LEAVE RAVEN'S EYEBROWS ALONE!!!1!!!
Raven Symone is sick of dumb skanks making fun of her busted eyebrows. Yes, they look like they were the victim of a waxing session gone wrong, but she can't help it. Raven was born with wonky brows. The other day, she abused her keyboard by writing a rant on her MySpace blog about her eyebrow situation.
I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP). MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK. I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.
It looks like somebody is a proud graduate of the Kanye West School of Blogging! She forgot to call us SQUID BRAINS. She can do that in her next rant. I also need to send her my optometrist bill, because I'm sure my eyes received some kind of damage from reading all those damn CAPS.
Raven doesn't have upside down eyebrows! If she did, they would look like two hairy smiley faces over her eyes and that would be kind of cute. Homegirl just has a couple of bald patches. A little Rogaine might do the trick. If that doesn't work, she can get a brow weave. And if all else fails, there's always the good ole' Sharpie! It's always there for you and you can always count on it for your eyebrow emergencies.
Here's Raven at the premiere of "Tinkerbell" in Hollywood yesterday. After these pictures were taken, Tinkerbell mysterious disappeared. Everyone looked at Raven who had a little wing suspiciously hanging out of the corner of her mouth.
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lol@joe schmoe....lmao too true.
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Did she even take a breath writing that? A little punctuation would help. And yeh, Raven there is a difference between obesity and fat, you're right. One is obese and one is fat and they're both too big.
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I'm wondering if President Bush was warned of this so-called premiere, because it looks as if Raven's gigantic breasts could be considered weapons of mass destruction. Those titanic tits could launch herculean missiles that would obliterate an entire advanced civilization. Maybe Raven wore green so she could come across as "earthy", but guess what BITCH, we're onto you, you sneaky mofo!!! ROFL.
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Do you think Tinkerbell tinkled on her dress?
That's not a happy woman...I have the same expression when I have to break out the fat jeans.
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Between the sneer that is trying to mask her fury, and the monstrous mammaries of mass destruction, I believe it is now time to fear for the annihilation of all mankind :-O
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by urmomma on October 20, 2008 - 6:58pm.
....I have since cut the kids off t.v., and now I am uncool and mean. LOL! However, it has cut down on the "I want" this and I want that!
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Cutting back on TV is an AWESOME thing to do. I have discovered lately since my kids started at Tutor Time (where the kids dont watch TV all day like they did in home day care!!) that if I cut back on TV at night when they got home...like to an hour a night...that they are calmer and dont act out as much. TV can be a bad thing!
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I saw a couple of the "That's So Raven" shows...and I honestly couldnt stand to watch. The humor is campy, predictable and stupid...IMHO. :D
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Did this girl eat Rudy...?
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
screw the wanky eyebrows, there is no way in hell this "thick" girl is only a size 12!! why must these celebs continue to insult our intelligence by lying about their size? why even bring up a number if they are going to lie, it makes them sound even more defensive. we can clearly see that they are fat!!!
interesting... this whole thread is very very interesting. Nite kids, me and Benji Madden are gonna grab the last 2 cases of Zima and rent some Rom-Coms and just spend the night snuggling while he braids my hair.
her point will be completely missed by all the SCREAMING IN CAPS.
Do you think Tinkerbell tinkled on her dress?
That's not a happy woman...I have the same expression when I have to break out the fat jeans.
Angel? You want to or shall I?
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 20, 2008 - 6:45pm.
last point: It would be interesting to see if someone can photoshop thin eyebrows -- thinned out to match the thinnest part where, if I read her all-caps mess correctly, it doesn't grow out as thick as the thicker part. Her face looks like it was made for thin eye brows. Even Sharpie chola liner would be an improvement.
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BOO!
I think Raven is a good example to girls, wether she is big or not doesn't matter. She's probably one of the only Disney girls who has not turned tricks for treats and shown the world their t&a's...if I aint being too subtle...(ahemm..miley....lilo...)
Yeah, that's not a 12. But, riddle me this. What the heck is up with women's sizing? I tried on a pair of jeans the other day and they were huge. The woman at the store told me that the company had changed their sizing so that women would think they could fit into a smaller size. Do they think women are so vain and dumb that just because the size reads a 4 or 6 I am suddenly going to think that the slimming or lipo fairy found me and I'm 20 pounds lighter and buy the clothes?
OK -- last, last, LAST note:
All pointing and laughing aside, I feel for her. Maybe it's because she actually has some comic timing and talent and isn't a Disney whore (though likely because she's so huge). But anyway, if she's so upset about what people are saying and that she's ballooned so badly, then she needs to take a break from show business. Other child-teen actors have. She's at the perfect age to excuse herself to go to college full-time -- most of the rare successful child actors have done that. If they didn't come back to a career in front of the cameras again, they've come back to directing, producing, or writing. No excuse in that regard. And yeah: Running, yoga, healthy (not obsessive) diet -- look into it, Raven.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Well, I'm technically not what you'd call a "medical doctor," but wouldn't that make the new eyebrow twitch and curl?
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me neither, and to be honest, i never thought of the consequences of such a thing, just thought they could take some more hair off Lourdes... let's see... maybe Eminem could get some extra 'stache?
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
last LAST note:
She kind of looks pissed posing with Tinker Bell. I imagine she's wondering what other people are wondering looking at those two dress sizes side-by-side, T Bell's size -0 and her size "12".
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Yes, she does...Raven is hiding her fury with a sneer while she tries not to look too much like the Hulk or the Jolly Green Giant. rotf...i have to stop now. O_O
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 20, 2008 - 6:43pm.
@ Better Off Dead: That's So Raven was my guilty pleasure when I've babysat my nieces. She's actually very funny
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me,too,me,too! My young daughter watched the show and I didn't mind watchin' w/ her!
....I have since cut the kids off t.v., and now I am uncool and mean. LOL! However, it has cut down on the "I want" this and I want that!
hugs y'all
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in the UK 'thick' is a slang word for stupid.
"IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!"
ho ho ho.
Submitted by MzSassy on October 20, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by c-est_moi on October 20, 2008 - 6:43pm.
On what planet is this a Size 12? If she's a Size 12, I'm a Size NEGATIVE. I felt bad for her til I saw the photos. Damn. That's not thick. That's too much.
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Exactly, and by her expression, you can tell Raven is unhappy with herself. Her smile is a thin (haha) veneer which will easily crack under duress of any kind.
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Bingo.
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Fat chicks trying to strike model poses always makes me laugh. She's just all levels of wrong and typing in caps reflects that.
HaHa NovaNightly.. exactly, Nice Try, I swear, If I saw her, I'd push her down, put a knee in her back.. And reeeep the tag from her dress like Buffalo Bill would.. And show everyone,, "SEEE Seee!" I'd say.. lol.. Nah, prob wouldn't take it that far, but almost..
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Doesn't it make you sick when uneducated, ignorant people who don't even know the basics of their own language make more money than you?
Submitted by Farrah on October 20, 2008 - 6:54pm.
there's always Lourdes' mustache.
Well, I'm technically not what you'd call a "medical doctor," but wouldn't that make the new eyebrow twitch and curl?
It seems every dumb ass on the planet is now blogging their pitty parties on Myspace. Or posting baby bumps. :(
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last LAST note:
She kind of looks pissed posing with Tinker Bell. I imagine she's wondering what other people are wondering looking at those two dress sizes side-by-side, T Bell's size 0 and her size "12".
Submitted by c-est_moi on October 20, 2008 - 6:43pm.
On what planet is this a Size 12? If she's a Size 12, I'm a Size NEGATIVE. I felt bad for her til I saw the photos. Damn. That's not thick. That's too much.
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Exactly, and by her expression, you can tell Raven is unhappy with herself. Her smile is a thin (haha) veneer which will easily crack under duress of any kind. But really, what the fuck is up with the stains on her dress? I mean you can be heavy and still look fashionable, but Raven looks an awkward obese girl with stained clothing, clown makeup, greasy hair, and fucked up eyebrows. But on a positive note, the girl dressed up as Tinkerbell is absolutely adorable!!
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Does anyone else thing that Tink looks like Kelly Ripa???
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Usually I think you guys are crazy but having been acquainted with the larger sizes...via MY FAMILY (really! - believe me they scare me thin) she's, at least, a 16.
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Yeah...the dress really isnt flattering on her either. Its too flowy and makes her look bigger. I DO like her shoes though. :D
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 6:50pm.
She and Lourdes Ciccone could undergo a rare and complicated double eyebrow-transplant.
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sure, and in case they need more hair for Raven's brows, there's always Lourdes' mustache.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Lol, I hadn't even noticed.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Never been over a size 12???? Um...is she like 4ft 2 or something because she looks BIG. I'm 5'8" and a size 10 and i look NOTHING near the largeness that she is. Nice try RAVEN!!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
Jeebus, homegirl needs to hit the books instead of hitting the fridge. Maybe her spelling would improve and she wouldn't look like the Incredible Hulk at a Tinkerbell premiere.
N0 way is this bitch a size twelve.. I just dropped to a size 10 maybe. And i don't look like this.. even from my eyes. Really, I don't.. But I have to take up for size 10-12 girls.. Bitch is giving them a Baaaaaad Name!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
She and Lourdes Ciccone could undergo a rare and complicated double eyebrow-transplant.
Oh yeah Olivia, the little one that was supposed to be Lisa Bonet's kid right, or her man's kid.
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I never would have noticed her eyebrows if she hadn't mentioned them.
What I do want to know is, why is MySpace the unofficial celebrity forum?
Submitted by snowpiece on October 20, 2008 - 6:46pm.
this is Rudy right? I can't see her in there
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no, this is the bitch they brought in when Rudy got too big to be cute anymore (and grew a 'stache). She was supposed to be Sandra's husband's daughter or some shit like that.
I wish we could get a replacement Benji Madden, tho.
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
If she's a size 12 then damn I'm skinny! I understand you're in Hollywood and need to defend your weight but pictures don't lie. You have moved out of the size 12 and into Lane Bryant territory.
Submitted by Athina on October 20, 2008 - 6:46pm.
My two little nieces (7 and 8) love That's so Raven. Their parents do their best to promote healthy body images and both girls are active and healthy. So the other day I'm waiting at the pediatrician's office with them when Raven comes on the TV in the waiting room. Suddenly, some over-styled, ignorant soccer mom with her kid starts spouting off about how fat Raven is, and that's what happens "when little girls don't watch what they eat." I wanted to smack the living shit out of that bitch. I can just imagine the myriad of eating disorders that await her daughter.
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That doesn't make any sense. Raven is no longer a "little" girl, she is an adult woman with a weight problem. As a child, Raven was never overweight, so that bitch's point is pretty fucking MOOT. Did this bitch ever watch Desperate Housewives -- because there is a little girl on there who is chubby and ostracized and made fun of because of her weight problem. This woman should have referenced DH if she's in desperate need of an example of an overweight child.
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
This one time, in Bandcamp, I tweezed my eyebrows to work WITH the shape that they grow. And I'll be damned, it worked, and now I don't get two for flinching anymore..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
I feel the words "Starving Artist" has been struck from her vocabulary..
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He acts like and idiot, talks like and idiot and looks like an idiot. Don't be fooled ..he's an idiot..
Submitted by snowpiece on October 20, 2008 - 6:46pm.
this is Rudy right? I can't see her in there
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No, she was another one o' them kids.
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snowy that's O-Livia
This reminds me of Jennifer Love-Hewitt's rant. Somebody is feeling a little defensive.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
this is Rudy right? I can't see her in there
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She's gained at least 70 pounds since the very conception of her show 'That's so Raven' in 2003...back then, she must have weighed 150 tops. She's definitely in the 200's by the way she looks. I don't know WTF is going on in her life, but she must be under extreme duress because she has gained weight like crazy!!! She used to be really cute...O_o Also, I have to say that most of those pictures are atrocious, especially the third one, where her arms look hairy and it appears as if she has some nasty food stains or lotion on her dress. Disgusting, really. The first and the last one are ok, but her skin is really showing the affects of her weight gain because not only does she look bloated, her complexion is acne ridden.
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
My two little nieces (7 and 8) love That's so Raven. Their parents do their best to promote healthy body images and both girls are active and healthy. So the other day I'm waiting at the pediatrician's office with them when Raven comes on the TV in the waiting room. Suddenly, some over-styled, ignorant soccer mom with her kid starts spouting off about how fat Raven is, and that's what happens "when little girls don't watch what they eat." I wanted to smack the living shit out of that bitch. I can just imagine the myriad of eating disorders that await her daughter.
i like raven...i've never seen her vagina and that's just fine with me...what is that greasy looking stain on her dress in thumbnail 2...
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