Suri Tries To Make A Break For It
Suri Cruise was forced to pose in yet another photo-op with her evil alien warlord daddy in the East Village part of NYC yesterday when she tried to make a run for it! She should have just kicked him in the vagina bone.
Don't get your robot hopes down, Suri. You'll be taller than Tommy Girl in a couple of years and you can try again then.
Homegirl was trying to run to the nearest clothing store so she can change out of that American Girl doll dress and buy a sweater or something. Maybe I'm just talking caca like usual and she's not freezing cold. Does barley water warm your blood?
Here's more of Tommy Girl and Suri posing for the paps yesterday. Tommy might as well set up a damn photo booth with Suri in it for people to take turns taking pictures of her. Damn. I hope Suri is getting paid a lot for dealing with this fuckery.
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Is it just me or does anyone else get a creepy vibe when he whispers in her ear? WTF is up with that?
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"Mommy, I really like that guy from the I Like A Steak of America. Rocco Bama."
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LMTO. Your kickass kiddle is watching way too much TV!
Don't Scientos believe in letting their kids run the show? If she likes dresses, I'm sure they don't make a huge deal about it at all.
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I like Tom Cruise, I cant help it. I have tried..
But I am proud that scientology's worst nightmare is a norwegian guy!
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She looks like Katie did when she started getting tired of the charade.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 19, 2008 - 2:06pm.
"Better start looking into plastic surgery..wouldnt want to age gracefully at the age of THREE!!!!...seriously wtf?"
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If you read that from my comment, I really cant help you. I am glad Suri now looks like a normal little girl and not a beautydoll.
In Norway, we don't have beauty contests or anything like that for children, and we certainly don't mutilate our faces and bodies with surgery. I am 41, and I love everything about me, wouldn't change a thing. And I am very plain looking.
America is sick when it comes to treating small children in these contests. JonBenet, rest in peace.
I love that Suri is turning out to be normal looking. Next step is letting her go to kindergarden or something like that.
I agree about dresses -- I loooved wearing dresses up until I as 5. Then I got into horses, and riding pants, boots, etc.
on T: Suri deserves so much more than an angry closeted dork determined to Stepfordize her :(
Ah yes, American Girl. Every so often I see a large group of six year old girls walking hand in hand in Mnahattan each holding American Girl dolls that look eerily like them. I've always wondered what the hell kind of school they're from
This poor child is going to have the fight of her life if she has enough inner strength and sense of self to fight a cult, especially a cult that has sucked in countless FULL GROWN ADULTS.
If Suri can fight the mindset, the Cruises are going to have one hell of a rebellious child on their zombiefied hands.
Yep, some little girls only want to wear dresses. I was babysitting my bf's daughter, when she was 3. She only wore dresses - her choice. I was wearing a dress and she said, "You're a real lady. You're wearing a dress. My mom only wears pants and jeans.". We kid her about that, still (she only wears pants and jeans and she's in her 20s).
HOWEVER, she actually wore tights, sweaters, coats and boots because her parents weren't stupid enough to let her freeze!!!
The girl in the last thumbnail looks scared.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
LMAO that is so wrong! Leave her alone Tom!
Submitted by TITS on October 19, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Not to single your comment out (of many similar ones) but do you ever notice how much value is placed on looks? It's almost as though those are the only qualities ever discussed when it comes to women. Other than their tits.
Maybe I shouldn't be reading here in this mood.
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Oh, I certainly do. But we're talking about Suri Cruise here. She's a pop culture phenomenon, first of all. Second of all, a human child.
Maybe its just me but I don't see anything wrong with her wearing dresses all the time, I mean, she could be dressed like a bratz doll. :/ I like Suri I think she's so cute.
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Submitted by Lipstick on October 19, 2008 - 2:37pm.
It's spooky. Suri looks very much like my cousin when she was her age. She used to be soooo cute. Then around 8-9 years things changed. She's 21 now and, I must admit, very plain. But she never had such beautiful green eyes like Suri. I think Suri will be cute when she grows up, that's all. Not a head-turner.
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Not to single your comment out (of many similar ones) but do you ever notice how much value is placed on looks? It's almost as though those are the only qualities ever discussed when it comes to women. Other than their tits.
Maybe I shouldn't be reading here in this mood.
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Suri is adorable, she will be a beauty. I do believe Tom picks out all her dresses
It's spooky. Suri looks very much like my cousin when she was her age. She used to be soooo cute. Then around 8-9 years things changed. She's 21 now and, I must admit, very plain. But she never had such beautiful green eyes like Suri. I think Suri will be cute when she grows up, that's all. Not a head-turner.
Submitted by Hekki on October 19, 2008 - 2:25pm.
I know a few besides my own little one. She refuses to wear pants. REFUSES. You pick your battles.
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Word. For all we know, Suri might be used to dressing like a doll so she could easily be the one pulling the strings here. Suri looks like she's a tough little girl and -again, just guessing here- the Cruisers might be in for a good one.
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well we will never know if she is tantrum kid over clothes or not, but I think it is nice to see a lil girl look like a lil girl these days.
so pwecious!
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I don't know if it's the case here, but... Some little girls like to dress up. I know a few besides my own little one. She refuses to wear pants. REFUSES. You pick your battles. So she wears a skirt or dress every day. Went to a birthday party yesterday where a little girl was wearing a princess dress and sparkly shoes.
You can FORCE your kids to wear what you want, but personally I don't think it's worth it. I'll save my fire for things like manners and respecting others. Dress like Punky Brewster for all I care, but you MUST be polite.
Normal children don't dress up like they're going to a birthday party every single day.
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Good point. Then again, it is not a normal kid we're talking about here. This is Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Wacko Cruise we're talking here. Nothing about this heifer (Tom) is normal. They know they would be flamed (pun intended) 100 times worse if they didn't dress her like she was some porcelain doll.
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Submitted by Norwaygirl on October 19, 2008 - 1:15pm.
She is loosing her looks now. She is turning into an ordinary looking three year old.
Finally.
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Better start looking into plastic surgery..wouldnt want to age gracefully at the age of THREE!!!!...seriously wtf?
See, the untrimmed bangs are the only thing that makes her look like a normal kid. My bangs were either untrimmed or crookedly cut all the time when I was little.
Anybody get a "Village of the Damned" vibe off of Suri? Halloween makes me think eepy-cray things! Ha ha!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054443/
They should cut her hair! She's always straining her neck to see though the bangs! Poor girl will develop chronic neck ache!
I don't think Suri was trying to run away; from the look on her face after he picked her up, I think he was trying to make her WALK, and she wasn't having it. See how smug she looks afterwards, like she got her way?
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Submitted by mslewis on October 19, 2008 - 1:24pm
I don't think those are tights; she's probably super pale from being COLD. Put some clothes on that kid for crying out loud...
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This kid is too cute. Shut up MK I don't think he was making her pose look at the pictures and look at the other people in it. They all look "normal"
As if they didn't even know they were being photographed, besides shoving scientology down our backs. I think Tom is okay
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Why is Tom orange?
ImpVix is right about the girly dresses. Let the kid wear a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt.
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If I'm not mistaken, that is a Webkinz stuffed animal she has with her "blanky" (the white piece of fabric, not Tommy Girl) - my daughter has a similar one - the stuffed animal contains a code and you log on to a website with the code and "play" with your animal online. Perfect toy for this family....
The girly dresses are getting a bit tiresome. It sends a message: We know our daughter is being photographed, and this wholesome image is what we want to project. Normal children don't dress up like they're going to a birthday party every single day.
Although I don't think TG is gay, I do fully believe he has vagina bone, which has taken the space where common sense usually belongs.
I think Suri does have tights on. Looks like it when Tommy is holding her. But, I don't understand why they don't put her in one of those Dior Baby designer coats. They're beautiful and cost a fortune, which should make Katie happy.
Tom must have thought no one would notice that it is cold in New York and he could dress Suri in her summer best. Pretty dress, but the kid should be wearing long pants and a sweater or jacket.
And, I just want to say that I seriously doubt Suri will grow up to be anything but a perfect Sci adult. There are very few adults who were raised in that cult that run away from it. I know there are some but the vast majority stay in the cult FOREVER!!! It's difficult to run away from the only thing you know AND all the money that Tommy will leave behind.
Tom's papa smurf with a bad temper. Poor kid doesn't have a chance. I think there will be a tell all book by Suri in about 20 years. I see rebellion and drugs in her future.
She is loosing her looks now. She is turning into an ordinary looking three year old.
Finally.
She may just be one of those kids who won't wear pants. I was like that around that age.
But she should be wearing some sort of sweater ... or tights to go with that dress
I agree about not making the little ones deal with the paps. Plenty of celebrities with kids that I could never pick out of a lineup. Only a handful who don't make any real effort to let their kids grow up normal. (Or as normal as you can grow up when your family is filthy frickin' rich.)
Why do they continually force this child to face that paparazzi gauntlet! TomKat, Brangelina, Jennifer garner and Britney should have their kids taken away.
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She doesn't want to stop and pose, and he shouldn't force her. She's not the 'celebrity' here. Poor thing.
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I loathe, LOATHE TomKat. I feel horrible for Suri. She's such a tiny little thing isn't she?
They put her in a freaking sundress. Its 60 degrees out. At least give the kid a sweater, for crying out loud.
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sorry if i double-post. Site is crashing with all the sluts coming out of their coffins, about fucking time!
actually, Hekki, i'm not kidding! Tommy Girl has some sort of "vampire-garlic" thing with the Jews. Must be the Mossad. He's askeered of it!
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Mossad? tommygirl? Mossad? Same sentence?
I think I may have just cracked the mystery of why valkyrie hasn't been released!
Anonymous is a buzzing fly compared to a group of angry Israelis.
ooooOOOOoooo how very delicious!
Anon should drop the masks and just show up in full army gear. Just the handsome swarthy ones. Shit. He'd piss himself. I can almost see the puddle on the red carpet.
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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Awwww...so cute! Nothing speaks "Kodak Moment" like grumpy Daddy closely holding bad mood Suri with trash and cig butts in the background. *nauseous*
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Tommy Girl has on a sweater, and the person behind him has on a blazer. Why is Suri in a summer dress? Do robots overheat?
I gotta say though Hekki...I sincerely doubt that any real Buddhist has ever set foot in a Scientology center.
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Farrah: For true? Well, I don't doubt you. He's a hater. A self-hater and a regular hater. Not to mention kee-razy!
The kid looks cute enough but she's got definitely crazy eyes. She's gonna kill someone one day. Fortunately the CoS probably has "cleaners" on call at the celebrity center.
...Psycho killer quest que cest..Su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-ri...better run run run run run run run away...
The kid looks nothing like him, and he knows it.
Notice how he doesn't look the least bit happy in any of the pics?
Submitted by BrainyFashionista on October 19, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Also, CUT HER BANGS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Hekki on October 19, 2008 - 12:27pm.
LOL. But really, they don't care if you're Jewish or Christian or Buddhist. Money is the same no matter whose pockets it comes from.
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sorry if i double-post. Site is crashing with all the sluts coming out of their coffins, about fucking time!
actually, Hekki, i'm not kidding! Tommy Girl has some sort of "vampire-garlic" thing with the Jews. Must be the Mossad. He's askeered of it!
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Submitted by Miami on October 19, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Suri's dress is adorable. That would have perfectly appropriate-if it was 75F yesterday in NYC. But it wasn't! It was more like in the fifties.
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Suri is a grown woman...maybe she was having hot flashes.
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OK, I have to say it disgusts, as I know it does most everyone else, that this fool and his robot wife trot this child out constantly for photo ops. Yet, this is a new low...no coat, a summer dress, no tights, on a day when it is in the 50s? WTF? Do they really have no clue, or is Suri really that robot baby Michael K suspects she is? Also, CUT HER BANGS!!!!!!!!!!!