George Hamilton Has Lost His Mind
The world's only living sun-dried tomato George Hamilton is out pimping his new memoir "Don't Mind If I Do"and he confessed to the cackling hens of "The View" that he fucked his 28-year-old stepmother when he was just 12. There's no reason to get upset about it. George says he was willing and it wasn't wrong. That makes it okay!
George said, "When I was 12 I had a relationship with my stepmother. She was about 28, 30. My father never knew about it. It was very normal. She didn't make me feel bad about it. It wasn't dirty." He went on to say, "I don't think it warped me in my life. It went on for a short time and then, strangely enough, when I was an actor in Hollywood I met her again, she was as beautiful, and we had a sort of follow-up."
It all started when George's father was away and he was laying down in the living room of their apartment. His stepmother June Howard came in wearing a peignoir and laid down next to him. This fucked up bitch then told George she wanted to "cuddle" and this led to them doing illegal sexy times. George said, "What followed was as natural as the birds and bees neither of my parents had gotten around to telling me about." Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?!
During George's lovely story, Joy Behar uncomfortably smiled and then let him know that he was molested. George flashed those Chiclets of his and laughed it off, saying, "Was I molested? Damn, I'm down for it again. But the bottom line is it didn't feel abnormal."
Molestation is fun according to George Hamilton! Ugh. I'm guessing that the reason George is so nonchalant about this fuckery has to do with the fact that his brains are probably like pieces of charbroiled bacon fat. It's okay, George. Just go lay down in the sun some more. I'll send someone around every hour on the hour to stick a meat thermometer in you to make sure you haven't completely roasted.
Below is Georgie making all those bitches uncomfortable on "The View." Skip to the 2-minute mark for the awkwardness and laughs.
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Geezus. Did the son pay a borscht belt joke writer for his material or what.
And I luv that George Hamilton claims being molested by his stepmother had no affect on him. (clears throat). That's why he is Tanorexic and still addicted to approval and attention.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 18, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Does anyone else see this story as a bullshit geriatric fantasy of a near-alzheimer's patient trying in his own crippled way to remain relevant and appear SEXAY, so that when his mega dose of Viagra kicks in he can give some turtle lovin' to some hired 20 year old skank who's fucking him for cash and his son for drugs???? Anyone???
File this under: Never happened, but kudos to George for making those hags squirm...
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jajajajaahahahahahahah niceeeeeeeeeee!
but u know, im not gonna bash the poor old guy, i like him, he's a pretty nice guy.
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
I've seen his profile on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 18, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Does anyone else see this story as a bullshit geriatric fantasy of a near-alzheimer's patient trying in his own crippled way to remain relevant and appear SEXAY, so that when his mega dose of Viagra kicks in he can give some turtle lovin' to some hired 20 year old skank who's fucking him for cash and his son for drugs???? Anyone???
File this under: Never happened, but kudos to George for making those hags squirm...
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LOL. Exactly!!!
Submitted by Bda on October 18, 2008 - 9:43pm.
It's gross and all but it's not molestation. He fully enjoyed it I'M 100% POSITIVE ON THAT! We all know how men are and his ass probably never looked back!
...maybe you should go look up the definition of molestation and statuatory rape...enjoyment isn't really the factor there okay? Lots of things are enjoyable, doesn't make them all legal or morally right.
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
What is it about the age of 12 that brings out the manwhore in boys? I know a couple of lying sluts who claim older women busted their cherries during that tender year. Both men are full of shit, by the way, but they cling to their stories like Kate Winslet clinging to the wreckage of the Titanic.
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Submitted by dead-actress on October 18, 2008 - 10:17pm.
A lady is simply a patient slut. *raising hand*
hahahahaha. May-bee. So what happens when patient wolf and slut meet?
what a fucking tool - not George - his son. He should've stayed married to Shannen Dorhety or Angie Everhart, because he failed at music and his canned comedy sucks. What a douchebagblowhardtool.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Hi, D-A. I like your siggy. It's kinda true, but sometimes the wolf isn't hungry or maybe is sort of bored.
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Hmmm...So are women. A lady is simply a patient slut. *raising hand*
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Submitted by dead-actress on October 18, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Hi, D-A. I like your siggy. It's kinda true, but sometimes the wolf isn't hungry or maybe is sort of bored.
Um...this story confuzzles me. I'm all for good sexy times but with your stepmum? And when you're twelve? He doesn't seem fazed by it, but I feel queezy and dirty just reading about it.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 7:48pm.
LMAO! Love the avie. Little Socky wasn't too far off on description! One of my favorite old movies - "Where the Boys Are?" with George Hamilton and Connie Frances.
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It's gross and all but it's not molestation. He fully enjoyed it I'M 100% POSITIVE ON THAT! We all know how men are and his ass probably never looked back!
Yuck....
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He's a piece of rotisserie chicken (Socky's description) trying to stay relevant. Then again..I enjoyed watching those bitches grasp for words and facial expressions.
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
Submitted by Tigerlilly on October 18, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Does anyone else see this story as a bullshit geriatric fantasy of a near-alzheimer's patient trying in his own crippled way to remain relevant and appear SEXAY, so that when his mega dose of Viagra kicks in he can give some turtle lovin' to some hired 20 year old skank who's fucking him for cash and his son for drugs???? Anyone???
File this under: Never happened, but kudos to George for making those hags squirm...
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SEE!! You are so much more to me than just a honking big avie.
Just tweak that to read "the fantasy of every heterolimp male from BIRTH TO ALZHEIMERS, including BAM BAM thank you ma'am *you don't know my life, bitch* (If he weren't so scared of vagoina teefs) and trigger ejaculations.
Lord help people! he should just stick to being known as Shannen Doherty's ex father in law at this point
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Submitted by jussayin on October 18, 2008 - 8:33pm.
cheeto tan *check*
chiclet teeth *check*
uncomfortable silence at glorifying statuatory rape *check*
it's official, he skeezes me out
You forgot his anal gerbil run. You KNOW what crispy, bacon fried end that poor gerbil feeds at.
I feel sad and dirty now.
*cringe*
cheeto tan *check*
chiclet teeth *check*
uncomfortable silence at glorifying statuatory rape *check*
it's official, he skeezes me out
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You can't know what control really means until you lose it.
Oh gawd, not this tired old queen again! 28 year old "stepmother", huh? No, I think they got the names turned around - it was probably 28 year old Georgie Girl fucking a ....uh, better stop right here.
And someone puh-leeze take a pair of tweezers and pluck that 75 year-old wart that she's got on her face! Ech....!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Bless his twisted, spray tanned heart..smdh
Does anyone else see this story as a bullshit geriatric fantasy of a near-alzheimer's patient trying in his own crippled way to remain relevant and appear SEXAY, so that when his mega dose of Viagra kicks in he can give some turtle lovin' to some hired 20 year old skank who's fucking him for cash and his son for drugs???? Anyone???
File this under: Never happened, but kudos to George for making those hags squirm...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Did anyone watch the video? Specifically the end where his son Ashley came out? Ashely is trying WAY too hard to be funny. It's hard to watch.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 7:48pm.
Hahaha. IG Turkey, yum yum.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 18, 2008 - 7:38pm.
I wonder if he considers gang rape hysterical.
On Thanksgiving the turkey is done when it looks like him.
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You're never too old to become younger.
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George is the original wake and bake.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
As a fellow tanorexic, I understand George's need to have color....though not nearly to his extreme.
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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins
Oil of Fucking OLAY! I can barely look...Oooooh, so NAST!
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 18, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 18, 2008 - 7:35pm.
So, lemme get this straight.
He purposely burned his skin to look like bacon and he thinks he turned out ok...?
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He thinks he's SEXAY!
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Ah..because looking like you've been burning in Hell for an eternity is the new "black". I get it!
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I wonder if he considers gang rape hysterical.
On Thanksgiving the turkey is done when it looks like him.
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Submitted by angel_i on October 18, 2008 - 7:35pm.
So, lemme get this straight.
He purposely burned his skin to look like bacon and he thinks he turned out ok...?
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He thinks he's SEXAY!
So, lemme get this straight.
He purposely burned his skin to look like bacon and he thinks he turned out ok...?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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Submitted by bambam on October 18, 2008 - 5:58pm.
@radio,
Yeah, I turned down the offer, too scared. Ironically I got 3 older brothers never taught me a single thing about girls. I recall a couple of instances where one paired me up with a gf's little sister/niece or somesuch as if we were animals put in a cage left to do what comes naturally. I don't think I said a single word to one of them, a painful experience.
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Ha, I had the same exact thing happen to me when I was about 12! One of the most awkward adolescent experiences ever. Hmmmm...I wonder if we've met IRL...maybe that was you....
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
As my Gran-gran would say, "that boy just ain't right in the head"....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 18, 2008 - 5:13pm.
that is why it is best to stay away from old men....:) They get turned on by creepy things- I am convinced! Your ear?
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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins
@joe,
I got a better bbdub avie I can't put up for some reason. To each his/her own but I say bone is for the dog, meat for the man.
@radio,
Yeah, I turned down the offer, too scared. Ironically I got 3 older brothers never taught me a single thing about girls. I recall a couple of instances where one paired me up with a gf's little sister/niece or somesuch as if we were animals put in a cage left to do what comes naturally. I don't think I said a single word to one of them, a painful experience.
A third brother called my manhood into question once, ironically the only time he could've given me advice about a girl he punched me in the stomach and dragged me home to do some household chore he didn't wanna do.
I think about my unk sometimes and wonder what my path would've been if I'd taken him up on that offer. Such is life. I'm outta here ladies. bbl
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 18, 2008 - 5:32pm.
I do fink and I finks a lot thank you! Maybe if you weren't so Mr Stereotypical, I wouldn't be so Miss Sarcaustic.
Certainly though, I own up to having a strong sarcastic trait. As much as it appears personal Bam Bam, it isn't. I can actually be quite nice. It's all about me!
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How presumptuous of you. To paraphrase Amy Poehler in Baby Mama; "Bitch, you don't know my life!!!"
If it's all about you I could easily bring up that stereotype about women being self absorbed. But I know better. It's best to take some time before passing judgement. I can suspend that belief with you though. Since this is the first time we've talked directly to each other let's make it the only time.
That's just fucking sick.
As my boyfriend all caps Jim would say...
WHO GIVES A FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Georgie is starting to look like a rotisserie chicken.
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@sandbitch,
Y'know, you were sarcastic to me last week over that speakit business. I don't care if you don't like me but have I done anything to you? Have I ever spoken directly to you? We're sorta stretching out our brains here discussing this, your remark seems to suggest you don't wanna do too much thinking about it.
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I do fink and I finks a lot thank you! Maybe if you weren't so Mr Stereotypical, I wouldn't be so Miss Sarcaustic.
Certainly though, I own up to having a strong sarcastic trait. As much as it appears personal Bam Bam, it isn't. I can actually be quite nice. It's all about me!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 18, 2008 - 5:30pm.
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You got THAT right, sistah!! ♥♥♥
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Dang, that IG is fast....
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and loose
hee hee hee
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
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Sheeps, that is the story of my life. HAHAHA, I kill me!
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Dang, that IG is fast....
Thanks, Sheeps. :)
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You're never too old to become younger.
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JOE!!! Here it is again...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBuZ7VR3mFA
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You're never too old to become younger.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 5:22pm.
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Oh you mean my siggy?? OMG. That vid makes me break out in a cold sweat. I would *never* stand that close to a pool if I was in anything other than a bathing suit.
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Submitted by bambam on October 18, 2008 - 5:12pm.
I'm all about the hip to waist ratio. If they're curvy they're worthy.
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what's your email address? I'll send you some pics of my childbearing hips and teeny tiny waist.
I kid.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 18, 2008 - 5:20pm.
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After your bridesmaid comment. *snort*
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You're never too old to become younger.
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