Suri Tries To Make A Break For It
Suri Cruise was forced to pose in yet another photo-op with her evil alien warlord daddy in the East Village part of NYC yesterday when she tried to make a run for it! She should have just kicked him in the vagina bone.
Don't get your robot hopes down, Suri. You'll be taller than Tommy Girl in a couple of years and you can try again then.
Homegirl was trying to run to the nearest clothing store so she can change out of that American Girl doll dress and buy a sweater or something. Maybe I'm just talking caca like usual and she's not freezing cold. Does barley water warm your blood?
Here's more of Tommy Girl and Suri posing for the paps yesterday. Tommy might as well set up a damn photo booth with Suri in it for people to take turns taking pictures of her. Damn. I hope Suri is getting paid a lot for dealing with this fuckery.
Hey, someones got new shoes on.
One more thing, I think her haircut is supposed to be long in the bangs. They are too precise for them to be outgrown. Usually outgrown bangs are more shaggy than this child's. Their stylist needs to have his ass kicked for doing that to a kid. Then he needs to his ass kicked for what he has done to Katie's hair. Tommy's, we don't care about.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on October 19, 2008 - 6:09pm.
THAT was a great d-listed post!
Submitted by Euphoria on October 19, 2008 - 5:54pm
I noticed that TC was a bit embarrassed/pissed by her tantrum. That is what he gets for putting her "on stage". He is an ass.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
jussayin - the girls that look like little whores is just so wrong, I've never seen any like that! I've only seen that Dereon ad, but never seen any children that actually wear that.
Submitted by electrifried on October 20, 2008 - 6:01am.
Just coz girls dont wear makeup or whatever, doesnt mean they're trying to hide the fact they're female -_- You have such a warped interpretation of what male/female is, seriously you sound like such an idiot.
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It's just about time for you to go back to primary school, you dropout, and learn to read. I spoke not about those, who wear no makeup, but about those, who dress like a man, have boyish haircut and wear no make up - all at the same time.
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The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better performance.
My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate. So I got 2 boyfriends.
Submitted by froggie2004 on October 20, 2008 - 2:08pm.
why does this child never have a coat or tights on??
right! everyone has on at least a shirt and a sweater all the time and it just LOOKS cold and she's in a gossamer thin princess gown flitting all around like it's spring in Paris
why does this child never have a coat or tights on??
She's a cutie, I can't deny that. I used to love to go clothes shopping for my daughter when she was little. They make adorable outfits for little girls.
Little Miss, that's a little extreme isnt it? Girls can wear pants if they want o_O Just coz girls dont wear makeup or whatever, doesnt mean they're trying to hide the fact they're female -_-
You have such a warped interpretation of what male/female is, seriously you sound like such an idiot.
Tommy with a blanky in his clutches is just so apropos.
If the collective sideliners known as 'we' are to believe what we 'see'...Suri is indeed a spoiled but very lonely child. You can't spoil a child with love but you CAN spoil a child by not providing boundaries, rules and *gasp* the word "NO" and sticking to it.
The Cruises and their cronies can hardly deny that Suri is whored out in the media for their own bidding. This child is not 'sheltered'...this little girl seems painfully lonely. I can't laugh at that shit.
Hmph.
SOMEBODY stop Tom Cruise!
I reckon Katie will be pregnant again before the end of the year and she won't work again until Tom dumps her. Then she'll do a stage version of Moulin Rouge, then injure her knee.
he should have brought the sweater. they do this all the time... tom and katie in coats and suri without. did l ron never mention the bringing the sweater trick?
if they got her similar dresses in thicker fabric with long sleeves and she could wear little tights... that would be cute. and warmer.
Tom is so vain he'll probably have Suri get plastic surgey just like he made Katie get it.
I guess the parents want her to wear out all her summer frocks now since they probably won't fit her next season!
But seriously - a flowery short sleeved dress and bare legs in October? It's not California! And whatever happened to no white after Labour Day??
Suri needs her bangs trimmed so badly, she won't be able to see the Sciento picture book.
I think he looks good and she is always dressed so cute but could use a hair cut, a sweater and some tights.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
His photos were seen at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty ...
yeah that's true
I do notice things like when parents yell at kids constantly, or spank the m constantly, abusive things, more than things like this, which i guess is neglect.
Submitted by Rosemary on October 19, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Yes, but if they're mentally ill, they won't do the right thing even if they know they're being watched, and even inviting the paps to follow them around like so many of them do.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
I'm also more of an animal person, I always thought that I wouldn't be so good with kids. That i'm just better with having dogs or pets of any kind over kids. Not that I would be horrible, just not the best at it.
Submitted by Rosemary on October 19, 2008 - 9:47pm.
A good rule of thumb: if you need a sweater, so does your kid!!!
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Submitted by Little miss on October 19, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Uh oh, you just guaranteed yourself a houseful of little girls who refuse to look girly. I have a cousin who wanted girls so she could repair her childhood when there wasn't money for dolls. (I think the parents were just abusive, but that's another rant)She dressed them both like Shirley Temple even though it was the 1980's. Now one has 7 kids of her own and won't be seen in a dress, and has a butch haircut. The other is a meth addict. Ok, in that case it's probably not related to how she had to dress as a child.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
To an extent I mean
kacky with high profile people like that always being watch, well being watch a lot i just assume they are doing what they are supposed to with their kids but maybe that's not always true.
I so can tell I don't have kids with the way people keep up with the weather and what people should be wearing or kids should be wearing. I don't live in NYC but i'm sure not everyone here does either and just knows what she should be wearing there because they are moms. I find that funny that I don't even think about it. Yeah and everyone else is wearing jackets in the picture but it still doesn't really register I just kinda look and just forget about it. I think it's a mom or dad thing to think why is Suri the only one dressed different. Or maybe it's that some are more observant with that kind of thing.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 8:00pm.
I know, I know, it's a parental guilt thing. But it illustrates the point - how could he dress up and be warm while he lets his preschooler freeze in the cold air?
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R.I.P. Rupert!
OK now i feel bad for saying that, lol, i'm sorry lol
Suri is the prettiest little girl. I know it's shallow to compare but since I don't like Angelina I'll just say it, she's cuter than Shiloh. Shiloh is very pretty too, but something about Suri is just so cute. I know Shiloh can't help who her mom is, and like I said she's very pretty too. But Suri is absolutely one of the prettiest little girls I have seen.
I love your quote with that picture!
And MK is right again! Everyone else is wearing a jacket or a sweater and long pants, Poor Suri is in short sleeves and bare legs.
I also think the little girl is spoiled rotten and agree with the comment that she just wanted to be picked up. Thye are making her into a really odd kid who will have one hell of a time in the real world.
OH! that's right, Suri will live in Scientologyland and be taught from the books of Lron and have her every wish granted by her Scientology slave/keepers and never have to set foot in the real world!
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I'm taking over!
Submitted by Crystal2.
Tom's the one who needs a bang trim, and I ain't talkin hair.
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
Submitted by Little miss on October 19, 2008 - 8:18pm.
....*raises brow* well no I wasn't actually worried about confused sexualities or anything. I think it's okay for girls and women to wear pants. what I don't like is these days, people have their lil girls all decked out in these lil mini skirts, looking like premature prostitues and shit, with heels on 5 years old and that craziness. the lil hoochie mama look bothers me; lil girls should not being dressed to look like Paris Hilton. I am glad to see a lil girl being put in very nice dresses and looking cute and classy! not all lil girls want to look or be girly and that's alright, but they don't have to look like ragamuffins.
otherwise, yeah she could use a haircut and a coat
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I have the seventh sense.
I see stupid people.
They don't even know they are stupid.
It's obvious Tom tips off he paps. He's not A-list anymore. Suri looks nothing like him. Suri needs a bang trim.
Submitted by jussayin on October 19, 2008 - 2:31pm.
well we will never know if she is tantrum kid over clothes or not, but I think it is nice to see a lil girl look like a lil girl these days
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Amen to that. When I will have daughters - they will wear only dresses and skirts to learn that they are girls(not some hermophrodites) and future ladies and to selebrate their feminity. I would doll them up every day, just like if there's every day a birthday party. Little girl must look like a little girl. There are way too many girls nowadays, which look like boys, nothing screams "trailer trash" more than that. I have nothing against pants, if girl's haircut is girly.
My dad's latest wife No.156 has a body of a supermodel, but she dresses like a boy, wears no makeup and has boyish haircut, like if trying to hide the fact that she is a woman. They have an adorable little daughter together, whom she dresses just like herself - always only pants and boyish haircut... and all her toys are for boys! I get depressed when I see my cute little sister looking like a boy and I don't want her to grow sexually confused. I revenge on presents meant for little princesses: a little princess castle tent, a pink hi-fi stereo system that looks like a princess' castle, dressed up dolls, etc.
As for Katie - I think she dolls Suri up in order to hide the fact that child is unkempt and ungroomed, just like Katie herself.
People say an adorable child will always grow up to a plain looking one. When I recall all the pretty children on tv - I think it's true.
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The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better performance.
My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate. So I got 2 boyfriends.
Submitted by GossipGrrl on October 19, 2008 - 8:12pm.
I am starting a Save Suri foundation. TomKat needs to let the kid go..http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/suri-cruise-needs-a-night-off----dlisted
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well, except for Sheeps, we be all broken ass beeshes, so we needs our funds for our boxed wine.
Oh, i almost forgot JB and his acres and acres of land, where his thousands of slaves get to sing for his master...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I am starting a Save Suri foundation. TomKat needs to let the kid go..http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/suri-cruise-needs-a-night-off----dlisted
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on October 19, 2008 - 6:09pm.
I did that on my birthday once!
hahahaha
LOL@Jan_in_the_Pan!
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LOL Jumper = Sweater
I speaketh the english!
Submitted by kacky on October 19, 2008 - 7:31pm.
You notice he's wearing a warm sweater? Friggen jerk. My son has an aversion to coats (autism thing) and even though he's 24, I will not wear one if he doesn't. I will not be warmer than my child.
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Hey Kack, you might recall me mentioning my god son, Dan, who is 17 and has the Asp. He's never worn long sleeves, ever. And he never feels or complains that he is cold, although we ask him regularly.
Girlfriend, put a jumper on. Unnecessary suffering is unnecessary and self imposed. Ya feel me?
"I quit this bitch!"--Suri Cruise
"Are you Pre-Dead?"--George Hamilton to Barbara Walters on "The View"
You notice he's wearing a warm sweater? Friggen jerk. My son has an aversion to coats (autism thing) and even though he's 24, I will not wear one if he doesn't. I will not be warmer than my child.
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R.I.P. Rupert!
Why doesn't that little girl have a jacket on? Why?
of course she's not cold. robots have no temperature sensations. duh.
I did that on my birthday once! Gawd, I just felt the eyes burning into me and I felt so...watched. Unfortunately, nobody showed any sympathy for how I was feeling and they dragged me out from under the bed, kicking and screaming the whole way. Granted, I was forty. Still...a little compassion would have been nice. F*ckers spilled my martini, too.
It's actually really natural for a girlie her age to shun the attention. I once went to a birthday party where the birthday boy spent the bulk of it under his bed. He just didn't like it that every one was focusing so much attention on him.
It's an awkward age - learning conversation, becoming aware of a vast number of social rules (and imagine the social rules she's gotta learn!), every time the body grows, they get tippy...it's embarrassing. They want to figure it out...and then, in a couple of years, show off.
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Submitted by Euphoria on October 19, 2008 - 5:45pm.
I would have paid money to see Suri kick Tommy in the nards. Wait, he doesn't have them...okay, bagina.
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Oh please PLEASE make it happen (when he's squatting) and make him roll over on his back like a dung beetle, with his legs in the air. And make Suri run down the street while he's immobilized.
PLEASE.
And, LMAO, Tommy Girl is PISSED in those pix because Suri is copping attitude with him. It would have been priceless if she had screamed, "911, Stranger Alert! THIS IS NOT MY REAL DADDY!"
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on October 19, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 5:13pm.
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Not our fault he runs forty ads during Wheel of Fortune!
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Forty ads per hour and your son likes him. I'd call that a huge success. What a shame for Rocco Bama that the voting age isn't 5 years old, he'd blitz it.
I would have paid money to see Suri kick Tommy in the nards. Wait, he doesn't have them...okay, bagina.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 5:13pm.
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Not our fault he runs forty ads during Wheel of Fortune!
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"Mommy, I really like that guy from the I Like A Steak of America. Rocco Bama."
- My kickass five year old