Sunday, October 19th 2008
Spaghetti Cat! Spaghetti Cat!
Some of you drunk whores might still be hungover from your night of debauchery, so here's a little Spaghetti Cat to make you feel better. Sip your second Prairie Oyster of the day and let Spaghetti Cat soothe your head.
SC made a return to "The Soup" this past week during a clip of "I Love Money." I hope that hot pussy wore protection, because those bitch's skank diseases are highly contagious.
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To the peeps asking about the origins of Spaghetti Cat. I remember it first showing up during a report on the latest antics of Lindsay and Samantha. You know what that means....pussing eating.
lol
Said it before, I'll say it again;
Sketti Cat looks like he's saying "What? What the fuck are you lookin at? I always eat with my paws!!!"
Spaghetti Cat is great!
Slightly off topic...I would do Joel McHale very nicely if he wasn't married.
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No Drama = Know Peace
Sketticat put more passion into in his earlier work. Did anyone notice Sketti finally got his name in the 'categories' list.
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Spaghetti Cat is immune to infectious diseases, due to the protective forcefield of cool that he naturally generates. If only humans were so lucky when standing next to famewhoring reality show skanks.
Spaghetti cat will be Hot Slut of the Year. I sense a landslide.
Oh yeah on topic:
Can anyone translate what that skank on the vid said? I have no fucking clue what she was yelling about. I don't speak skankanese...
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Submitted by sarakiss on October 19, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Listen u spammer cunt..get off the damn threads already, I'm tired of seeing your sad,droopy,jalapeno titties on every fucking thread...Thank you!
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
I see a resemblance between the food on S.C's plate and the skank's weave.
high volume skank alert...the only saving grace was sc popping for a second...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
I for one welcome our new Spaghetti cat overlord.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Am I the only who thinks that Spaghetti Cat was funny the first time and is now a little sick of it already?
Probably.
I hate that show,the people on there are such skanks.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by angel_i on October 19, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Joel and MK sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
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Hahahaha! I wonder if Anderson Cooper is jealous?
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Ooohheeee, DR.FUNK, you lived up to ur name with those links. I enjoyed the crap out of Gino's white jumpsuit.
I'm sweatin so bad right now Farrah needs to bitchslap me with the pasta kitty!
have mercy.
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
HAHHAAAHHA Do any of you know what a prairie oyster is? LOL its cow balls, aka. rocky mountain oysters. LMGFAO. Thats why I love this website. you just have to know some things to get some of the jokes. love it!!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me. Than a frontal labotomy :}
DR. Funky
Settle in and let me tell you the TRUE STORY of the fabled sketti cat.
Sketti cat was created to be a bleep. The show he appeared on originally had on a couple of white trash girls and when one said the word retarded instead of a 'bleep' they cut the sound, showed the pasta eating feline and went on with the show.
high humour.
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BOO!
I totally get Spaghetti cat. Course, my pussy lives on a mediterranean diet.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
It would appear that in being curious- I have ruined the transcendent
context in which MK has shrouded Spaghetti Cat.You will strike my query from the record.I will now worship accordingly.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 19, 2008 - 8:12pm.
And Farrah can only dream of getting bitchslapped by Spaghetti Cat. Hawt.
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i know! That will be the day i die and go to Heaven. A Heaven full of Spaghetti Cats and all sorts of crazy pets. Luvs it!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 19, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on October 19, 2008 - 8:13pm.
It's just a random stuffed cat that shows up randomly, eating spaghetti. That's it.
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WHAT???? WHAT???? No, my friend. It is high art...Do you not see the irony of a stuffed cat eating spaghetti?? Do you not pick up on the foreboding tone of said spaghetti cat eating said spaghetti?....
Yeah, me neither, but it's awesome. I like the water skiing squirrel too....What? There's irony and foreboding there, it's just...subtle....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 19, 2008 - 8:15pm.
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Sheeit! If Justin Timberlake wants to know what "Having Soul" is about just have a listen to someone who REALLY (still) HAS IT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is7nLdsORCM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHgwT9XNenA&feature=related
ah! Skank love n conflict, glad spaghetti cat classed things up.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 19, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Sorry! The curse of realism
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it's ok. I guess i can still count on my cats' furballs. Maybe i can send them to that cat crazy lady's "Finishing School for House Cats".
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by Farrah on October 19, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Sorry! The curse of realism....
Yeah. I need more spaghetti cat in my life right now.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 19, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on October 19, 2008 - 8:13pm.
It's just a random stuffed cat that shows up randomly, eating spaghetti. That's it.
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why do you have to ruin the magic for us kids? uh??
Spaghetti Cat is a wonderful creature, he comes from the land of unicorns, and he leaves a wonderful furball under your pillow every night you eat all your spaghetti. He's magical!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Got it.Kind of a cute video post card.
DR.FUNK I wish you hadn't said Gino Vanelli. Damn. Now I got to run down to Michigan with a quarter. Where's that car vac at?
Gino, Gino, Gino...
"Are you Pre-Dead?"--George Hamilton to Barbara Walters on "The View"
Submitted by DR.FUNK on October 19, 2008 - 8:13pm.
It's just a random stuffed cat that shows up randomly, eating spaghetti. That's it.
I missed the meeting.Someone please 'splain me the concept of Spaghetti Cat.It looks funny-but I wanna be sure I'm on the same page.
Don C. showed up to discuss a certain car vac.
And Farrah can only dream of getting bitchslapped by Spaghetti Cat. Hawt.
"Are you Pre-Dead?"--George Hamilton to Barbara Walters on "The View"
Submitted by DR.FUNK on October 19, 2008 - 8:07pm.
Something along the lines of: "You could'nt make me cum if you wrapped your little Vienna Sausage in c-notes! Take your axe body spray smellin'... Ed Hardy tee shirt collection havin'-douchehawk on down the road.Got no time fo' yo' booolsheeeit.
Suntin' lyk 'dat.
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Damn, you're good! I'm *bleep* speechless.
and yes, typo on my last post. I'm pill popperizah
mah meds already!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
I still watch the Soul Train re-runs on WGN. Great rare footage of The Brothers Johnson..Gino Vanelli...Bootsy Collins.All in their prime.
damn MK and his hangover! we were stuck with Vadge almost all afternoon and then he bitchslaps us with Spaghuetti Cat!
at least we had the Womanizah thread.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by TITS on October 19, 2008 - 7:41pm.
too much bleeping. i have a pure mind - can someone tell me what they said that was bleeped?
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Something along the lines of: "You could'nt make me cum if you wrapped your little Vienna Sausage in c-notes! Take your axe body spray smellin'... Ed Hardy tee shirt collection havin'-douchehawk on down the road.Got no time fo' yo' booolsheeeit.
Suntin' lyk 'dat.
Don Cornelius has got to be 155, what the hell trouble could he possibly have done
kitteh posse: go sketticat!
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I have the seventh sense.
I see stupid people.
They don't even know they are stupid.
Don Cornelius--Oh Snap! I luv sheeps and the geriatric humor. :-)
"it's the Sooooouuuulll Trainnnnn..."
That was our Saturday morning cue that all the good cartoons were ovah.
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
too much bleeping. i have a pure mind - can someone tell me what they said that was bleeped?
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BOO!
That just confused me.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Oh thank dog another post!
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BOO!
Joel and MK sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
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i mean it raised the level :P
i'm glad spaghetticat brought a little niveau into that clip
Das Leben ist ne Nutte fickt gerne Herzen...
A lot's been said re: former generals and what knot Obama should get his keister to Minnesota, Washington, and the Keystone State,.. These people should know what kind of food plan he eats, what his mama did to discipline his behavior and what kind of meat he'd prefer over steak. That'll learn 'em!"Mr. Zoolu!. . "
It's good to see Don Cornelius is still getting work.
That show makes me itchy. I need a bath.
Sloppy seconds!
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1