Great, Blame The Horse
It was the horsey's fault!!! The collapse of Vadge's marriage has been blamed on one of Heidi Montag's relatives. Sort of. A friend of Vadge's tells The Sun that her marriage started to turn into diarrhea after she fell off of a horse in 2005. Vadge broke bones and shit, but Guy didn't seem to care.
Vadge was put in the hospital and said it was one of the most painful experiences of her life. Even more painful than "Shanghai Surprise"? Damn. The experience was extra shitty because her husband didn't show her any kind of compassion.
Vadge's friend said, “Madonna was in a huge amount of pain and expected Guy to drop everything to be at her bedside. In her mind that is what every husband should do to support his wife when she has been through a traumatic, possibly life-threatening, experience. But Guy approached the whole thing in what she now calls, ‘A very British way’. Instead of smothering her with sympathy he said, ‘Come on darling, you’re a tough bird. You’ll be back on the horse in no time’. Guy’s approach was that a few broken bones is no big deal – and that there was no point in making a drama out of a crisis. But in Madonna’s mind, she could have been killed, and she wanted the full works and to be lavished with love and attention."
Vadge told friends that Guy must not be her soulmate. She also vowed to never date British dudes again because they are "emotionally-stunted." This coming from a bitch who probably can't even produce tears.
This whole story sounds a little weird to me. I would think Vadge would be the complete opposite. I see her as the type who wants to be left alone when they're sick. I'm like that when I'm ill. When people try and take care of me, I snot on their hands or tell them to go play on the freeway. I want to wallow in my own grossness by myself.
Guy probably didn't give a horse's taint, because he planned that shit himself! He gave that horse an extra carrot to throw her off. Well, the joke was on Guy. Vadge can never be thrown off her high horse. Never.
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Madge is not the strong, assertive, confident person she likes to portray herself as. Deep down inside she's incredibly insecure and only falls in love with emotional cripples. She's totally addicted to the pain...
American women are divas...and Maddonna the divaist.. :O)
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 9:56am.
It's that loose flap of skin under the neck of poultry. See Dyan Cannon.
Schmaltz? Yummy!
Submitted by . on October 18, 2008 - 9:49am.
It's that loose flap of skin under the neck of poultry. See Dyan Cannon.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 9:44am.
I plan to have work done on my eye-bags and wattle.
What's a 'wattle' or do you mean 'waddle' and don't 'waffle' with your anz swure.
Submitted by . on October 18, 2008 - 9:40am.
I plan to have work done on my eye-bags and wattle.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 9:32am.
Thanks. You may be right, cuz it's 3 hrs ahead of me in Cali. Issues with time, huh? My only issue is it's fleeting and there's so much I want to see and read yet.
Sheeps, You're welcome, darlin'. -Yeah, we're all expanding with time/space/McDonalds and eventually we all iz gon' splode. -Which makes the trivial [such as Madge EVER getting along with ANYONE in reality EVER] seem rather silly.
If I must zay zo myzelf I don't look too shab for my age and the big dif between me and Madge is that I embrace my truth/ending youth and I look better for it. Trying to 'defy' the impossible just looks foolish. You either look good or ya don't. Looking like a veiny horse doesn't make you look younger. Being happy, smiling and laughing does. Smile wrinkles rule. Frown wrinkles make you look evil/bitter/ugly.
When I wake up I smile and sing. I'm sure I must seem like a complete lunatic in that regards but it's actually what keeps me sane and 'pretty'. :)
Submitted by . on October 18, 2008 - 9:30am.
Thanks. You may be right, cuz it's 3 hrs ahead of me in Cali. Issues with time, huh? My only issue is it's fleeting and there's so much I want to see and read yet.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 9:26am.
Mornin'! I am merely tipping my hat to Nitty, who is morbidly funny.
Have you figured out how the new timestamp works on DL? It seems like it's my local time, right?
Sheeps, Nit is bombtastic. Good call.
My local timestamp is not on? By default I think it's MK's time [NY]? I've never bothered to fuss with time because me and time have issues. ;p
Submitted by . on October 18, 2008 - 9:23am.
Mornin'! I am merely tipping my hat to Nitty, who is morbidly funny.
Have you figured out how the new timestamp works on DL? It seems like it's my local time, right?
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 9:22am.
NitWitty had the best horse joke of all:
"The only sad part about this whole story is that Vadge wasn't put down after breaking bones."
Sheeps, you are one sick puppy.
Reason 1 kazillion bazillion and two why I lerve you.
NitWitty had the best horse joke of all:
"The only sad part about this whole story is that Vadge wasn't put down after breaking bones."
Guy is an idiot of the umpteenth emotionally/mentally/spiritually exacerbated deficit ad infinitum.
Honey, you don't marry "Madonna" hoping for a 'real' or 'normal' life.
Please don't even try that pansy assed, panty waist shit with me, home boy.
Madonna is unbelievably selfish. Just because she's bored with living in the UK, she wants to uproot her kids and move to NY. Because it's what SHE wants. No wonder Guy is divorcing her. It's always all about her.
Hope the judge gives Guy sole physical and legal custody. She's too fucking selfish to be anybody's Mom.
Team Guy!!!!
wow, never knew Madonna was such a sook.
Had the horse been strong enough to hurl her further, we would not be having this discussion over her roided up clitoris!
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Just because the Brits rejected her doesn't mean she has to reject us back! Mean old woman.
ok I love madonna but really...if you fall from sitting on a horse...and break some bones...its called you need some god damned calcium pills! I mean really..next thing you know shes gonna be like one of those dumb people who sue McDonalds for hot coffee! And we all know the marriage was over long before that cause her cootch is sooo muscular that when poor Guy sticks his peen in hes afraid its going to be ripped off.
lol I was like "why is this story being linked to Ponny Parker....oh wait.."
to: Submitted by shandi on October 18, 2008 - 12:53am.
My husband doesn't drop everything for me, even when I'm REALLY hurt. It's because he still has to work and take care of kids and life goes on. Even after I had my c-section, I just got a pat on the back and a "good job honey!"
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*hugs* I think men just dont know how to react but seriously if I was with you I will kick him in the head for not even say "Thank you you are so amazing" or anything to say that he is lucky to have you as a wife and the mother of his children..
Crazy people always diagnose others with what they themselves have. Madonna is more emotionally retarded than anyone. Bonafide narcissitic personality.
This bitch pretends to not need anyone. He tells her she's strong, and she doesn't like it? WTF.
Excuse me Vadge, but what men aren't emotionally stunted? 99.75% of the men(and most women)on this planet are an abomination of nature, and Vadge has to know that already cuz she dun slept with more men and women than the rest of us earthly inhabitants combined. Vadge, I suggest dating a man from Saudia Arabia. I'm sure they'll be much more sensitive to your womanhood than those Brits! Oh, BTW, Latin men are perhaps even more insensitive to women than British men, so good luck with your hot latin A-Hole.
MK, where the fuck did you dig up this picture? Was this like the christmas card photo or something? Damn, it's so cheesy. Even though she's horribly rich, Madonna looks like a new money hooker trying to look old money. Madonna does not do respectable well.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on October 18, 2008 - 12:59am.
The bitch in the foreground is pretty fake too. And I think that's a stuffed horse.
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That looks like a fake background.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 18, 2008 - 12:33am.
@Angel_i Ohhhh maybe she'll steal Sandra Bernhard's latest girlfriend! Cause I know the lesbian craze is back and it kills her to be left out of a trend.
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Ha! That's why I'm thinking bisexual cuz she's' always gotta step it up a notch too, right? LOL
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My husband doesn't drop everything for me, even when I'm REALLY hurt. It's because he still has to work and take care of kids and life goes on. Even after I had my c-section, I just got a pat on the back and a "good job honey!"
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Delusional old hag. Whatta bitch to take children to NY and separate them from their relatives and friends.
I'd never normally wish harm on anyone. But when I heard this bitch fell of her horse and hurt her wrist I LMAO! It couldn't have happened to a better narcissist. The woman is pure evil. Truly, I am not joking, I think she may be satan herself lol. She is one of the greediest, most shallow, superficial, callous, famewhores I've ever seen. I despise her.
Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.
Sky, the Taj Mahal would only be an erect nipple in Vadge's world. However, I do like the image of her with a desert full of sand in her hoo hah.
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@Angel_i Ohhhh maybe she'll steal Sandra Bernhard's latest girlfriend! Cause I know the lesbian craze is back and it kills her to be left out of a trend.
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"You broke my heart. So now I'm going to break your trailer."- Some crazy bitch on Springer
***Submitted by NitWitty on October 18, 2008 - 12:16am.
Sky, I don't think an elephant with elephantitis of the nads would be big enough...for her mouth, vadge or ego!
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You've got a good point. So, what next?
I can totally see her straddling the Taj Mahal and getting sand on her butt.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 18, 2008 - 12:25am.
Maybe she will go back to her latin lovers?
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Possibly. Obviously, she hangs out with A-Rod...but that always seems to me a lot of hype. They're friends, sometimes they hang out. It doesn't automatically mean something's going on....
But I think she'll go for a boy toy, fersure. Somebody bisexual and melodramatic;p Midlife crises and all that (she ignored it the first time).
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@Angel_i I found it odd she went after Guy. I remember that she hated England. She is or was friends with Juliette Honing and wouldn't even attend her wedding to Steven Webber which was in England because she hated it so much. Then boom she went Englishcrazed after meeting him.
Maybe she will go back to her latin lovers?
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 18, 2008 - 12:15am.
"...She is a walking cesspool."
And lookee that! We've just come back full circle and are keeping on Vadge's topic! Impressive! lolol
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Somebody said she got all stalker on Guy when they met (through Sting) and that seemed weird. Well, no siree. Madonna is a silly little girl when it comes to men and she gets these adolescent crushes on *types* of men. Then when she sees one (and he meets the criteria of the day) she goes after them like crazy. She gets them, cuz she's Madonna, but then they totally don't belong together. I'm convinced she's lived her whole life in an emotional fog.
I dunno what's up with Guy. He's obviously some kinda dumbass too.
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Sky, I don't think an elephant with elephantitis of the nads would be big enough...for her mouth, vadge or ego!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
@Nitwitty, I don't know but she talked about some of the callers from time to time. Never really cared all that much about it. She has major issues. She has slept with over 150 men. One of them being an Amish guy who was on Rumspringa. And her reasoning was "I never had an Amish guy before." She is a walking cesspool.
Yes I know some Klassy people :(
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"You broke my heart. So now I'm going to break your trailer."- Some crazy bitch on Springer
I guess Guy's fist just wasn't big enough anymore.
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
@Putsome... Was her roomate a voyeur?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
The only sad part about this whole story is that Vadge wasn't put down after breaking bones. Heidi better watch her step.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Joke all you want about being a phone sex operator to pay for college I know someone who actually did that shit out of her dorm room for awhile.
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"You broke my heart. So now I'm going to break your trailer."- Some crazy bitch on Springer
Night, TV!
@ Nitty: I see him tomorrow! Yay!!!
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Ahem, maybe they'd let you have your phone sex line if you assured them that you'd take the hidden cameras out of the boys locker room?!
*sending loads of sexay Ed images to fill up QueenC's spotlessly clean mind*
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Nite, QC!
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@ Nitty: My residence hall won't let me use my phone line for my business, so I have to get my own :(
Bastards.
Goodnight! Wish me lots of sexy dreams :)
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@TV...ROFLMAO
Night Qeenie! Sleep well, you lil' phone sex operator you!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by r5bales on October 17, 2008 - 11:57pm.
According to the great Jeri Blank the white babies get you a better price on the black market.
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"You broke my heart. So now I'm going to break your trailer."- Some crazy bitch on Springer
They say that Gweneth was really really attached to David. Maybe Madonna and Guy will sell him to Gwenny for a good price.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on October 17, 2008 - 11:53pm.
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HAHAHA! True.
Night all.
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