Friday, October 17th 2008
Xtina Is Made Out Of Make-Up
I'm beginning to think that Xtina doesn't have skin anymore. She's completely made out of bronzer, fake tanner, lipstick and powder. She's like a walking foundation stick. I think she's sponsored by MAC. Fuck. I think she's owned by MAC. Her clit is probably a mini-lipstick. Perfect for those mid-day touch-ups.
She can't fool me with her veiny titty balls. She probably painted on those veins with eyeliner to make her look human.
Here's MAC's #1 friend with Bat Boy in London last night. He's looking very bat-ish here. He looks like a grouchy monchichi in a tux.
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I can't even imagine what her sheets look like after a roll in them.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by z-listed on October 17, 2008 - 5:35pm.
oh, shit, that avvie almost made me run to my bathroom and make sure everything was clean and properly looking *hiding roots*
I love that bitch, tho.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by z-listed on October 17, 2008 - 5:35pm.
I do believe that this relationship is ka-put.
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they do look pretty sad... both of them
Submitted by Sensimina on October 17, 2008 - 5:20pm.
I'm white as a ghost and I've had chichi veins before. I used to tan until I saw a girl coming into the tanning salon while I was waiting for a bed, to cancel her membership because "her doctor found a cancerous growth" on her skin. I never went back and now I slather SPF the fuck on and only use Loreal moisture + tanning mist to get dark
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oh, i only do the tanning salon a few times, i have busted arsed joints and the heats works, when i'm hitting the tanning beds i also use SPF. I gots lots of tattoos to take care of!
And i a gree, my chichis are like little lemosn compared to Xtina's, and i've never had the veins either.
And *MUAH* on the L'Oreal Mist Tanner!! that's exactly the one i use! i love that it's a dry mist. Awesome. For the face i recommend Bobbi Brown's sunless tanning gel. Smells great.
@Mel-Tang: I don't like this "look at my ginormous chichis" thing either, but i believe BatBoy is way too worried wondering if they'll be home in time to hang himself upside down for a proper night's sleep. Besides, when you're hanging upside down, maybe them boobs look smaller??
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I do believe that this relationship is ka-put.
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I'm taking over!
Yeah...bronzer is my best friend these days. I live in Cali but i cant stand to tan in those damn salons. My hubby on the other hand loves to tan because he says it makes his skin breakout less and his moles dont look so bad. *shrugs*...I think he looks fine either way. I seriously like my fair skin and dark hair...:D
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by TITS on October 17, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 17, 2008 - 5:16pm.
what my mom used to call "baby elephant."
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ooh good biking song!
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huh?
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 17, 2008 - 5:16pm.
what my mom used to call "baby elephant."
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ooh good biking song!
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
I DESPISE the way she has to flaunt her tits all the time. It's disgusting, and I wish Batboy would fucking tell her already.
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Submitted by Farrah on October 17, 2008 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 17, 2008 - 4:55pm.
I have fair skin too muffinamy...so thats probably why i get those veins
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i'm also on the fair side, Nova. But i'm also a shameless tanorexic HORZ, so when i'm not hitting the tanning beds, i'm smudging myself with the sprays and stuff. At least i found the ones that smell good. And yes, bronzer powder is my best friend. And so is sugar.
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I'm white as a ghost and I've had chichi veins before. I used to tan until I saw a girl coming into the tanning salon while I was waiting for a bed, to cancel her membership because "her doctor found a cancerous growth" on her skin. I never went back and now I slather SPF the fuck on and only use Loreal moisture + tanning mist to get dark, it works really good without turning me orange and I don't have to rub it in and get shit stains all over my hands and end up looking like Lilo, haha.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 17, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Well bonjour Mrs K. And hello to your Maman too.
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she's with baby Jesus
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
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Submitted by kdracofan on October 17, 2008 - 5:12pm.
que ridicula
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lol! you're full on "Frida" today! you should totally consider Frida for Halloweenie. Unibrow á la Lourdes, ok, but...what about her 'stache??
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Oh snap she stole Mariah's signature butterfly ring! She is a peach mess...is Pepto her new signature lip grease color? I'm suprised bat boy is so pale next to her...you would think some of her makeup would rub off on him....I wonder when she cums if she sprays foundation and eyelash glue?...anyhow he should not be so pale and make-upless....
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 17, 2008 - 5:16pm
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Well bonjour Mrs K. And hello to your Maman too.
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Yes, I love playing cartoony characters. Been known for that - Joan Collins
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on October 17, 2008 - 5:07pm.
I think it sounds more like Goldfrapp's "Ooh La La"
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Go Phillies!
She looks PREGNANT again!!
Her face is fuller and she's covering up the dress...
Hmmmmm.....makes me wonder!
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 17, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Batboy is eggplant shaped. He's got child-bearing hips. That is not a good look on a man.
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what my mom used to call "baby elephant."
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 17, 2008 - 4:55pm.
I have fair skin too muffinamy...so thats probably why i get those veins
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i'm also on the fair side, Nova. But i'm also a shameless tanorexic HORZ, so when i'm not hitting the tanning beds, i'm smudging myself with the sprays and stuff. At least i found the ones that smell good. And yes, bronzer powder is my best friend. And so is sugar.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Batboy is eggplant shaped. He's got child-bearing hips. That is not a good look on a man.
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Yes, I love playing cartoony characters. Been known for that - Joan Collins
que ridicula
in the 5th thumbnail, her precious dress is about to be dipped in birdshit...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
What really burns my ass like a 4ft flame about this walking chalk doll is that her new single is a out & out rip off of Sam Sparro's "Black & Gold".
His tune is far superior & is a worldwide hit, but little or no airplay here stateside since he's not married to batboy..
Im dead sick of this fake ass corporate whore fuckery .. all these Disney prosti-tots have got to go ... time for a musical / social/ revolution here already.
"If it doesnt have a working peen, then Kate's not leaving with it."- MK
She looks like a 70 year old grandma
..so...squishy....
Three words: TONE IT DOWN.
Totally off topic...but they are laying people off at work..Oh god I hope they dont call me into the office next!!!
has batboy ever smiled in his fucking life?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Jesus Christ. Put your fucking milk bags away!!!!!
thanks, nova - maybe so - she just looks so diff I bet she looks really pretty with the fuller face minus the makeup
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^wishes she looked as hot as Jodie Marsh~
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let's hear for the melanoma-free white girls in the house! woohoo~~
I thought I was alone - just Nicky K and me *sob*
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^wishes she looked as hot as Jodie Marsh~
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"Her clit is probably a mini-lipstick. Perfect for those mid-day touch-ups."
Geezus fucking krist MK, I am trying to breathe, you are going to kill me.
i honestly dont think she's done anything to her face. Its just looks a bit fuller because she still has a few extra pounds on her frame these days. At least thats what i think.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
She's channeling her inner Mariah... massive cleavage, butterfly ring and all.
Wonder how many towels she uses in one day.
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I have fair skin too muffinamy...so thats probably why i get those veins. I wish i could do something about them...but oh well...i just powder them a bit and apply some really fine sparkly stuff. That usually helps a bit. :D
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
And for the third thread now, I ask, what has she done to her face? I don't know surgeries and stuff all that well. It doesn't look like the nose - did she do something to her eyes? or is it the cheeks?
and can you imagine how ridic she must look in person?! haha
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^wishes she looked as hot as Jodie Marsh~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Now now, speaking from experience as an extremely fair-skinned redhead, the veins-showing boobage is NOT restricted to those with boob jobs. Some of us just have translucent flawless skin. I think of it like a science experiment - you know, those medical dummies used to teach anatomy have nothing on me.
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I like that she's never had a nose job.
Perhaps that's why her tits are so big - she thinks people will focus on them and not her schnoz.
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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
That lipstick is straight wet-n-wild...i tried that shade back in like 7th grade but didnt like it because it made me look like I'd sucked on a pepto bismol bottle. Its too matte a color on her too...its like it needs to be a bit shinier. She's all over matte actually.
As for veiny boobs...i sometimes get those (yes i have implants...and they're not HUGE like Xtina's...only C cup) Its not cool...i hate them with a passion. :(
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
DAE
My point, exactly.
- as one would have to be crazy (you'd think) to leave the house looking like that. She can look pretty enough - what's she hiding? She looks like a complete fool.
Her old look was freaky enough - now she really seriously does look like a tranny clown. What's she gonna pull next year? Rockin' the "IT-by-Stephen-King" look?
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^wishes she looked as hot as Jodie Marsh~
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I admire her dedication to no roots. That's all I got.
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Sweet childhood memories
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Damned if she isn't one divorce settlement away from the doublewide.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by luscious_t on October 17, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Fuck, at least Britney's legitimately crazy - what's this bitch's excuse?
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Christina isn't crazy. She just likes make up - there's a difference.
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And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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Submitted by KD on October 17, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Oh, yes, I know the makeup woMan,
The muffin man, the makeup woMan,
Oh, yes, I know the makeup woMan,
That lives on Plastic Lane.
Honestly, she should just go ahead and get a nose job already - it would be a lot less work.
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Why is she pairing an urban coat with a night gown? And did she borrow that butterfly ring from Mariah? Classy much, he-he
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Fuck, at least Britney's legitimately crazy - what's this bitch's excuse?
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^wishes she looked as hot as Jodie Marsh~
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 17, 2008 - 4:34pm.
DAE: the Princes prolly called her to come over for tea and crumpets (hopefully without Wonky)
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That would be awsome of that actually happened. No, no STD ridden slappers with them last night.
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And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 17, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 17, 2008 - 4:25pm.
I finally figured out who Jordan reminds me of. Harvey Glatman!
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Ditto. Is that the "fashion photographer" murderer?
Veiny boobies make me sad..more than stretch mark boobies =( ...Boobies should always stay bootyfull...oh wait never mind cellulite booties make me the saddest
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 17, 2008 - 4:27pm.
IV, I agree.
I also have wondered why she and Mariah feel the need to get naked, when they have actual talent. Britney had to get naked (I wish she wouldn't anymore)...she doesn't have a voice.
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Right? Some celebs you know have to shake their nonnies in your face because they have nothing else (Phoebe Price, I'm talking to you), but when one has true talent like Christina, Mariah, etc., all this tranny-looking, dressing like you're 14 is just pointless and AGING, yet none of them seem to realize it.