hate on her. That's right, folks. Fug should stick with fug. It helps us develop compassion for the ugly folks but don't forget that Xtina can sing the shit out of most of us shower traumatizerz. (Echo can't fix off keys and shitty pitch, xtina has an amazing range and close to perfect pitch).
This marriage is OVER. Holy shit these 2 do not like each other the body language is screaming at me. Christina is so fuckin ugly it shocks me that people have the balls to call her husband fug. He is just a guy so he cant hide behind the 500lbs of make up like she does. Their through ugliness as a couple came thru in their child. He is one of the ugliest babies I have ever seen.
God she looks awful. Not sure whether Posh Spice beats her with her shiny facial shit she wears even. Just plain awful.
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Heidy Klum Got Milk!
AWW, now all she looks like is a fat Puerto Rican
MAC? Looking more like Wet N' Wild to me.
Foundation stick! lmao.
It's pretty amazing that tranny clown hasn't gone through a Britney year, but yet, she always looks like shit. Her skin is good, her body is great. Why does she fuck her self up without drugs and alcohol? I mean, if you're going to go there, go there having some fun. Don't just look like you went there without taking the ride.
Alittle early for Halloween?
this woman always looks like she just took a makeup bath.
I try to care, but the only reason I read about her is because I know MK always makes me laugh.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
can you blame him for being grumpy. He probably starts sneezing as soon as he's near her. I bet her furniture is full of powder from the big puff she uses to make up her tranny face.
What worries me is that in the 5th thumbnail, it looks like her dress is about to glide right over some bird crap mixed with jizz on the ground. Seriously, that freaks me the fuck out. On the rare occasions that I wear a long dress, I'm constantly holding it up for that very reason. God only knows what that hem is going to touch when you're in a public place!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Ooh, I know she di-n't steal Mariah Carey's butterfly ring!
She looks kind of puffy and bloated, and very unhappy.
Submitted by Aamyko. on October 17, 2008 - 10:18pm.
she looks weird.... not a good look... does any1 think she is pretty?
Yeah, back in 2000.
she looks weird.... not a good look... does any1 think she is pretty?
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Rugby Hotties!
what is wrong with this chick? she used to be relatively normal looking. when poeple find their soul mate, get married, have chilluns, etc., they usually chill out. she is getting more and more rediculous.
She looks sad in these pics,she must have looked in a mirror.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
In the fifth pic she looks like one of those ghetto chicks I sometimes see at the corner of Fig and Jefferson. That pink dress under the black coat and then her fake pink lips and her hair...ugh..all of it. She looks like ghetto trash...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 17, 2008 - 8:56pm.
He's Jewish, isn't he? Did she convert?
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I don't think so...
I think they're bringing up Max as Jewish though.
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Don't these twats ever stay home with their kid?
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Seriously, this woman is just as plastic as a porn star.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Morrissey on October 17, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Two questions:
1. How DID he pull her? She could basically have her pick of thousands of men. Why him?
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He's Jewish, isn't he? Did she convert?
I'm beginning to think that Xtina doesn't have skin anymore. She's completely made out of bronzer, fake tanner, lipstick and powder. She's like a walking foundation stick. I think she's sponsored by MAC. Fuck. I think she's owned by MAC. Her clit is probably a mini-lipstick. Perfect for those mid-day touch-ups.
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CTFU!!!!!!! She must be pregnant again too. Her tits are screaming to get out of that top
@ Morrissey
to answer you questions
Christina met Jordan at a boardroom meeting, they were the only people that were in their 20's and Jordan had recently moved to the area and didn't know anybody. The quickly became friends and over time, fell in love. Christina always refers to Jordan has "best friend", her "rock". He may not be the cutest guy, be he accepts her for her, doesn't care that she's a famous and doesn't want to ride her coat tails. He's a good man and that's why, out of the better looking dudes, Christina fell for him. (Or so she's said)
It helps them get better beats for a start, beats that would've gone to other people become theirs. Dallas said that Christina "fucked for tracks" because 5 years later, he was still upset that Christina cut his songs from her "Stripped" album. I don't believe what Dallas said. Why would Christina need to lower herself like that? Oh and not only did she not put his songs on her record, she also began dating Jordan around that time. Jordan was Dalla's best friend.
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And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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Submitted by Morrissey on October 17, 2008 - 7:47pm.
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To answer your first question, he got her because all the other men in her life had fucked her over royally and Jordan was the only one who didn't play games with her. (see my post about Dallas Austin below)
To your second question, fucking for tracks means a female artist will go to a producer and screw him for the hottest beat he has. Producers usually send their tracks to lots of artists making them in demand, so in exchange for sexual activities, the girl gets the track before anyone else and gets it free. Then said girl puts the track on her album. Now, Christina has NEVER had a Dallas Austin song (or one by Jordan for that matter) on any of her albums, so I knew from jump he was lying when he said she fucked him for tracks. It would make no sense for a girl to bang a guy for beats and then not even use the song.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
Submitted by Morrissey on October 17, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Two answer your questions. Xtina obviously sees a wonderful and beautiful person in Batboy. Go figure? And fuck for tracks means someone who fucks a producers for tracks.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
Two questions:
1. How DID he pull her? She could basically have her pick of thousands of men. Why him?
2. What exactly does "fucks for tracks" mean? Call me naive (do it, dammit!), but WHY would these girls do that? Meaning, how is it advantageous to them? I've never understood it...
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Submitted by SeH on October 17, 2008 - 7:14pm.
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Wrong. She was dating Dallas Austin (TLC's old producer) for a hot minute when she was working on "Stripped" but he's a notorious whore so it didn't work out. He introduced her to Jordan who's a music exec, but not necessarily a producer and they hooked up. Dallas is an asshole and got pissed because Christina had him banned from Clive Davis's Pre-Grammy party the year she was headlining the performers, so he came out saying that she fucked for tracks (along with Joss Stone). He was clearly lying and later apologized to her, but not Joss who is known for doing the shit.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
What the hell? She's a few short steps away from looking like Jodie Marsh at this point. Aren't these celebs supposed to have paid people on staff that will say things like "Hey Christina, you look like a fucking idiot, time for a new look" or something? She's become some absurd caricature of herself.
Her hubby seems like a genuinely nice guy. I seem to remember hearing that she was a fucks-for-tracks kinda girl and he was the unfortunate looking, gullible producer. Must suck to be him.
I think Christina should bleach her hair.
Geez, she's gonna burn the hair right off her head from bleaching
Submitted by luscious_t on October 17, 2008 - 4:50pm.
DAE
My point, exactly.
- as one would have to be crazy (you'd think) to leave the house looking like that. She can look pretty enough - what's she hiding? She looks like a complete fool.
Her old look was freaky enough - now she really seriously does look like a tranny clown. What's she gonna pull next year? Rockin' the "IT-by-Stephen-King" look?
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I've said before, she hates the fact she has pale skin and freckels, she thinks her nose is big for her face...she could probably find a thousand things she does like about her face, so she covers up.
I liked the 40's/50's inspired look, ott, but it suited her. This new lookin only for a few months. When the new album in '09 comes out, she'll have a new look. Something more "futuristic" to match the album. You think this is crazy? You aint seen nothing yet!!
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And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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Is she knocked up again?
Fake is the new real...
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
X-Tina better quit bleaching her hair, or she won't HAVE any hair left on her head. Unless that's a very bad wig.
She must go through gallons of Abolene to get her make-up off.
I don't tan cause i'm f'n lazy but if i did tan i would tan in moderation. Which is what I always did when i did tan. I believe in doing it in moderation...you know, get a tan after a week on spring break, but don't tan all freaking summer long, or all year long every year in some people's case.
Her boobs arent real...even DAE could tell you that. She was very tiny chested before...then POW...double D's at your service...complete with a veiny road map to the stars homes in Hollyweird. lol
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We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Roadmap chi-chis and whats the point of looking like an orange again ?..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Man she got some veiny boobs for being so young
Submitted by KA on October 17, 2008 - 5:45pm.
I rock my fair skin with pride. I have Lupus, and the arthritis is a killer
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My good friend also has Lupus, so i can totally understand you.
And your damn avie is cracking me up... first thing i thought was when he was intervied and says something in that really high-pitched voice "i'm gonna tell you something you might not know about me, i smoke rocks"
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Their is no way those boobs are real.
Bat boy always looks like he's about to vomit
I rock my fair skin with pride. I have Lupus, and the arthritis is a killer, but I'd rather have my fair skin than risk my life with a tanning bed. I abhor people with overly tanned skin. It's disgusting. Besides, I look younger than I am and we all know that tanning ages you faster. ;)