Monday, October 20th 2008
Panty Creamer Of The Morning
Your morning coffee was looking a little dark, so now you have some cream to go with it! Stir it in, drink up and then feast on your eyes on the sexy roasted turkey known as Roberto Cavalli. This 67-year-old pepaw really knows how to fill out a mankini. You know you just want to curl up next to him, rest on his bosom and suckle on his raisin nippies while he takes a drag from one of his Virginia Slims.
That being said, I'd hit it. Well, he's fucking rich! You might see a golden prune in a speedo, but I see a big bag of money. Being a money-loving slut really is a terrible disease.
Here's some more AM sexiness for you to enjoy. I have no idea if that chick is his daughter or his trophy.
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"sexy roasted turkey"
OMG I am seriously laughing my ass off!
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Otherwise known as Cheryl Burke's memaw.
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
*Gack*
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
I swear I thought that was lewis Black
I would too babes *mwah*
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 20, 2008 - 3:16pm.
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I wish this was a "caption this"!
That is fucking funny!!!
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
One of the Butabi bros really let himself go.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I just bet he has an order in for some Mantyhose.
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Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
Uhi fooooo!
LOL devilgirl, I see the manatee! I see it!!
His chest/stomach look like the face of a Manatee.
He could poop gold and I still wouldn't get with that fug.
Submitted by Farrah on October 20, 2008 - 11:55am.
i tan while smoking and i assure you i look HAWT! i actually smoke while doing everything. Except when i'm smoking.
hahahahaha. I know you're HWAT. But you're also young and the smoking thing catches up with your skin after 40, non? (Do I sound like your mom??? How dare you!)
Short torso and short legs? Not a good combination, makes him look sort or feminine. Or maybe it's that his legs are substantially smaller than his top half? I don't but it's weird looking.
yuck. I don't know if I could hit that even if he handed all his money to me. I bet he smells like old man.
Dayum! I thought Pequena grew up!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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dammit, with all the money i've spent on this ho's stuff (can't help it) you'd think he'd be wearing a diamond-studded mankini. Oh well, he's R.C. i luves me some R.C.
@Sheeps: i tan while smoking and i assure you i look HAWT! i actually smoke while doing everything. Except when i'm smoking.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Dammit! If he's fuckin' that...If she's suckin his...WOW!WOW! WOW!I'm equal parts annoyed & happy with the man.I'm in the best physical shape of my life...but if I get rich I'm gonna let myself go in passive-aggressive retaliation towards every hottie who went the "goldie" route.That would be most of 'em.For added measure I'm gonna be lax about showering too.Probably would'nt matter at all.Just ask Tommy Lee.Chix are amazing.
Not even with all the leather conditioner in the world! That man is one tan away from becoming a jacket!
Submitted by MamaSarah on October 20, 2008 - 10:57am.
You could put E.T.'s head on that body and never know it wasn't a still from the movie. Jeepers.
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LMFAO! I knew I recognized his body shape. E.T. indeed.
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revolting....
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
You could put E.T.'s head on that body and never know it wasn't a still from the movie. Jeepers.
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MK thinks my baby is cute.
This is what your typical coke whore who does not have to work fucks to have the lifestyle they enjoy--all the blow that Colombia has to offer, sleeping till 4pm, shopping, clubbing, travelling, sucking turtlehead, ahhhh the good life!!!
Tis bitch designs clothes, but cant look in the mirror and se that he needs to cover his nasty self up.
Ok then!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I like the reverse finger in pic 1. Smoking and tanning really don't mix.
Submitted by Mopa on October 20, 2008 - 9:35am.
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Baby!!
I hope you feel better.
If the pill bottle says take one every four hours,you take four every one hour!!!
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
*retch*
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Crab People!
http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/DSCF1099.jpg
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Feel better, mopa!
MK, you do this every Monday, it has to be a cruel joke you enjoy..
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Mopa on October 20, 2008 - 9:35am.
Oh God, that sucks! I hope you feel better really soon!
On topic: Cavalli's belly is still nicer than Tara Reid's!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I'd hit it... with a bag of nickels.
Him and Jack Nicholson must be exchanging leathery-skinned pepaw beach attire.
Roberto Cavalli's physique is looking strikingly akin to La Pequena, non?
the worst is how his belly folds kind of make it look like he has a bagina....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Mopa on October 20, 2008 - 9:35am.
I'm taking a pain pill and going back to bed.
take two, they're small!... best wishes!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
LMAO IG
MOPA! feel better my dear! OUCH
goodmorning everyone, happy fuckin Monday!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I must run back and stare at Viggo some more to purge my eyeballs of this travesty.
Old leather moneybag.
Holy christ! I was hoping to come on here to cheer myself up and this is the first thing I gotta see?
I fell on Saturday night in a hotel bathroom and broke my wrist and banged up my back. No, I wasn't drunk or on some exciting trip. I had taken my daughter to a haunted amusement park for her birthday with my other daughter and two of their friends. We decided to turn it into a night away. I decided to take a bath and slipped. I had to pick them up early from the park and we spent two hours in the ER. To top it all off, my husband is out of the country until Friday night.
It took me 5 fucking minutes to type this. I'm taking a pain pill and going back to bed. Bye
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R.I.P. Susan 2/14/63 - 10/5/08
Best Friends Forever & Beyond
Oh for fucks sake! I will NEVER unsee this!!!
Opa...there goes ma bagel!
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
MK, I only see bags of money with legs, too.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Shit fire and save the matches. It's too early for this.
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"Mommy, I really like that guy from the I Like A Steak of America. Rocco Bama."
- My kickass five year old
In the third from last pic he looks like a stage in that progression pic of monkey to man.
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BOO!
Yuck. I never want to get old.
http://www.myspace.com/12005637
more importantly
http://www.last.fm/user/sky_is_lovely
He has a full head of hair. That's all I got.
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see, this is exactly why i don't show up here during the day! this shit will be on page 2 by the time i get here usually(thankfully!)... *bleaching eyeballs*
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I certainly hope that girl is his trophy, because in the third thumbnail, he's staring at her rack.
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You're never too old to become younger.
-Mae West
She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^F i t n e s s K i s s. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
If I came across that on the beach, I would throw it back in the ocean.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.