LEAVE RAVEN'S EYEBROWS ALONE!!!1!!!
Raven Symone is sick of dumb skanks making fun of her busted eyebrows. Yes, they look like they were the victim of a waxing session gone wrong, but she can't help it. Raven was born with wonky brows. The other day, she abused her keyboard by writing a rant on her MySpace blog about her eyebrow situation.
I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP). MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK. I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.
It looks like somebody is a proud graduate of the Kanye West School of Blogging! She forgot to call us SQUID BRAINS. She can do that in her next rant. I also need to send her my optometrist bill, because I'm sure my eyes received some kind of damage from reading all those damn CAPS.
Raven doesn't have upside down eyebrows! If she did, they would look like two hairy smiley faces over her eyes and that would be kind of cute. Homegirl just has a couple of bald patches. A little Rogaine might do the trick. If that doesn't work, she can get a brow weave. And if all else fails, there's always the good ole' Sharpie! It's always there for you and you can always count on it for your eyebrow emergencies.
Here's Raven at the premiere of "Tinkerbell" in Hollywood yesterday. After these pictures were taken, Tinkerbell mysterious disappeared. Everyone looked at Raven who had a little wing suspiciously hanging out of the corner of her mouth.
Wenn, Wireimage
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Submitted by NitWitty on October 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
In Raven-Symonay's case, she could kill two birds by jogging to the Rite Aid and back.
LCT! Shhhh! I said Lazy..Really! And yeah, my kid pics them up for a couple buck several times a month..and she doesn't even have wonkey eyebrows or a weight problem...erm, I mean..lazy.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on October 20, 2008 - 11:18pm.
When she sits down, she's a 12 on the Richter scale.
hahahahaha. Love me the fat jokes--yeah, I'm shallow like that.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 11:12pm.
When she sits down, she's a 12 on the Richter scale.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 20, 2008 - 11:14pm.
She could just dip her pinky in a can of chocolate frosting and fix her eyebrows, you know she has at least 4 cans in her purse at any given time.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 20, 2008 - 11:14pm.
It's called an eyebrow penicil, and I believe Covergirl sells them in sets of two for like a dollar ninety seven. It takes one minute, tops, to apply. Get off your lazy (notice I didn't say fat), ass if you're going out of your house and it bothers you to have your picture snapped and then people make fun of you! Even Chola's take the time.
D'oh!
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YOU SAID FAT!
Fat-hater.
PS. Do they really sell them for that cheap? I'm working the last half centimetre of mine.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 11:12pm.
She's a 12, on a scale of 1 to 100. She's making Star Jones look hot.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
It's called an eyebrow penicil, and I believe Covergirl sells them in sets of two for like a dollar ninety seven. It takes one minute, tops, to apply. Get off your lazy (notice I didn't say fat), ass if you're going out of your house and it bothers you to have your picture snapped and then people make fun of you! Even Chola's take the time.
D'oh!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
What the hell?? Who cares what size she's wearing? Where has her career gone? Does she have a career? Poor gal. You can't be fat and a minority in this biz.
Damn, she should drop that case of Krispy Kremes and pick up the occasional book.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
If she thinks she's a 12, she might not be good at math, either. Though she might be six times as big as Jennifer Love Hewitt's size 2.
Except-able?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! FUCK ME! I think I might die.
HOLY CRAP, Raven is COMINGBACK!!! *bows*
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I'm just a fuckin' ray of sunshine.
I know plenty of guys who love hefty girls like Raven. They love the big asses and the gigantic tittays. I can't say I get it but whatever.
who is this person and why should we care?
That is SO Raven.
Submitted by James Haven on October 20, 2008 - 10:00pm.
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LOL @ the leprechaun.
When are we hitting the town, Jamesy? I say we crash Daddy's premiere - you can show him who the REAL hot bitch in the family is!
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
Submitted by QueenCharisma on October 20, 2008 - 9:56pm.
SmOOches Queenie! James Haven would love to take you out. Infact, Daddy Voight has a new movie coming out with that little lephrechaun (as Daddy calls him) Colin Farrell. That part was supposed to go to James Haven, but Daddy didn't want to share the screen with someone who has higher cheekbones then he does!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on October 20, 2008 - 9:21pm.
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HAHAHAHA!!! Why can't I hang out with you? You always have the most interesting (read: bizarre) encounters, lol.
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"You're a lovely girl and I adore you" - Ed Westwick, 10/6/08
She ate her eyebrows.
I would like to comment on Raven's ACCEPT-IONAL spelling skills!
Its grate to no she di'int skimp on her edducashun whiles workin!
Can you do hairplugs on eyebrows? Shit... that's the least of her worries physically speaking.Let's talk about dropping 50lbs. first.Clearly she did'nt get the memo:Being FAT & filthy rich only works for guys.Being a FAT filthy rich chik just means you get to hang with Oprah.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 20, 2008 - 9:19pm.
You're not thick. The Webster's English Dictionary is thick, you're FAT.
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Oh, shit. Adoring it. Wrong and evil, but adoring it.
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
James Haven sat in front of Raven at the movies. She chomped on her popcorn like there was no tomorrow! When James Haven turned to ask her to please keep it down, she grabbed a box of Sno Caps from the woman next to her, and started pelting James Haven with them.
James Haven and the woman were in shock! The projectionist saw the whole thing, stopped the movie and would not start it again until Raven picked up every Sno Cap. Not only did she pick them up, but she ate them too. Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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You're not thick. The Webster's English Dictionary is thick, you're FAT.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Bravo raven. I mean leave this girl alone. she a child star that manage to stay away form rehab and jail& she a great role model to girls. so what if she is heavy? She is happy with her weight and feel comfortable in her skin which is great. I mean the media is the one responsible for girls starving themselves to be thin like Paris Hilton ,but they bash a girl with the avg American woman weight.
I know others have already mentioned this, but it drives me INSANE when people lie about their size, as if their 'cover' won't be blown as soon as they step out the door. 12 my ass! You have these celebrity women claim to be SO proud of their bodies, milking the "I'm real" thing and all but then they turn around and lie about it. I'm not afraid to admit to wearing a size 10 on a 5'4" frame and while I'm definitely not thin, I know damn well I'm not only one size under this girl.
Bah, rant's over. I just think if you're gonna toss bullshit, at least make sure it isn't about something people are gonna see right through.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
good thing she's filthy rich already. she's about to out-Aretha Aretha with those chichis, and y'all know Aretha ain't gonna have none of that
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A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a hoe: Money over a hoe? Always. Brand new gators over a hoe? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
Submitted by She She peritta on October 20, 2008 - 9:00pm.
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Good for you! It's not easy, but stick with it; You'll be healthier and have an excuse to buy a whole new wardrobe.
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Ugh! I hate these weight height arguements. It's also bone structure too. That being said, I would say for her height and bone structure, yes, she's chunky. I would say she's a size 16 depending on the dress. Also the dress is really unflattering. If your chunky you should wear dark solid colors. I know this because I'm 20 pounds overweight and there is no way in hell I'd wear that dress or any light color. Oh my! My wedding pictures are proof of that! I was wearing white(ha ha)and I looked like a fat marshmallow. ;)And yes I'm in the process of losing the marshmallow look.
STOP SCREAMING, RAVEN!
The ladies at the mall can thread your eyebrows correctly and Jenny Craig can help the weight problem. Honey, you are not a size 12.
Submitted by Mr. President on October 20, 2008 - 8:53pm.
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*snort*
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She's not hot enough to be that annoying and stupid and get away with it. Have another pie and STFU.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
It's her illiteracy that's killing ME.
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
The "looking back over the shoulder" pose is lame anyway, and she shouldn't be striking it since she's built like a linebacker. A sleeveless dress is not a big girl's friend. She needs to watch "What Not To Wear" and learn to dress in what's flattering for her size.
Oh, and are those grease stains on her dress? Tsk tsk.
Dam this gurl iz ill it er it.
If that's a size 12, I would hate to see what a 22 looks like.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 20, 2008 - 8:23pm.
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Hahahahahahaha! That's what I say! Be proud of your jigginess!
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I can't say anything bad about her. I remember her in Cosby and I really liked. Whether she's actually "thick" I'd have to see her in person to tell you. She's short so maybe she is a size 12... Who knows? Methinks she's normal for normal people standards but for Hollywood standards she's fat. However, she has to chill if she really wants to make it. Just calm down Raven, breath and ask yourself WWBM do? I mean, damn it girl, I couldn't make it past the third line! Your caps fest made my head spin! Now, I'll have to text Benji Madden for the cure. :/
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Let me dirty up your mind.
@Joe: I can't hate on her either. But maybe she didn't email hairy bush pics to Drake Bell because the bush is wonk, too, maybe huh?
I'm also a fat f#$@ but I get my share of the action, so who cares?
Of course I do have shapely brows.
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
Submitted by angel_i on October 20, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by TITS on October 20, 2008 - 7:05pm.
Angel? You want to or shall I?
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Please...you do the honours. Benji Madden kept me busy all day!
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Well that was a pisser - her eyebrows in that main pic are a nightmare!! And I learned I don't know how to shape brows.
Then I looked to see if there was another pic I could use that had more even tones and noticed that in the other pics her eyebrows are just fine - she's either plucked them wrong in the main, or fixed them in the other pics.
someone owes me 10 mins of my time back!!!
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BOO!
She's not fat by Holliweird's standards, she IS fat. Period. I love Raven and I think she's cute and talented but there's no denying the obvious. I am 5'4 (2 inches taller than her) and I'm a size 0 and I am in no way Skeletor's double. I've got hips and an ass (God forgot to give me some boobs though). So weight and size are relative. She's at least a size 14. Believe me, even with designer sizes who tend to be roomier than regular clothes, she's still not a size 12.
I love her shoes. But those nasty corns on her feet blinded me. She should take care of that shit.
hahahhah MrsK......but it doesn't look like snakefeet does.
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"I like that you have feelings."
— Paris, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
I really feel for her pinky toe, her pinky toe must have wanted to call it a day after this fairy party. Look at her poor pitiful pained pinky toe in the picture with the pixie. Alliteration!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 20, 2008 - 8:06pm.
I like big butts and I cannot lie
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 20, 2008 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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ahhh...i don't get it. What does her height have to do with it? You mean all the fat is compacted?
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yep- you never heard Sir Mix-A-Lot?
"36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3"
heehee
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"I like that you have feelings."
— Paris, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
The only thing I got from her caps-locked tirade is that she's was drunk when she typed it. Bitter much?
Countdown to rehab....
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 20, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Not me, Aunt Bea.
When life hands me lemons I get some vodka and make lemondrops
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 20, 2008 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 7:55pm.
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ahhh...i don't get it. What does her height have to do with it? You mean all the fat is compacted?
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if you are 4'11" and you wear a 12 you are fat. if you are 6'4" and you wear a 12 you are skinny.
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.