Friday, October 17th 2008
Xtina Is Made Out Of Make-Up
I'm beginning to think that Xtina doesn't have skin anymore. She's completely made out of bronzer, fake tanner, lipstick and powder. She's like a walking foundation stick. I think she's sponsored by MAC. Fuck. I think she's owned by MAC. Her clit is probably a mini-lipstick. Perfect for those mid-day touch-ups.
She can't fool me with her veiny titty balls. She probably painted on those veins with eyeliner to make her look human.
Here's MAC's #1 friend with Bat Boy in London last night. He's looking very bat-ish here. He looks like a grouchy monchichi in a tux.
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parissucksliterally on October 17, 2008 - 4:34pm.
zomay, I know!!!
The 40 something crowd looks younger than the 20 somethings these days....
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Amen! I actually have run into guys who were in their mid 20's and I swear I thought they were 20 years older. Balding and everything.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
All that theatrical make-up. My word, NOBODY is that ugly!
Submitted by Sensimina on October 17, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Bat Boy looks really depressed!
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Not just Jordan, Christina does too. :0( Maybe London doesn't agree with them. Or Max is keeping them up all night or...
They look happy in LA.
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This girl has more make-up on one boob than I put on my face in a year.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Batboy gained some weight, and he looks like he smells for some reason....ewwww
For some reason I think these two are pretty solid in their marriage
she's looking kinda big--or is it her boobs that make her look heavier than she is? or is she knocked up again?
y tu mama tambien!
i don't understand why she doesn't divorce already. You know it's coming. that husband of hers looks miserable all the damn time. i almost feel sorry for him. and doesn't he have a job or something? he is always with her. she looks disgusting.
Batboy looks a little chubby
zomay, I know!!!
The 40 something crowd looks younger than the 20 somethings these days....
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
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DAE: the Princes prolly called her to come over for tea and crumpets (hopefully without Wonky)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
She should have those implants replaced with smaller ones that suit her figure.
It's ironic that in its quest for immortality, religion itself may lead to our extinction.
Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on October 17, 2008 - 4:25pm.
I finally figured out who Jordan reminds me of. Harvey Glatman!
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oh, dear.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Bat Boy looks really depressed! Maybe the blinds about the couple that are together just for show, and the husband watches the wife flirt with men at clubs all night, are about these two and they are trying to pull their marriage back together.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
I give them another 6 months.
Those titties are nasty. Please cover them up.
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And the #1 Fuck heard around the world....
"Oh this is going to one great fuck!" -Catherine the Great
What is up with 20 somethings shooting for the 50 something look. I get this feeling she is scared of turning into her Mom or some shit like that. Look Christina, if you are fighting your genes, it is not worth it. Just appreciate what you got. You have been given many blessings.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on October 17, 2008 - 4:26pm.
poor DAE
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*blinks* why?
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"grouchy monchichi in a tux"
LOOOOOL! Thanks for the laughs, MK!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Are my eyes deceiving me, or are each of her tits the size of her head?
Varicose boobs -- just one of the perils of breast implants.
I wanna see what her dress looks like.
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Go Phillies!
Submitted by LisaRose on October 17, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Are they real or fake?????????
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FAKE!!!
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If I owned a clothing store, Xtina would not be allowed to try anything on unless she took a chemical shower first. Makeup stains like that just don't come out.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Why can the paps take pics of hag's pussys but the cant get a shot of Christina without that coat on?? Fuckers.
I want to know why they BOTH dressed to the 9's. They never dress like that to go to dinner. Ever.
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Bat Boy always looks nervous
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
She's even wearing makeup down to her chichis, yet, it was not enough to cover up those veins. Ick.
IV, I agree.
I also have wondered why she and Mariah feel the need to get naked, when they have actual talent. Britney had to get naked (I wish she wouldn't anymore)...she doesn't have a voice.
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
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I think her make up looks fucking fantastic, fabulous color collection too. And her shoes, fabulous as always, I always like Xtina, and I still do.
Are they real or fake?????????
poor DAE
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
this tranny mess disgusts me to no end.
You can tell she totally has makeup on her chest and neck....you can practically see the powder. yikes.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Why does she pick the most horrendous colors, though? It's not the amount of makeup, but the colors that baffle me.
I finally figured out who Jordan reminds me of. Harvey Glatman!
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If I have an addiction to anything, it's sparklers. Round come 4th of July, you're gonna find me taking sparklers off a perp, giving him a ticket, and then I'm gonna go in my backyard with my cats and we're gonna put on a show.
Put a wick in her head and light it, instant romantic ambiance but alas a melty mess all too soon.
She's an attractive woman. I do not get all the goop and boobage display all the time. She has actual talent, she should work that and not this....appearance.
I want to see that dress under the jacket.
Seriously Xtina...its time to mellow out the makeup use. I used to wear TONS of makeup myself until i won "Makeup queen" award in high school. An award that was meant for colorguard girls to win. I was in the marching band. lol. Soooo glad i grew out of that phase!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Her tittays disgust me more than the makeup! Put those things away! Shit!
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
-Alanis Morisette
fuck, do you really need that much makeup???
what is she gonna do when she's 40?
gross