Feet Abuse
Do you think that Posh's feet weep anymore when they're stuffed into her stiletto torture devices? I think there's no more red tears for them to cry, so they have surrendered to her. You can feel their pain. They're wincing in agony. One day, they're going to quit that bitch and she's going to end up on her bony ass. I hope that day is coming soon and there's dozens of pappies around to document it.
Posh wore her heels fit for Naomi Campbell to dinner with her husband in London last night. Wearing those heels is just asking for a lawsuit. I would purposely run into that twig bitch so that her spiked heels could cut me up. The next time you would see me is on a commercial saying, "Larry. H Parker got me $2.1 million from Posh!"
And what about that bitch's hair? Why must she insist on looking like a twink bottom from the 90s?
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I love the look
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
halloween costume anyone?
She even uploaded her sexy videos on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^...Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
Tom is having Katie's cut as we speak. I've noticed the things we find the most hideous when someone tries something new always ends up being done to K.A.T.I.E.(cause robots names are always acronyms for something). Or Katie does it and other retards like Rachel Bilson sport it (pegged fat boy jeans phenomenon).
Apparently Tom Cruise is pimping hideous clothes into society slowly, so as not to alarm anyone. What does it mean? What's Xenu's plan?
Submitted by boomsy on October 19, 2008 - 2:04am.
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Thanks, boomsy. I LOVE that stuff!!
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You're never too old to become younger.
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@IG: this was a bit different, but I liked it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gB0UNey-Uk&feature=related
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 10:40pm
Not the shoes' fault; the woman has no talent.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Lookslike something the evil minion of the Dark Lord Grglfutz would wear when she's torturing the manly hero in those S&M dungeons, in some really bad fantasy novel. I imagine the evil minion in "Wizard's First Rule" wearing shoes like that.
I wonder if she could do this in those shoes? Something tells me no.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWW6QeeVzDc
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
I like her hair/look but the shoes are fug. Sorry designer! So much better than the MK described guinea pig hair.
http://www.modegreen.com/
Ha! This reminds me of Steve Martin's Cruel Shoes:
Anna knew she had to have some new shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's every pair of shoes in the place."
"Oh, you must have one more pair ..."
"No, not one more pair...Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want..."
Anna interrupted, "Oh yes, let me see the cruel shoes!"
Carlo looked incredulous. "No, Anna, you don't understand, you see, the cruel shoes are..."
"Get them!"
Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, then returned with an ordinary shoebox. He opened the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But these were not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with seperate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place. Carlo spoke hesitantly, "...Now you see why...they're not fit for humans..."
"Put them on me."
"But..."
"Put them on me!"
Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes.
The screams were incredible.
Anna crawled to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.
"I like them."
She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street.
Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's every shoe in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM
I love those shoes,Posh has fantastic style.Her hair looks better since she is adding some volume.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
those shoes are f*cking fantastic.
I can't quite put my finger on it, but they (and her feet) remind me of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
I love shoes, but this? This is fuuucked uuup!
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
I kind of love her. She's had more fashion hits than misses. And even when she misses she's still fun to check out. Could put some weight on though.
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I SELL PUURRRRFUME.
So much pain and it doesn't even look nice!
Plus she has the hair i had in 2002.
How that woman still gets to be called a fashion icon is beyond me.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
do you think she runs home (well not literally runs) and sinks her feet into the most softest fur lined slippers ever. After doing the feet soak epsom salt thing, natch.
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Submitted by z-listed on October 18, 2008 - 9:00pm.
I have constant pain in my feet from nerve damage and I am always looking for soft, gentle shoes. Just looking at her feet makes me cry!
One day she is REALLY going to be sorry!
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z-listed, I'd say she's already sorry, but just too vain to admit it.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
I don't quite understand the fascination with her. She always comes across as an even more sedated Stepford Wife. Give me a break, she's not even that cute!
I have constant pain in my feet from nerve damage and I am always looking for soft, gentle shoes. Just looking at her feet makes me cry!
One day she is REALLY going to be sorry!
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I'm taking over!
Ohmygod. I just looked at that close up of her feet in white sandals with her bunions sticking out the side.
Okay - there is no way she can walk in high heels without being on some serious pain killers. I have had bunions since I was 20 years old and hers are worse than mine. (Mine are not from wearing heels but from a fault in the way I walk.) Yes. They are hideous and have ruined my otherwise very pretty feet.
That chick is HIGH on oxycontin or something... or there is no way she could walk without crying.
EVIL!
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You just shovel cheese covered chips into your mouthhole.
I wonder if she always looks so miserable because she wears footwear that makes her be in pain constantly. I think Posh is the ultimate glutton for punishment, not only does she starve herself to be the smallest possible size, but she wears stiletto heels that are so high that she always looks like she's about to fall over from the pain she's in. Looks like she's wearing a torture device on her feet!
Your face!
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 18, 2008 - 6:40pm.
I was at Disney last week in Orlando and it was *hot* and full of people screaming at their kids and wondering around in a daze.
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I read your entire post, but the first sentence had me cracking up. HA HA HA HA
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
Submitted by sassypants on October 18, 2008 - 6:46pm.
I know! *blushing* Sans pushup bra.
aw Sheeps, you're like Erin Brokovich for naked people.
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
Submitted by sassypants on October 18, 2008 - 6:42pm.
*off to investigate Booby Trap--purely out of altruism*
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 18, 2008 - 6:40pm.
I hear that's the Happiest Place on Earth (C).
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Submitted by sassypants on October 18, 2008 - 6:31pm.
I did, too. Split the commission?
haha sure. as long as we can send the stripper some new lucite heels with a portion. poor girl... she took breaking through the glass ceiling too literally.
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
I was at Disney last week in Orlando and it was *hot* and full of people screaming at their kids and wondering around in a daze. Everyone had sneakers on or sandals. Out of that nasty crowd, comes a young girl in short shorts, tottering along on five inch heels. I kid you not, her face was contorted in agony. Who, I ask you, wears you stilettos to walk around, go on rides, etc at Disney??? *off to take my Geritol*
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
hahahahahha sassypants! that is hilarious...
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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins
Submitted by sassypants on October 18, 2008 - 6:31pm.
I did, too. Split the commission?
Submitted by islandgirl on October 18, 2008 - 6:28pm.
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Please tell me you forwarded that story to MK??
I def did. So Hot Slut worthy. Maybe just the heel alone.
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
Submitted by sassypants on October 18, 2008 - 6:27pm.
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Please tell me you forwarded that story to MK??
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Did anyone hear about the deadly lucite heel of Ft. Lauderdale today? It flew off a poor stripper's foot and shattered the glass ceiling and now some asshole redneck is suing the strip club? The best part is the strip club's name... Booby Trap.
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
maybe this is the only way elfin troll can keep becks married to her and not a woman say with a curvy body, ass, and tits, and a face that doesn't look like rusty metal. she definitely uses these like medieval weapons whenever his eyes wander. becks could have anyone he wants. i think posh got a hold of tommy girl's brainwashing machine.
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
Me hate piggy face! She tried really hard to stuff her feet into those shoes.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I bet she uses those shoes to control David's wandering eyes. His shins are probably black and blue by now.
"twink bottom from the nineties"..eh, that's Becks' old job description ;)
... OK, now I'm pondering if Becks is not just into Tom Cruise-pleasin' but also into foot-lickin'...
Submitted by letinstar on October 18, 2008 - 12:55pm.
you must be in my head...i'm rolling around right now!
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RORRRRRRRROWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*fans self and faints*
I have tennis wii shoulder. Now I'm aiming for dlisted carpal tunnel.
It's her face that's killing ME.
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
Submitted by ♥ on October 18, 2008 - 2:41pm.
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OMFG!
I would fuck him so hard!
My nipples get hard just thinking of T.I.!
*goes to jerk off to T.I.*
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Submitted by Triscuit on October 18, 2008 - 2:12pm.
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Who wrote this?
Very sexy♥
'Tis not 'I', keeper of very sexy avatar. *wink*
It's because we are both wearing them and ONLY them and rolling round on soft, silk cushions with our hair and bodies entwined and tongues flirting whilst the sharp bits of our spiked heels pace sensual trails across each other's soft, pulsating, wanton flesh beckoning to be torn if only by thought alone...such angry desires the flesh does keep the burning embers burning, burning, burning.
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Who wrote this?
Very sexy♥
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty, showcased those shoes on the Tyra show last week.. Janet pulled them off and even said they were a gift from "Christian".. must be nice.
I'm totally not a shoe girl, but I actually like those.
I love Victoria Beckham - that woman pulls off high fashion like no other.
Catchya Later, Ho's. I'm getting interneutered by my roommmate.
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
forget leboutin. i'm busting out the glue gun and making that shizz myself today for family arts & crafts hour.