Suri Tries To Make A Break For It
Suri Cruise was forced to pose in yet another photo-op with her evil alien warlord daddy in the East Village part of NYC yesterday when she tried to make a run for it! She should have just kicked him in the vagina bone.
Don't get your robot hopes down, Suri. You'll be taller than Tommy Girl in a couple of years and you can try again then.
Homegirl was trying to run to the nearest clothing store so she can change out of that American Girl doll dress and buy a sweater or something. Maybe I'm just talking caca like usual and she's not freezing cold. Does barley water warm your blood?
Here's more of Tommy Girl and Suri posing for the paps yesterday. Tommy might as well set up a damn photo booth with Suri in it for people to take turns taking pictures of her. Damn. I hope Suri is getting paid a lot for dealing with this fuckery.
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Isn't it amazing that the paps *just happen* to be EVERYWHERE that TommyGirl et al is? are?
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
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And ANOTHER thing (because I love the Tom posts).
That fucking control freak Tom must be frustrated beyond belief, dealing with a toddler. They can be imPOSSible to deal with. Mr. Hekki is a completely reasonable, diplomatic and persuasive man with a super-long fuse. Before we had kids, I rarely saw him lose his temper. But my almost 3-year old can reduce him to NOTHING in about 5 minutes.
AH HA HA HA HAA!
Zombies would be jelly of Suri's pasty skin!
Submitted by Farrah: "i'm getting a Dianetics reading for Xmas, that if i can make it thru the door, last time i tried to got in, not only they noticed the Molotov bomb, but also the "jew!jew!jew!" alarm went on.*sigh*"
LOL. But really, they don't care if you're Jewish or Christian or Buddhist. Money is the same no matter whose pockets it comes from.
I just can't decide if they would rather have the atheists (because they're not a "religion" but a "system") or people who have had or still have a belief system in place (they're pre-qualified as gullible).
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on October 19, 2008 - 12:21pm.
It's as if her parents think she's a doll and not a real child.
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Or Tommy does, anyway. I always like her body language with Katie. It always reminds me of that movie: Not Without My Daughter.
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It's as if her parents think she's a doll and not a real child.
Submitted by miso-horny on October 19, 2008 - 11:38am.
of course she needs a coat, it's fricking fall....but that was an obvious statement I hadn't felt I needed to restate.
but her dresses and MJs are cute. my mom used to dress me like that.
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Suri is going to be the most miserable child...growing into a miserable adult.
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'Cause when the loving starts, and the lights go down,
And there's not another living soul around,
Then woo me until the sun comes up,
And you say that you love me
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Submitted by Deb on October 19, 2008 - 11:30am.
Tommy looks so pissed off in every picture.
Somebody cut that child's bangs, for chrissakes. Kids and dogs should not be made to see through their hair.
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There was a pic of that child where her bangs were blown off her forehead. i recall seeing a rather large bump. i bet that's why they keep them long - to hide the implant.
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Suri is running from the insanity. SET HER FREE!
Suri's dress is adorable. That would have perfectly appropriate-if it was 75F yesterday in NYC. But it wasn't! It was more like in the fifties.
What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise (rhetorical question)?
He is wearing a shirt, sweater, jeans and socks, so he knows it is cool out. How is her allowing his daughter to be out in a short sleeved dress and no sweater?
No wonder she is pulling away from him on one photo, Suri probably wants to run inside as she is cold.
katie's already taller than tommy girl - what's her excuse?
good lord tom. get some designer to whip up a coat for this child already.
my mother made a hella cute red coat for me when I was about her age. red with a black velvet collar. maybe someone at the hubbard compound is handy with a sewing machine?
Maybe Suri is like Claudia from "Interview with the Vampire".
Ooh, eepy-cray!
Submitted by MissPinky on October 19, 2008 - 11:53am.
Katie can afford more than one Butterick pattern can t she?
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Submitted by decorative item on October 19, 2008 - 11:39am.
I don't want to be a gigantic bitchface, but would you PLEASE, for the love of all that is good, cut that child's hair.
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Well, I AM a gigantic bitchface. But for Tommy-Girl's benefit, I enclose a link to SIMPLE instructions for cutting a child's bangs:
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No excuses, Cult freak! And wrestle that kid into a sweater whether she likes it or not.
Run as fast as you can Suri...this girl never has a jacket or sweater on, it was cold here in NY yesterday.
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Submitted by MissPinky on October 19, 2008 - 11:53am.
Katie designs all of Suri's dresses
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clearly, Katie's drive needs an update.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Katie designs all of Suri's dresses. Suri is her little mannequin. We see the same little party dress over and over in different fabrics. Could Suri maybe be allowed to wear pants or even a coat when it is cold out? The self centeredness of this couple is appalling. The lack of talent is even more appalling. Check out Katies outfit from her opening that she designed herself! Katie has turned out to be such a jerk.
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Has anyone ever noticed that Suri is never wearing a jacket? EVER? Robo bride and Tommy Girl run around like they're dressed for a skiing holiday in the Alps and she's always in short sleeves.
Submitted by angel_i on October 19, 2008 - 11:17am.
OMG That kid is gonna HATE him when she grows. I can see it already.
She already knows something's not right. She's gonna fuck him up when she's older. I can't wait!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by miso-horny on October 19, 2008 - 11:39am
excuse me while i go try the "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" thing. I need to get the red haired ho and her amazingly thick bangs..
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by jussayin on October 19, 2008 - 11:33am.
I agree. Nowdays you see 8 year olds wearing lipgloss and shit *shudders* reminds me of that "Tiny Queens" or something docu on HBO, with all the little pageant babies. Fake tanning and fake lashes on a 4 year old?? wtf??
anyrobobaby, how do you keep a robot looking so fresh and so clean-clean? i want one.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Farrah on October 19, 2008 - 11:33am.
Psssst Farrah.......
She's a small wonder, pretty and bright with soft curls.
She's a small wonder, a girl unlike unlike other girls.
She's a miracle, and I grant you
She'll enchant you at her sight.
She's a small wonder, and she'll make your heart take flight.
She's fantastic, made of plastic.
Microchips here and there.
She's a small wonder, brings love and laughter everywhere.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
I live in NYC and it was freaking COLD yesterday, like today. Why do they never have this girl bundled up, most people over bundle their kids to make sure they are warm but it's like Tomkat want to show off her designer clothing or something. To me it's neglectful.
Also, why the hell do they have an apt. in the E. Village?? That is why the neighborhood sucks now and is way too expensive. They should be living on the UES where the boring people live and where Katie could be close to her stupid theater. Or at least Tom should have a flat in Chelsea!
I don't want to be a gigantic bitchface, but would you PLEASE, for the love of all that is good, cut that child's hair. Geeeeeze.
Submitted by jussayin on October 19, 2008 - 11:33am.
Yeah but a sweater and long stockings wouldn't hurt right?
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
I think they dress her so cute and keep her looking clean, sweet, and like a lil princess. I have no quibble on how they dress her! Lil girls should look like lil girls and not like lil hoochie mamas as so many do these days.
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Submitted by miso-horny on October 19, 2008 - 11:28am.
I see Suri and I have the theme to ''Small Wonder'' playing in my head
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DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU!!! i was trying so hard not to think about that!!
btw, you owe me a new laptop. Mah Sankanizah is all over the place.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Tom thought it would be OK if they skipped Suri's regularly scheduled shock treatments and this is what happened. You can be sure he won't let that happen again.
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How old is this kid suppose to be?? She looks about 4 to me.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
Submitted by Snoogle on October 19, 2008 - 11:24am.
Does Scientology demand that you dress your child like a little old lady??
She is so going to write a book that will make Mommie Dearest look like happy happy fun times
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i'm getting a Dianetics reading for Xmas, that if i can make it thru the door, last time i tried to got in, not only they noticed the Molotov bomb, but also the "jew!jew!jew!" alarm went on.*sigh*
And i'll be in line for the book. But i have the feeling poor Suri-bot will have some sort of "accident" before she's able to write that shit.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Tommy looks so pissed off in every picture.
Somebody cut that child's bangs, for chrissakes. Kids and dogs should not be made to see through their hair.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
No! I meant Ray's on the corner of Bowery and St. Marks. I was thinking of another great pizzaria, Ben's Pizza on the corner of 3rd Street and McDougal.
Two great slices!!
I see Suri and I have the theme to ''Small Wonder'' playing in my head.
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
does the girl even own a pair of pants?
Tom is looking mighty old. I used to have the hots for him....His look (when he had them) are all long gone.
And Suri...well...may her maternal grandparents keep in touch.
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Suri's only mimicking what she saw Mommy do a bunch of times.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Damn I am always in the East Village, what's Cruise doing there? I would think he'd be more of a "west village' guy. Maybe he heard how good the pizza is at Ray's on the Corner of 3rd Street and The Bowery. Either way, glad I didn't see him and the kid is a cutie and yeah LOL she's gonna have quitea lot to say once she grows older. Unless Tom's brainwashing is just too good!
Snoogles avvy, love that gal!!!
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Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Okay, I always stick up for Tom & Katie letting Suri run around without a sweater, but....
It was cold here yesterday unless you were in full sunlight. Cold.
i agree with EvilShoe,
RUN, BITCH, RUN!!!
and wtf is up with all those stupid Easter dresses? i know this bitch wants the most expensive shit for his robo-baby, but dammit, borrow a pair of Posh's jeans. I'm pretty sure they're the same size.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Cyborgs dont feel the cold!
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Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Do robots even get cold?
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
Weather appropriate clothes just aren't as cute.
Does Scientology demand that you dress your child like a little old lady??
She is so going to write a book that will make Mommie Dearest look like happy happy fun times.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
Suri's a cutie, all right. I wonder if she'll have a personality by the time she's ten?
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Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself.
Gene Simmons
Run Suri RUN!
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Dick happens! - MK
The problem is...she's on the sidewalk. Feet touching the ground will make any kid (who's been carried for a couple of years) grumpy. And it's chilly in NY now. Why is he dressed for that weather and she isn't? Just askin'.