David And The Tennis Instructor
Some sugar cube-eating tennis coach tells the Daily Mail that she has a very special relationship with David Duchovny. Get in line, horsey.
28-year-old Edit Pakay met David last year when she gave him tennis lessons at the Malibu Racquet Club. She said lessons led to them becoming close friends. She never came out and said "I gnawed on his skin carrot," but it's obvious that's what she's alluding to.
Edit said, "We have a very, very close friendship. I don't want to be the third person in the marriage but I know it can be seen that way. David and I are very close friends and we still play tennis together. He's an excellent player. He likes physically strong, fit women. He is in great shape. He is a wonderful man. He's a very intelligent, very kind and good man."
When asked if her and David are licking each other's teeth, she said, "I don't want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don't know what our relationship means to him."
Mare, please! Just come out and say that David made you "neeeeeeeeigh" like no other man could.
Mister Edit needs a reality check. I'm sure there's several other tennis coaches, yoga instructors, cocktail waitresses, day-shift strippers and a million other bitches in Los Angeles who can claim having a "very special" friendship with David. The dude is a slave to coochie. It's not personal!
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Big-toothed publicity WHORE! She and how many horsey girls are munching his carrot? Stand in line, bitch!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 5:42pm.
LMFAO!
OMG. That photo was pricless. *pees self*
Submitted by Monalicious on October 19, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Good question......... why do men who cheat pick butt-fucking-ugly-bitches?
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Mona, it's about power and low self-esteem. A man/woman picks a total fugly skank loozer as cheatin' material but mind you, usually the cheatin' material as such is not taken seriously by the cheater who thinks his/her cherry little world will remain the same while he/she doinks around with joe/jill blow. Let's not even mention the STD's that the unknowing spouse/partner is exposed to via the cheater.
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Submitted by . on October 19, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Her mouth IS a bowling alley - it could be Luna Park in Sydney...
http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticF...
Good question......... why do men who cheat pick butt-fucking-ugly-bitches? And this bitch takes the cake. I would be scared to let something with those teeth anywhere neer my willie (if I was a guy). Reminds me of the old joke about the 'Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker!'
At least Tea can say she's fucking Angelina's ex. If he was good enough for Angelina, hell, I'd give him a ride! You know under that "Pepaw" look beats the heart of a freak!
Living well is the best revenge.......
I don't care what DD is doing in his personal life so long as it doesn't affect Californication. I have my priorities. ;)
That mare has hay for brains if she thinks hers was the only field that David is/was plowing. Now, she may be the only horse that David was doing, but she was not the only female. In her case, that would make beastiality among David's other sexual activities and fetishes. To think that she was the only one, to that I would have to say "neighhhhhh!"
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Now we know what Jolie would look like without those huge lips to balance out the mass array of teef ~ a snow plow.
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Sandy, I bet you a bag of oats and a bale of hay that Jolie's mouth could bowl [as in the sport and as in her mouth is so huge she could...oh hell, you get the pic].
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 19, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Now we know what Jolie would look like without those huge lips to balance out the mass array of teef ~ a snow plow.
Or the front grill on a 1953 Buick.
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Now we know what Jolie would look like without those huge lips to balance out the mass array of teef ~ a snow plow.
MAHAHAHA! and love it how she's coy about the nature of their relationship -- while conducting a tabloid interview she was paid for and which she most likely solicited.
... and good GOD, this woman is TWENTY-EIGHT?! Maybe in dog years. And looks like dem teefs just ate her bottom lip...ooo YES it's GOOD to be cunty this fine Sunday XD
"Some sugar cube-eating tennis coach ... When asked if her and David are licking each other's teeth ... Mare please!"
CAN'T.STOP.LAUGHING!THANK YOU!!
Slutty, horse-toofed cheerleader. Next!
She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. Du"cup"ney is not worried her about teefs, just her willingness to put out.
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"Mare, please"
Lol, MK
This is just too much information. Is every lady or mare who did/does him going to come out and tell us? Gross. I hope she got paid well.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! "Mr. Edit" LMFAO!!!!
Thanks EvilShoe for the tip, BamBam-I didn't mean that Stevie would bang her music box, I meant that he would tickle the ivory....her teeth lol.
"Ebony and Ivory, come together in perfect harmony.
Side-by-side on my piano keyboard...........
She looks like my highschool aerobics teacher mixed with horse. There's no reason to hold the reigns back biatch tell the dirty details. Did he make you pull his carriage around?
"She never came out and said "I gnawed on his skin carrot," "
Just another reason to love you, MK!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 19, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Hekki: Small teeth + huge gums = Nightmares.
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agree. Big teefers are not my thing either.
and ...er... speaking of nightmares...yer avvie.
*shudders*
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Correction: She WAS fucking him. You'd think she would've gotten the memo when he called in for Dominoes Pizza instead of taking her to Il Sole.Goofball.
This reminds me of a conversation with my SIL. She was talking about someone we know who is overweight and said something like "Well, she better watch out or her husband is going to start cheating on her" and I said that's not why men cheat (although that could be one reason). She stubbornly maintained that the real reason men cheat when their wives get fat or "let themselves go". You know, like Christie Brinkley.
When she cheated on her (terrific shape, rich, sweet as pie) husband, I was just DYING to remind her of our conversation.
PSL the funny part is tea loses all her good looks when she opens her mouth and speaks. that woman is ugly inside. rank, coarse, common and vulgar.
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Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Hekki: Small teeth + huge gums = Nightmares.
She looks just like my husband's first wife.
TITS, I think the point is people cheating with less attractive people than their mates...no matter what the cheater looks like.
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I don't understand how her looks are relevant.
Are we assigning people a value based on the faces they were born with?
How shallow.
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BOO!
Um. If I wanted someone to call me a hooker, I'd go out. Angel-i
Re: Big teeth.
1. I personally find small teeth repulsive. I know a kid with little tiny short, skinny teeth with huge spaces between ALL of them. I have no idea why, since her parents both have normal teeth. She's about 7 or 8, so I'm guessing they're not her baby teeth. It's horrible but I can't look away. Nice kid, too. Also, I had a friend whose teeth were wider than they were long.
2. I used to work for a magazine and one issue had Linda Wachner on the cover (when she was CEO of Warnaco). I was mesmerized by her long teeth. It looked like she had tooth extensions. Creepy.
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 19, 2008 - 1:45pm.
You should use Spybot to scan your computer to make sure you don't have a keystroke logger on your puter. :(
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Submitted by Sluttsville on October 19, 2008 - 1:05pm.
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Come on now!!! Stevie can smell pussy better than most guys can see it so you know he gotta be able to smell the ugly too.
Submitted by TOPANGA: "Damn..I can't stand clueless women who don't know their place. De-nile is not just a long river in Egypt. If you don't know what you mean to a man that usually means you mean NOTHING to him."
Usually, I love the funny shit people say on D-Listed, but there have been some wise and insightful posts here (like this one) and I'm enjoying them even more.
Topanga, MySpace & Photobucket has been responsible for some of the viruses in the past few weeks, but I added the FireFox browser to the family's desktop and forced everyone to use it and it appears to have helped.
I've gotten the strangest sensation for some corn on the cob....gots to run to the store now.
HAHAHAHA THIS BITCH HAS A SERIOUS CASE OF BEAVER TEEFS
I think that men can be dogs but then there are women like this who are so proud of themselves!
She looks like the mom from Little People Big world to me.
it's going around Slutty and Paris...somehow, over night my computer got infected with spyware. I'm not even sure how it's functioning right now but who cares..I'm about to upgrade in a few weeks anyway..=)
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although this does make the billy bob thorton thing make sense. husband sleeps with a horse. wife sleeps with a goat. even.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 19, 2008 - 1:26pm.
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Dang PSL, you and I have the worst luck with our laptops, let's relax and play some "Heart and Soul" on Edit's teeth.
PS....Did you know that MK missed Viggo's birthday today.....you need to send Nitty a pic or two.
Hey SLUTTY!!!
I opened a fucking email I meant to just flag as spam, and now I think my laptop has a virus......great. Just fucking great. It is making little twinkle noises here and there.....motherfucker!
Going to walk the dog- fuck this shit.
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'Cause when the loving starts, and the lights go down,
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maybe tea originally hired this coach thinking "surely to GOD!"
although this does make the billy bob thorton thing make sense. husband sleeps with a horse. wife sleeps with a goat. even.
btw so much WORD to everyone who hates these "I don't want to hurt the marriage but" types.
all the blinds from a year ago... I bet that is when he stopped taking "lessons" when he realized she was talking. cuz you know he wasn't bragging about corraling edit here.
Damn..I can't stand clueless women who don't know their place. De-nile is not just a long river in Egypt. If you don't know what you mean to a man that usually means you mean NOTHING to him. And does this woman suffer from dyslexia cause I swear she meant to say she was 38 not 28...please!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Does anyone else think she looks like Heidi Fleiss?
Usually it's the daughter who wants a pony for Christmas, not the dad.
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This is the OLDEST 28 year old i have ever seen.
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 19, 2008 - 1:15pm.
hahahahaha. It's the grossest thing I've ever seen, yet I can't stop laughing.
Hey Sheepers, I've been gone for days, I sneak into my MS home this morning, and that pic was waiting for me as I walked through the door. I ran like hell from MS and don't know when I'll go back inside.
Submitted by justice: "Why is it guy sluts do not do this kind of shit? They just do their thing and go about their business. Girl sluts just love to let the wife/girlfriend know that her man was elsewhere."
Exactly so. Women are evil.
And I know it's popular to talk about men cheating and being dogs, but let me tell you about some of the women cheaters I have known.
Submitted by Sluttsville on October 19, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Hey McSlitty, make sure you and Nitty check out SkyBitch's weightlifting link on the Madonna thread at 10:57 pm last night.
Submitted by Aphid on October 19, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Why do men who fuck around on their wives always trade down?? This woman is hideous!
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