Saturday, October 18th 2008
Alien Princess RiRi On Her Chariot
Alien Princess RiRi looked like a lazy ass Road Runner while riding on a Segway through the fucking mall at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas yesterday. That lazy ass penis head. She's even making that bear dude pull her! And that Segway is fugly as shit. What is the damn point? If any celebwhore needs to ride on a Segway, it's Posh, because that ho wears shoes that will be the death of her. Seriously.
And I wasn't joking when I said RiRi looks like Road Runner. She needs to give him his hair back. She better be careful, because Wile E. Coyote is going to drop a boulder on her tenhead.
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I'm slowly starting not to like her. I haven't pinpointed why just yet....
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
I don't know, MK, those boots look like a little bit of foot pain with those 5 inch heels. The Chica in the chucks is the only one in the group to wear the right kind of shoes to walk the Miracle Mile.
Damn, I was there just two weeks ago and didn't see any celebrities!
ALSO: Riri needs to moisturize her knees!
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I'm taking over!
Who wrote this?
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
Great.
Segways.
Because Americans aren't fat and lazy enough now.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Customer Service? I bet.
"Are you Pre-Dead?"--George Hamilton to Barbara Walters on "The View"
I like that hunny bear and his roly poly tummy.
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
I'm so over her untalented, no personality, boring ass
D-I-V-A
She's getting all beyonce on everyones ass.
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Rugby Hotties!
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 19, 2008 - 12:03am.
***Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 18, 2008 - 10:22pm.
RiRi is taking fashion cues from Winehouse. i.e. jean shorts with the pockets hanging out.
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Where IS that bitch, anyway?
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Me no know. But I hope she's somewhere laughing her head off at RiRi trying to work her style, being all tough and shit...with her entourage.
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I SELL PUURRRRFUME.
I spy bit of rug burn on ho's knees.
I just don't like her style,the hair sucks and anyone that rides one of those lame things is a dork.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
***Submitted by MyTwoCents on October 18, 2008 - 10:22pm.
RiRi is taking fashion cues from Winehouse. i.e. jean shorts with the pockets hanging out.
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Where IS that bitch, anyway?
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
What. The. Hell?
feets too sore to walk there princess?
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
What's the point of a Segway?
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“You're a dark and ugly rain cloud blocking my view of the moon."
RiRi honey Elvis called and he wants his hair back.
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Go Phillies!
Submitted by Sheeps on October 18, 2008 - 10:15pm.
Hmmm... interesting segway.
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HAHAHA!!! *urinates*
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
RiRi is taking fashion cues from Winehouse. i.e. jean shorts with the pockets hanging out.
Winehouse could kick RiRi's butt with both arms tied behind her back.
*notice the segue?*
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I SELL PUURRRRFUME.
Ridiculous. I want to go to Vegas!!!
http://www.modegreen.com/
looks like he was out all day.....be grateful he's posting!
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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins
Hmmm... interesting segway.
Why is MichaelK is posting at this hour?!?!?! Shouldn't he be out and about having a cocktail or two? This is totally going to damage his coolness and reputation!
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That's ridiculous!!!
Submitted by SkyBitch on October 18, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Damn, you beat me to it!
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LOL! btw - I can't decide which is scarier..your avie or TV's. Ha! Ha!
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
Submitted by dustbunny on October 18, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Would there be a reason why her boots aren't tied?
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I could be wrong, but I think that's what all the cool kids are doing. Sigh. *takes Geritol, tightens up hairnet*
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
Attention whore.
~♥~there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it ~ Super Bitch - KGB
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My Last.fm
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***Submitted by dead-actress on October 18, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Beep! Beep!
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Damn, you beat me to it!
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Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
I do not dig Ri-Ri's style at all.
The hair looks like Cockatiel Feathers, or like MK said.......
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I don't care what you say - we never played by the same rules anyway.
I won't be there anymore,get out of my way - let me by
I got better things to do with my time
-Phil Collins
Beep! Beep!
~*~*~*~*A gentleman is simply a patient wolf....Lana Turner*~*~*~*~
Would there be a reason why her boots aren't tied?
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Yeah!! MK!! Glad you're back.