Brooke Hogan Is Delusional
Clear the streets and stay indoors, because Nick Hogan is getting out of jail tomorrow after serving 166 jail dicks days of an 8-month sentence. Brooke Hogan wrote about his release on her MySpace blog and called out the "JELIS H8RS" who talk shit on her precious family.
Brooke tucked in her dick, crossed her legs, sat at the computer and typed out this shit:
There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn't make it through another day... Some people wish terrible terrible things on us and say the the most nasty comments that I can't even repeat on here... It really hurts. I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don't know the whole story, or how much we really really love John. Its really sad, because were not bad people....were just going through a really hard time, and so is John's family. I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate...its probably the most far off. I didn't come on here to vent, and I know this still wont change peoples opinion or what they think about my family. But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes. And that goes in all directions. All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers...... To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough.....Please pray for my brothers safety too... this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.ok. Back to the happy stuff! .......I just can't wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac'n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!
Yes, Brooke. Nick is going to get out of jail. John is going to make a miraculous recovery and run into your arms. Then a pink pony with golden wings will take the three of you to a beautiful crystal palace. All the "JELIS H8RS" will turn into worms and you'll spend the afternoon feeding them to fluffy birds with diamond beaks. I swear. It must be nice living on Planet Dumb Fuck.
In addition to the bread and potatoes, I'm sure Nick also had plenty of sausages and dick cheese.
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What is this. DUH! News? The Daily DUH!?
PS. Yeah Brooke - Mac n Cheese is SO much better than bread and potatoes.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on October 20, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Even worse: he pleaded no contest, meaning he admitted the govt could prove the charges (felony reckless driving with serious bodily injury) against him if there were a trial.
Wow. MK ain't lying! This is one FUCK of a slow gossipnews day! :-(
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Well, now we know where all the rest of the Zima will wind up, Nick's welcome home party.
These idjuts are TRASH.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Hey Clarisse, I still see that the Bolleas/Hogans are still telling their lies and promoting themselves as the victims here! Few things and people disgust me on a very real level like this family does! I truly wish them great unhappiness and misfortune for the rest of what I hope will be short lives! FUCK THEM!!!!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Three boobs on the main picture and STILL Brooke looks like a dude.
Don't feel sorry for us Brooke, it's the least thing we need from you, as in we don't need nothing from you.
He was found guilty so People can do all the hating they want. so suck it Brooke
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 20, 2008 - 4:58pm.
and not only is he getting out of jail, his retarded sister is looking for support from the public.
meanwhile, John's parents have to look at him everyday for God knows how long.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
wow Dr D, I can't get on that page at work but I plan to check it out when I go home, sad.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
OFF TOPIC: Look at the lyrical genius and artistic
suave some wise old soul has created for quizzila:
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/BenjiMadden-awebenji.JPG
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
What would Benji Madden do?
Dr. Destructo
Yeh, the truth on his condition has been kept very DL. I have no idea how any member of this family can sleep at night, esp. Nick.
You're right that the entire family should be black-balled. Period.
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 20, 2008 - 4:59pm.
benji Madden told me he's waiting for this douche to start drag racing again so he can cut the brake lines.
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Benji Madden will cuttabeesh!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
She has the face of tara reids ass.
And a dick like Mr. Peanut!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
benji Madden told me he's waiting for this douche to start drag racing again so he can cut the brake lines.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Being delusional is the best way to go through life, IMO. It makes it a lot more tolerable.
Hey Dlisters, I just jumped on during lunch and saw this story about these nasty, lying ASSHOLES known as the Bolleas. I simply cannot understand how they haven't been totally and utterly blacklisted as an entire family! I wasn't planning on posting right now, as I how somethings I need to take care of, but these LIARS disgust me so greatly and everyone deserves to know about their lies! I found this page out of the blue several months back and had never seen anything like it posted before. When I posted it on several sites, a virtual firestorm took off and sites like TMZ (yuck!) then jumped on it. I'm not saying it wasn't out there and known about, but I had never seen it anywhere and the reactions on the blogs were intense! With some hesitation, I will post the page that GRAPHICALLY shows the true condition of John Graziano. I will warn you that it is brutal in every way and I take no joy in posting it again. If you haven't seen it and want to know the truth, click on the link. This poor man is missing the entire front of his brain and there sadly is really not much hope of any recovery. Be warned, it is Very Graphic!!!:
http://celebslam.buzznet.com/brooke-hogan-myspace-rant/john-grazianojpg-...
My heart goes out to his family and for John Graziano! The truth needs to be known!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
wow, i feel sorry for that girl. as big and as mindless as she is, she still is a victim of a very sad, overprocessed & bleached upbringing.
"...but most of the people that come up to us don't know the whole story..."
So out of this whole useless non-capped cumfartery blog, you still fail to explain a thing.
Brooke, STFU and pull your dick back out and go sit and "watch TV" with Daddy Hulk.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I could never walk in your shoes bitch unless i was trying to ski down the slopes you big dumb ass tranny ho!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Gawd, I seriously hope SOMEONE video'd him getting boned in prison...that wud be sooooooo hot (I'm not talking about prison-rape, either - that's just sick...I mean only if he...um..."decided" he really likes slammer-sausage)....someone - please - if you used your cell-cam to record it, put it on Xtube or some shit like that...
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Even Benji Madden is shocked by this fuckery.
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
What would Benji Madden do?
God I want to bash her fucking face in more than I want too his and their white trash redneck inbred parents
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Kinda related
My great grandmother had a hulk doll and another boxer in my grandparents house, she loved the hulk doll and called him her boyfriend (yeah she was senile) so every time i see the Hulk fam I remember my greatgradnma : ( [RIP] and fighting with her to get that doll.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by snowpiece on October 20, 2008 - 4:46pm.
also, Benji says FUCK OFF DUDE
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HOT SLUT OF THE DAY.
LMFAO!
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Yeah, we all know how this media mess could have been avoided if John had just worn his seatbelt. Nick would still be street racing and continue to be the douchetastic Hogan that this family wreaks of.
We know its so hard to have your brother in prison and your parents divorcing, its definitely just as suffering the rest of your life with your son as a vegetable.
Insufferable stupid bitch.
Genius!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
Eat a dick, wretched whore. Or ask your brother for tips, I'm sure he sucked a-plenty in the clink.
Benji says he does not care so neither do I
Well, if she is THAT worried about her brother, why doesn't she stop shaving her face and untuck her dick then trade places with him?
Dumbass.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
I feel sick after reading that.
People really need to stop watching her show (obviously someone is watching it, it's still airing). The only way to stop this crap is to not pay attention to any of them.
Oh yeah, and that picture of them is the epitome of douchebaggery. How could anyone look at them and NOT hate them? Does Brooke not look at herself in the mirror, or look at her brother? Can she really NOT see how repugnant they would be to normal people? It is a mystery....
" I know- like I know -like I know"...I am going to kill myself after reading that
"I know- like I know -like I know"...It's all Benji's fault
"I know- like I know -like I know"...your brother was called Juanita in there instead of John....
A laughing stock BUTTAFACE, that Brooke is.
This dumb cunt is full of shit. Does she really think that anyone would believe anything she says? She says the media is wrong, but of course HER version is the correct one, right? Give me a fucking break. Her worthless broseph frat-tard wannabe brother basically killed someone with his faggy showboating, but everyone is supposed to pity THEM? Fuck that noise.
Yeah, they REALLY gave a shit about John, what with all the leaked prison phone calls between Hulk and Nick, where they were blaming the victim and saying he brought it on himself because he was a negative person. Oh yes, let me weep for the poor, innocent, misunderstood Hogan family! I hope Nick gets what he deserves, prison wasn't nearly enough, and i hope the rest of that worthless, disgusting family gets theirs as well.
Oh, and you just know that Nick isn't going to change now that he's out...he's gonna go right back to being a douchebag faggot who drives like a lunatic, and he'll probably kill someone else, because that poor John guy is basically dead as it is. Fuck them all, I hope they rot in hell.
"I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source."
bitch, I don't need you to feel sorry for me, I feel sorry for you. My parents aren't freak show attention whores and no one in my family almost killed someone.
also, Benji says FUCK OFF DUDE
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Magical flowers are going to sprout around Johns bed and the fairies will come out of hiding to throw magic dust on John's head and make it grow back...right Brooke??? So where's the unicorn in this story?
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
i got thru half the first line of her statement/boohoofest, and yes, i wish on terrible things for her and her family, specially for both her and her brother's dicks. Does that make me a JELIS H8R??
And btw, stupid cunt, the way your brother fucked up that poor kid... shit, we have more chances of finding whatever's lef of Benji Madden than that poor kid walking out of the hospital.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
John has a hell of a civil suit against the Hogans. Like in the $5-15m range, more if the jury hates the Hogans.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 20, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Um, at the risk of sounding like a jelis h8er,
which is Nick and which is Brooke?
Brooke is the masculine looking one.
Where is the justice in this world? And in about six months time that little dickhead is going to prophet off of this.
May a bus mow him down the next time he attempts to cross the street.
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"You broke my heart. So now I'm going to break your trailer."- Some crazy bitch on Springer
I know I know I know I know I want you want you
I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
sorry, but shit has been driving me crazy trying to figure out what stammering stutter-typing reminded me of.
Yes Brooke, because everyone missing an entire one third of their skull and brain gets up and walks out of the hospital if you just pray hard enough.
Stupid masculine WHORE.
By the way, it's called an APOSTROPHE, cunt. Use it.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Nick eats Benji Madden's eye boogers
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
"I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital."
Sure. God is going to miraculously fill in the giant sink hole covering over half of John's head.
CUNT.
I really hope this entire family meets a very violent end SOON.
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We've come for yur daughter Chuck.
Um, at the risk of sounding like a jelis h8er,
which is Nick and which is Brooke?
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
nick'll probably miss tossing salad once he's free...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
We saw Hulk Hogan on the beach last week in Redington, FL. My husband thought it was Jesse Ventura. (I adore that he has no idea who these people are)
If there was any justice in the world, all of the Hogans would be locked up in a cell and then incinerated so that our taxes didn't have to go to sustaining their paltry and meaningless existences.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
"I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again."
What? But I know who DOES know.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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Nick can't wait to get his hands on his sister's manboobs!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I would have much more respect for them if they ever showed a fucking ounce of respect for that poor kid and his family. I mean, didn't your daddy say that John had to be a shitty person in order for God to punish him like this? Pray on that one for a few
OMG, that last line had me LOL!
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