Brooke Hogan Is Delusional
Clear the streets and stay indoors, because Nick Hogan is getting out of jail tomorrow after serving 166 jail dicks days of an 8-month sentence. Brooke Hogan wrote about his release on her MySpace blog and called out the "JELIS H8RS" who talk shit on her precious family.
Brooke tucked in her dick, crossed her legs, sat at the computer and typed out this shit:
There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn't make it through another day... Some people wish terrible terrible things on us and say the the most nasty comments that I can't even repeat on here... It really hurts. I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don't know the whole story, or how much we really really love John. Its really sad, because were not bad people....were just going through a really hard time, and so is John's family. I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate...its probably the most far off. I didn't come on here to vent, and I know this still wont change peoples opinion or what they think about my family. But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes. And that goes in all directions. All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers...... To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough.....Please pray for my brothers safety too... this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.ok. Back to the happy stuff! .......I just can't wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac'n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!
Yes, Brooke. Nick is going to get out of jail. John is going to make a miraculous recovery and run into your arms. Then a pink pony with golden wings will take the three of you to a beautiful crystal palace. All the "JELIS H8RS" will turn into worms and you'll spend the afternoon feeding them to fluffy birds with diamond beaks. I swear. It must be nice living on Planet Dumb Fuck.
In addition to the bread and potatoes, I'm sure Nick also had plenty of sausages and dick cheese.
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I wonder if that yellow Supra had 5 point belts since it was a drag car and probably had after market seats. And if it did, why not wear them? That's the whole point of installing them. More safety.
Anyhow, that was a crazy picture. Please don't think I'm being daft, but what exactly caused that injury? I ask because it appears cylindrical but wasn't caused by an airbag. The situation is reminiscent of Phinneas Gage but far more heinous.
ARGH Mike, I just remembered her dumbass comments about not wanting a female president becuase she gets her monthlies and is therefore irrational
"I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate...its probably the most far off."
translation: I'd vote for McCain (if I were registered).
I've got to jump off this thread! Bolleas = headache and getting PO-ed! Screw that and screw them!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
@GIG..A third of nothing is what...?
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
she looks like a male version of Paris Hilton.
TITS, I just saw Hulk on some ad for a celebrity
'wrasslin' show! There were tapes in jail of them conspiring how to make this whole thing work for their benefit! I have no idea what network the wrestling show is on, but Brook still has her show on MTV (? or VH1) and Hulk is still doing American Gladiators!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Green Is Good on October 20, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Hey, Brooke! Here's an idea. Let me remove the front third of of YOUR brain with a pick axe, and see how YOU function.
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Good idea, GIG, but something tells me you'd have a hard time finding it.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
What an unbelievable CUNT. I swear, there aren't enough curse words in my vocabulary to express my hatred of this pig AND her scumbag brother.
Hey, Brooke! Here's an idea. Let me remove the front third of of YOUR brain with a pick axe, and see how YOU function.
Smegma for brains, I see... Dumb ass bitch
Crap, I wanted to just come here and blow off some steam and talk about whatever! Having worked as an EMT and also with people with major mental disabilities, including severe head injuries, this is somewhat personal to me! Their lies just put it over the edge for me! One of my best friends in the world is still fucked for life from his head injury. He almost died, but now he suffers from continuous seizures and has an implanted Vagus Nerve stimulator shock him every three minutes of his life to keep him somewhat functional. He is also very aggressive and much of his personality has been horrendously affected in a negative way and he considers himself to be very lucky to even be alive and able to walk and talk with great difficulty! I am pretty much his only remaining real friend now because how aggro he is!
I just see these douches and all the lies and deception they live with and it just sets me the fuck off! To lie like they do is just completely inhuman and cruel!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Why are ppl being supportive of her family? I smell claymates leaving the ship like rats - probably only one claymate and she turns it into "people."
I don't h8 em. Too much energy. They're just useless is all.
Submitted by snowpiece on October 20, 2008 - 5:47pm.
Farrah: just don't report me to the Johannesburg Police Force!
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don't you wanna work the fields?? and sing spirituals?
ok, you know what? i'm just gonna report you to Brooke Hogan's dick, how you like em apples.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Simply, there are no words for the disdain and disgust I have for these white trash, mentally unbalanced fools. I realize that there are many people who function with only half of a brain (Brooke Hogan being one) John Graziano's probability of any recovery beyond where he is at is nil. Someone needs to beat some sense into this twisted She-Hulk.
Farrah: just don't report me to the Johannesburg Police Force!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 20, 2008 - 5:42pm.
And I see that there are still making new shows and are negotiating for even more.
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What networks?
I have rage inside me that needs an outlet.
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BOO!
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 20, 2008 - 5:38pm.
And my apologies to my fellow Dlisters
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pfft.
Saved me from doing the typing!
Have at it!
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BOO!
And I see that there are still making new shows and are negotiating for even more. If they would have even tried to act like upright, functioning human beings instead of human cancers of the asshole, it would be different, but they didn't and they'll never be human in my book! BOYCOTT THEM!!!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by snowpiece on October 20, 2008 - 5:34pm.
hi thorny! ♥
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i'm reporting you to Benji Madden...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Dr. Destructo
No sir. Don't you dare apologize! It is a travesty and deserving of our disgust and scorn.
Yeah, we all come here to be silly, but none of us would fault someone for what they are feeling!
Snowy,
TMZ? Really. Fuck. WWBMD? Drink.
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
Yeah cuz we so jelish of their relish...
166 days for attempted manslaughter not bad..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Clarisse: on TMZ also! so sick
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
And my apologies to my fellow Dlisters for my anger to a degree. I usually come here to have fun, rip on idiots, and generally mess around with all the fun people here, but this shit just pisses me off and sucks the wind from my soul and my sails every time I see these monsters. I was in a great mood until I saw there faces and their words!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
One of the saddest parts of this is that SOMEONE is watching these shows. The networks would not keep giving this disgusting family shows if there wasn't SOMEONE out there watching.
There are people on Brookes myspace that are "praying for her and her family". There are people out there supporting this fucking family!
Argh!! Now i'm aggitated!
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
I couldnt watch my kid in that condition. How terrible!!! John wont ever come back, sadly. Yet we will be subjected to more and more of these hillbilly Bollea's. GRRRRRR.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Sup Snow...
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
It goes well beyond an 'accident' and well into culpability! This was no mere accident, because of the entire family's public pride in illegal street racing that was well documented before this wreck took place! But what they did and continue to do after this tragedy shows just how horrendous these people are! Lie, after lie, after lie, after conspiracy, followed by more lies!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
hi thorny! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
John would have replied but as he's a vegetable this was not the case...
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Trisciut: make Mac and Cheese for your kids, that's what the Bollea's are having! Fancy Food!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
M. Sally, Hulk walked right out of the hospital and had a press conference outside the doors. He said everyone was convinced he was getting better and was showing excellent signs of recovery! And the lies continue to mount from there! Few people I don't personally know get me upset on a personal level, but these people do! If I ever saw any of these people in real life, I would absolutely let my feeling be known in a very loud and critical way! I truly despise this whole family and would love to cross paths with them someday!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 20, 2008 - 5:22pm.
I agree, I always thought their concern for John was really contrived and fake. Any family really feeling major grief would NOT agree to a season of a reality show constantly taping them like BROOKE. This is speaking from someone with experience, who had one of the biggest tragedies in their lives televised and imposed on by local news.
Every time Brooke opens her mouth about it to get attention, its not only opening up her pain, its bringing more attention to a truly suffering innocent family who probably just wants to be left alone about it. Truly disgusting
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
What would Benji Madden do?
Oh, holy cow. I've never seen pics of this kid before and I'm actually glad I have. In fact, all kids who do sideshows and street racing should see these. Horrifying and worse than death, in my opinion. I feel so much sadness for his family -- seeing their son's future gone and, most likely, their plans for their own lives, gone. Think of the time and money involved with being a caretaker for a critically disabled person. Wow.
This is a great reminder that whether you're the driver or a passenger, it's *your* responsibility to buckle up. Not saying Nick isn't guilty as sin of recklessness & general douche-baggery, but I do think personal responsibility in choosing to get into someone's car is just plain prudent.
Oh, and also a great reminder that the Bollea parents are jerk-offs who raised little jerk-offs.
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 20, 2008 - 4:58pm.
... If you haven't seen it and want to know the truth, click on the link. This poor man is missing the entire front of his brain and there sadly is really not much hope of any recovery. Be warned, it is Very Graphic!!!:
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 20, 2008 - 4:58pm.
That is absolutely horrendous Dr. D. I had no idea what John Graziano's injuries actually looked like.
Now, I detest that fucking bunch of disgusting bastards, even more. They've all seen him in the hospital, so they know.
Kp, I'm glad you understand that I take no pleasure in showing such pictures, but this entire family is a disgrace and they think that this will soon be forgotten by the public. Well guess what, John will never get better from an injury like that! If it would have happened to the back part of the head, commonly known as the reptilian part of the brain, he would be dead!
And Clarisse, they never have shown any sort of real grief and responsibility over their actions. I'm sure you and others are well aware of the actions they have taken to obfuscate the truth! Everything from outright lying about his condition, to Hulk getting caught hiding his wealth in off shore and untouchable trusts. That money can never be gotten at and is basically completely safe from lawsuits. I think most everyone here at the D knows the deal!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Please tell me that Nick will NOT have a license anytime soon...or EVER! He is obviously clueless behind a steering wheel...or probably anywhere in general.
Fuck you Brooke...i will NEVER step into your size 12 tranny heels.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Someone needs a workshop on the proper usage of an apostrophe.
I thought *I* was bad!!!
Where the heck is god aka mrs k?
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BOO!
Submitted by snowpiece on October 20, 2008 - 5:13pm.
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Oh My LORD!!!!
You are so fucking FUUNNAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to cook dinner but I can't stop laughing at yo HORZ!!!!!
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
...oh man, and someone needs to photoshop that cheap wig off Mr. Brooke Hogan because no joke! That's a MAN under thar!
SERIOUSLY: Erase the wig and lay down some dark butch cut, you'll see, jayzus.
Dr D.,
I completely understand your disgust. It's a family of martyrs. They destroyed an entire family and whine that people are picking on them. Mark my words though, this little twat that is getting out of prison WILL MAKE MONEY off of this! That's shameful.
The Bollea family has a lifetimes worth of bad karma on their back…I just hope the payback is televised.
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 20, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Omg, that is an absolute tragedy. I can see why you would be hesitant to post that. My prayers go out to
John's family. I cannot possibly imagine the pain a family goes through, having a child or brother be all but dead but still living. I hope they get every fucking cent out of this disgusting rich stupid family.
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
What would Benji Madden do?
"But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes. And that goes in all directions."
What the fuck does that second sentence mean? Never mind. No one here has as few brain cells as this idiot so I guess it's unanswerable.
John won't be walking in anyone's shoes.
Benji Madden and Stoney say: "Bitch, use apostrophes.".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Benji Madden is/was fucking Parasite and he wouuldn't go near Brooke with a Zima bottle over his dick.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Brooke Bollea...no one cares...for realzzz.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
snowpiece (and christine), there are two pictures that show the entire front of his skull above his brow missing! It is almost the exact size and shape of a large closed fist! I have worked with people with head injuries in the past and I can tell you that the prognosis is grim! I really don't like posting that picture and I feel sorry for the family that this is their reality! I want people to know about this and about the blatant lies and callousness of the Bolleas! I will never partake of any show or anything else for that matter that has anything to do with these human shitbags! Boycott their shows and the Bolleas in every way!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Is it so wrong to hope this hillbilly sperm byproduct had his spleen punctured from prison sexy times?
yeah Brooke, keep your CLEFT CHIN up your dad's asshole.
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Best of luck Hogan family. Keep ur chins up!!
Accidents do happen afterall. That's why we have auto insurance.
Wear ur seatbelts everybody.
John Graziano didn't.
Cheerio!
Where's a tree, to take one for the team, when you need one?
One fell swoop, no more Hogans. Too much to ask?
the DUDE! abides...