The First Step Is To Blame Simon Cowell
Nikki McKibbin dragged herself out of the dumpster, slapped some Manic Panic on her head and somehow found herself competing in the first season of "American Idol." Nikki obviously didn't know she was getting into, because she tells UsWeekly that Simon Cowell's hot comments fucked with her head which caused her to fill her body with booze and drugs. And by "hot comments" I mean "really mean comments."
The former stripper said that growing up she never really experienced real criticism, so getting bashed by Simon really got to her. She said, "I had never been told I wasn't good enough. Having to hear it for so many weeks from Simon Cowell killed me inside. I couldn't get the shit he had said to me out of my head. It drove me deeper into my depression. I wouldn't say that this was Simon's fault. It just added to the addict that I already was."
While the show was going on, Nikki would find a way to buy vodka and she stored it in the house. She said, "If I wasn't too exhausted, I'd have one or two drinks." One or two drinks?! What the hell kind of GD alcoholic was she? I guess most of us need rehab them. I'm sure they'll teach us that Step 1 is to blame the reality show judge who was meanest to you.
In all seriousness, maybe Simon's bitchery is to blame for Nikki's addictions. I mean, it would explain why Paula Abdul is always fucked out of her mind.
30-year-old Nikki is currently sober thanks to Dr. Drew and Celebrity Rehab 2. She is now married to her 39-year-old childhood roller-skating coach. Childhood roller-skating coach?! Is she sure that wasn't the cause of her boozin'?
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I hope roller skater dude has a dental plan.
She is one hot mess. Jeez I wonder if every mirror she looks into breaks into a 1,000 pieces. Simon is one hot bitch. He probably likes it rough.
Don't know who the chick is....but she brings up an interesting point about the way middle class children are raised.The constant praise-even for the smallest accomplishments.Then you get out into the real world & the SIMON COWELLS are everywhere.It's then that you find out just how damaging mere words can be.Either that or you adjust/adapt.I'm not a big "IDOL" watcher...but sometimes I think Simon performs a great public service just being who he is.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 11:44am.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 18, 2008 - 11:23am.
hahaha. I recall spending entire weekends playing keep-away with one wool cap. Shit, I'm reminiscing--I'm truly old.
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Hey, Sheeps. Our street had a wool cap too. Like the one on Mushmouth from Fat Albert. I got headlice from that bitch. My mom had a cow.
You're never too old to forget head lice.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 18, 2008 - 11:23am.
hahaha. I recall spending entire weekends playing keep-away with one wool cap. Shit, I'm reminiscing--I'm truly old.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18,2008--9:17 am:
We didn't have roller-skating coaches when I was a kid. Our parents strapped the metal-wheeled skates to our street shoes, then pushed us down the steepest, bumpiest hill..."
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For reals. But mine were more like ice skates with rubber wheels. I saw those metal ones tho..you can't even make those babies roll! And my parents didn't have time to push me...they just gave 'em to me and said: "Go outside."
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 18,2008--9:17 am:
We didn't have roller-skating coaches when I was a kid. Our parents strapped the metal-wheeled skates to our street shoes, then pushed us down the steepest, bumpiest hill..."
Hey, ho! I think we grew up on the same block. I'm the kid who missed 5 weeks of school from being in traction. Not only did I get held back a grade but my metal skate wheels got effed up in the collision. 'Memba that?
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Childhood roller-skating coach, meet June Howard...
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We didn't have roller-skating coaches when I was a kid. Our parents strapped the metal-wheeled skates to our street shoes, then pushed us down the steepest, bumpiest hill in the neighborhood. We quickly learned to deal with harsh criticism.
Greasy chicken bone times!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on October 18, 2008 - 7:21am.
First off, 30 year olds with ManicPanic in their hair should be shot, THEN stabbed
TB, Stabbing is too personal and up close.
-But, I'll do the shootin' if you want to take the knifin' stuffies. ;0
Submitted by filthy cute on October 17, 2008 - 7:25pm.
You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval.
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First off, 30 year olds with ManicPanic in their hair should be shot, THEN stabbed
Secondly, blaming Simon Cowell for problems that obviously began at home smells like a plea for a reality show to me.
Now go back and suck on a few ounces of SKYY!
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Wow, she looks so hot. Eyes are too blue, but still very hot overall.
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Ahhh, are you too suffering from fond memories of criminal law? the first case our prof made us read about was a man who tied his dog to a storm sewer drainage ditch grate and watched as a flood came in and the poor pup drowned. He wasn't prosecuted b/c not too long ago, dogs were property and you could do as you pleased to them. Professors always picked the most shocking cases-as if it needed to be some sort of bad reality TV type of show to keep our attention. Three cheers for the english common law.
But worse than the cases they make you read, is the people you go to school with. Bitter divorcees hoping to never get taken advantage of again, cheaters who rip the information you need out of law reviews and run around stealing exam notes...not because they need them, but b/c they think some people will fail without them and thus lower the curve. Good times, good times!
American idol ain't shit. Simon is like the nicest person I went to school with. He'd be getting butt bumped for being such a pussy.
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Agree. Nothing is worse than law school. You want your soul ripped out of your ass every single day, go to law school.
If Simon is that bad, contestants need to spend a year at law school before auditioning. The bitches in L1 will put a thick skin on anyone.
Synchronized Roller Skating is being petitioned to become a Summer Olympic Sport.
Oh yeah, and she has already started breeding, poor kid....I remember her whoring out her kid on AI saying she was it doing it for her, to give her a better life....Nice job...
Can't handle criticism and you still dress/look like that??? She has more problems than she realizes....
Still hanging onto those 6 minutes of fame. Sad.
Submitted by modianos on October 17, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on October 17, 2008 - 7:16pm.
At least she married a roller skating coach. They have mad skills yo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LYGsDqNkeI
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Submitted by DeeDee on October 17, 2008 - 7:16pm.
At least she married a roller skating coach. They have mad skills yo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LYGsDqNkeI
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oh shit dee!! i just peed my pants! i just put these panties on this week too! damnit
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Vh1 is handing these shows out at the free clinic. With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 17, 2008 - 11:17pm.
One or two glasses of vodka isn't an addiction, it's breakfast.
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Or in my case, a mouthwash/plaque rinse.
One or two glasses of vodka isn't an addiction, it's breakfast.
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30 and she still has 12 year old hair? NO!
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classy broad. she's only missing 1 toofer...
Bitch needs to grow up and her hair sucks.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I started smoking because my second grade teacher told me to return to my seat. THE BITCH!!!! *cries* XXflicks lighterXX
Wow, she's like, a Britney Spears wannabe.
I think when American Idol started that was a good thing ;S
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on October 17, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Oh, shut the fuck up, Nikki and crawl back under your skank rock.
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Hehehe...skank rock...I had a skank rock once...Yeah, it was the '90's answer to the '70's pet rock, only bitch stole my boyfriend and left me with an awful itch....
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Submitted by filthy cute: "You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval."
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I'm gonna be watching for your posts, filthy cute.
She was a horrible singer; I couldn't believe she was in the top 3 on AI.
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Oh, shut the fuck up, Nikki and crawl back under your skank rock. Many of the has-beens of AI have gone on to have pretty good or great careers. Suck it up.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Oh, bitch please. The fact that you never faced criticism turned you into the narcissist you became so that when you had to face tough, but constructive criticism you went into a narcissistic rage...which you couldn't express on tv, but could express in the drug culture of which you were already an entitled fan....
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Oh boo fuckin' goddamn hoo. Why am I seeing all this shit about Nikki McKibbin? Steven Adler is on this season too, and he was relevant for a hell of a lot longer than Nikki McKibbin was, but no, everywhere I'm seeing interviews with Nikki, crying about her addiction and how it killed her mom. Does she think going on a vh1 show is going to bring her back into the spotlight? Agreeing to be on a show on vh1 is just announcing to the world that you're a has-been who wants a little more time in the spotlight. It's not going any further than vh1, Nikki, so shut up.
Oh, BFD Nikki.
who are you again? cry me a river.
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Of course the tragedy is that she had so much talent and the voice of an angel until Simon ruined her. Oh wait. She was a talentless hack, wasn't she? Never mind.
it's all bout responsibility.
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HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!! This bitch has been a drunk addict and all around moron since junior fucking high. She always whined and bitched her mother and grandmother saying negative things to her. What a lying sack of shit.
Submitted by filthy cute on October 17, 2008 - 7:25pm.
I have a hard time believing this slut stripper had never received criticism before.
You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval.
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Quite possibly the most brutally honest thing I've ever read on the D.
the DUDE! abides...
I think she copied the look I had via 1994. "I sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on..."
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I think it might have been the public humiliation from the criticism rather than the actual criticism that would probably get to me. I can understand how it would bother somebody hypersensitive, but also its stupid to go on a reality contest if you arent used to criticism.
Also if she thinks her problems are due to criticism, why would she decide to go on a reality show to get rehab? Isnt that the worst possible way to go?
Genius!
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Maybe her years of stripping and being the fodder of drunken men had more to do with it than Simon Cowell and his criticism of her less than stellar vocal stylings!
One or two drinks?! What the hell kind of GD alcoholic was she?
EXACTLY what I thought! WTF kind of alkie is that?! When stripping AND big bad Simon can't make you good at boozing, why YES, you fail at LIFE XD
Submitted by NovaNightly on October 17, 2008 - 7:17pm.
BOO FUCKING HOO!! Its fucking stupid ass Simon Cowell!!! Can he fucking sing?? Probably not....so take that shit with a grain of salt. Dont blame your shitty ass drinking problems on that douchenozzle. pffft!
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Simon can't sing, but he knows the biz inside and out. He's been doing A&R since the 80's. He's made tons of hit records and scored over 20 #1 singles form the bands/singers signed to his label. (14 of those #1's came from my fave boyband Westlife) You'd have to be a fool not to listen to any advice/critisim he gives you.
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oh.my.GOD REALLY LMAO! something is seriously fucked up if Simon Cowell is the first time you've experienced real criticism.
And um yeah, white strips are your friend, hon.
I have a hard time believing this slut stripper had never received criticism before.
You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval.
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