LEAVE RAVEN'S EYEBROWS ALONE!!!1!!!
Raven Symone is sick of dumb skanks making fun of her busted eyebrows. Yes, they look like they were the victim of a waxing session gone wrong, but she can't help it. Raven was born with wonky brows. The other day, she abused her keyboard by writing a rant on her MySpace blog about her eyebrow situation.
I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP). MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK. I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.
It looks like somebody is a proud graduate of the Kanye West School of Blogging! She forgot to call us SQUID BRAINS. She can do that in her next rant. I also need to send her my optometrist bill, because I'm sure my eyes received some kind of damage from reading all those damn CAPS.
Raven doesn't have upside down eyebrows! If she did, they would look like two hairy smiley faces over her eyes and that would be kind of cute. Homegirl just has a couple of bald patches. A little Rogaine might do the trick. If that doesn't work, she can get a brow weave. And if all else fails, there's always the good ole' Sharpie! It's always there for you and you can always count on it for your eyebrow emergencies.
Here's Raven at the premiere of "Tinkerbell" in Hollywood yesterday. After these pictures were taken, Tinkerbell mysterious disappeared. Everyone looked at Raven who had a little wing suspiciously hanging out of the corner of her mouth.
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last point: It would be interesting to see if someone can photoshop thin eyebrows -- thinned out to match the thinnest part where, if I read her all-caps mess correctly, it doesn't grow out as thick as the thicker part. Her face looks like it was made for thin eye brows. Even Sharpie chola liner would be an improvement.
she looks a lot "thicker" than the last time I saw her show a year or so ago.
Benji Madden could tame those brows.
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Sorry, no way she is size 12 or under.
On what planet is this a Size 12? If she's a Size 12, I'm a Size NEGATIVE. I felt bad for her til I saw the photos. Damn. That's not thick. That's too much.
@ Better Off Dead: That's So Raven was my guilty pleasure when I've babysat my nieces. She's actually very funny even with the limits imposed by a Disney cookie cutter show. Wish she'd brush up on her Engreesh skillz. LA has a gazillion colleges that have online classes -- the community college fees are cheap as dirt for someone with her money. She can discretely brush up on English 101. I'm no grammar Nazi but her literacy level is just tragic.
"I CAN RUN"...BACK AND FORTH TO THE FRIDGE DOESN'T REALLY COUNT AS 'RUNNING' YOU PIG. THICK IS A GOOD PIECE OF STEAK AND YOU MY FRIEND ARE JUST PLAIN FAT!! ISN'T THIS THE SAME SLOB WHO WAS RIDING AROUND TOWN ON A SEGWAY, SO HER FAT ASS DIDN'T HAVE TO WALK!!!
Raven is cool..
Has anyone seen TRU BLOOD? I am a True Blood Crackhead!!
HER FIRST MISTAKE WAS STANDING NEXT TO TINKERBELL.
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT.
I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW,
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Im sure Bill Cosby, Mr. Education himself is seriously more stoked about her piss poor spelling & caps abuse than her wonky eyebrows.
Raven, welcome to the Matrix, where women are judged by their looks alone...
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
I like the TV show That's So Raven and those crazy books. All I know is that if I had a fortune to the tune of $400 million dollars... I would have someone on call to take care of my eyebrows.
"...Hooked on your love sweet love song" Sparkle
I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE.
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WTF?
Anyhoo, no excuse hunny. I was born with messed up eyebrows too. It's called "shaping" and if a lazy ass like me can do it, so can you.
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Her eyebrows actually have a lovely Gull wing look to them.
I love her! My little neice and I have That's So Raven marathons all the time. I didn't even know people talked shit about her.
Is Martin Lawrence dressing in drag again??
Weight and eyebrow issues aside, the girl needs to take an English course. Excepatable? It's acceptable. No longer a Cheetah Girl she now is a Cheeto Girl.
*dodges Mac book hurled from Anaheim*
Where's angel? Bitch needs a Chola job bigtime! She's half way there!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Nup. Still fat, eyebrows mottled.
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Bummer look! Perma-Stun mode! Living in a state of perpetual surprise!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
...oookay, so why can't she just tweeze or wax them down the thinnest part of her brows?