Goodbye Zima! | Dlisted

I haven't had Zima in a long ass time, but it still makes me a little sad to know that I've lost a booze option. Also, Zima was clear which means it could easily look like 7up when you want to booze on the down low.

Anyway, MillerCoors has decided to let Zima go. They stopped making that crap on October 10th.

One of the whores at MillerCoors said that basically nobody buys that crap anymore. Stores and bars will still continue to get Zima shipments through December.

Zima was nationally born in 1993. It quickly became the shit to drink when I was in high school. I was never into it. I was more of a Boone's Farms kind of bitch. I liked to keep it classy.

So long, Zima! I hardly knew you, but I will miss you, because you contained alcohol. Alcohol is the daddy I never had.

If Mike's Hard Lemonade gets killed, I will jump off this planet. That shit is the best.

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Sadness

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:25pm.

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Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:23pm.

Natty Lite

And for a while all the cool kids drank South Paw.

I will still suck down a keg of Abita Purple Haxe like i was Benji Madden suckin on Paris's cock though man!

FUCK! Where in NYC can i get a bag of Zapps and some fucking Abita? bitches!
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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:23pm.

i'm pretty sure my lips never touched this stuff...
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Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:23pm.

In High School, Benji Madden and I used to drink Purple Passion,Mad Dog,Cisco(the shit people used to say was liquid crack,HA)Boones Farm and Zima w/a jolly rancher dissolved in it!YUM♥

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Submitted by YnotGo4It on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:23pm.

One less bunch of alcoholic clear burps!!!

And anything with the word HARD in it...well...bottom's up!!! :)~

I'm not THAT Innocent!

Submitted by Euphoria on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:22pm.

Submitted by Lexi-J on October 20, 2008 - 3:50pm.
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You didn't miss a thing. Whomever said it tasted like carbonated piss had the description down pretty accurate.

Submitted by DUDE on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:22pm.

BM loves Zima.

Shows his lack of taste in more than one area.

the DUDE! abides...

Submitted by Possum on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:22pm.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

What am I gonna drink at the club if I get teleported back to 1993? I used to shake my ass to techno, holding up my Zima so I wouldn't spill it. What would I chase tequila shots with?

Now I need to put on black tights, Doc Martens and a baggy floral dress.

Submitted by jim on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:22pm.

NICE LOLO

STRAWBERRY HILL 1.99$ AND THE CHICK IS GOING TO BE FEELIN FINE!!

Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:21pm.

Haha... I was a Boone's Farm girl in high school too!! At least it tasted good. Won't touch it now.... took too much of it to drink to get drunk off of.... which equaled massive hangovers! Ewwwww!! Remember when it was "cool" to put jolly ranchers in the zima? Lol.... brings back memories of cheap ass parties where it was either zima or busch beer to binge drink with!!

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

Submitted by Better Off Dead on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:20pm.

benji madden told me that if I mixed zima with koolaid that my boss would think I was drinking fruit punch and get off my back

Submitted by KD on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:20pm.

I like Mike's Hard LIMEade. That is some good stuff right there. But then, I prefer limeade to lemonade. Must be the Mexican in me. No, I'm not Mexican, but they want me to be, for some reason.

Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:20pm.

Boones Farm and Mad Dog 20/20 and ohhhhhh shit....

WHATS THE WORD?
THUNDERBIRD!!!!
WHATS THE PRICE?
DOLLA TWICE!!!
WHATS THE REACTION???
SATISFACTION!!!!!

I was a freakin stupid ass teenager drinkin all that crap! No wonder i have to take a wake and bake just to not puke in the morning. I done gave myself a tara reids ass type of stomach ulcer.
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Submitted by Lexi-J on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:20pm.

I've never had Zima but I doubt I missed anything.

Now, Strawberry Hill Boones Farm....ah the good ole days of underage drinking.

Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:19pm.

Good. That tasted terrible.

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Submitted by Euphoria on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:19pm.

Anybody ever had Applejack? That shit will knock you on your ass.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:17pm.

one less thing for the little Stephani to be teased about.
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Submitted by OneLiner on Mon, 10/20/2008 - 3:16pm.

I drank that shit one time and it was disgusting, it tasted like carbonated Piss! Back in the day my drink of choice was Wine coolers, Lame! but hey i was a teenager.....

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