It Happened To The Wrong Burke
Brooke Burke jacked up her foot yesterday while rehearsing with her peen-loving "Dancing with the Has-Beens" partner Derek Hough. She probably tripped on his twinkle dust.
A spokeswhore for ABC tells People that Brooke put ice on her shit as soon as she was injured. They drove her ass to the hospital just to be safe. The docs said her foot isn't broken, but they did say that her partner does love sweaty balls in his mouth.
Brooke only suffered a slight bruise and she will dance tonight!
This is the third injury of the season. Misty had to drop out after she effed her shit up.
The injury was obviously meant for CHERL BURKE, not Brooke Burke. The message must have gotten lost in translation. Actually, Cheryl probably had something to do with Brooke and Misty's injuries. The Mop Head plays dirty and will do anything to win! Someone put the A-Team on Cloris. Mop Head is going after her next!
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So far I don't give a lousy f*ck.
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
haha mk, i love how you tag cheryl burke in all caps. It's like every time you mention her all i see is dramatic chipmunk.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
OK, maybe I'm the only one who watches/cares...but they never mentioned Brooke's injury during the show....It was Susan Lucci who fractured her foot and was taken to the hospital....but she still danced and did a fabulous job....looked like she was hopped up on pain killers, but she did well.
They need to post pictures of them dancing here:
www.durexwarmuptour.ca
maybe then they can win $1000, get out of the Dancing With the DListers, and get off my tv every night!!!
Submitted by sarakiss on October 20, 2008 - 10:07pm.
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
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Benji Madden is there,too!
haha♥
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
angel_i...your cousin called,she is fucking Benji Madden.
LoL
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
@speakit:
*nods wisely*
Benji Madden douches daily.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
THANKS!! You too! By the way... wtf is Benji Madden Day? Should I be wearing a douche or something?
Submitted by speakit on October 20, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 20, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Really? Cuz I can't help but think she looks like Paula Abdul...
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Yeah, but I could've gotten more child support. :P
Hi Angel! How goes it?
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Ah. Smart. I've always been a stupid ho.
That's why I gotsta be a slut.
Happy Benji Madden Day!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by angel_i on October 20, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Really? Cuz I can't help but think she looks like Paula Abdul...
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Yeah, but I could've gotten more child support. :P
Hi Angel! How goes it?
Submitted by speakit on October 20, 2008 - 9:45pm.
I should've married a plastic surgeon.
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Really? Cuz I can't help but think she looks like Paula Abdul...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
I should've married a plastic surgeon.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 8:22pm.
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Should we bring linen and cutlery too?
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
Submitted by Leona on October 20, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by Joe Schmoe: "slitha outta here"
You and Sheeps effin rock. I need to party wit you.
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Well Leona so do you! Between You and Me, Sheeps can't hold his likka. But me - that's a whole other story. I have very deep boots. We'll have a fine old time while Sheeps drools under the table.
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@Sheeps: Time to party! I make great homemade margaritas, and although I'm a cat person, I might be able to deal with the dog. Might.
Can bring snacks, but no sundried tomatoes after the recent George Hamilton post. Icky.
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
Submitted by snakefeet222 on October 20, 2008 - 8:40pm.
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Ouuu I think you're what Mrs K would call an *agent provacateur*...trying to rile us ladies up are ya? Well I agree with you. I don't know who she is but she's pretty and she's got a great figure.
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
Brooke is a beautiful woman. Her body is envied by all women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVQEpAYVFA0
Good luck ladies! You'll NEVER look 1/10th as good.
Go Brooke! You get my vote.
Jealous? Pffft the only bitch I'm jealous of is Monica Bellucci shes fuckin' PERFECT. Brooke is a butter face.
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Go Phillies!
stop showing your age.ppffftt.Aerosmith.Huhh.I am a young chippie,remember?
Did you see when I asked for you to pay for my nails,too?
They are gonna kick us off here for talking shit,not about the "topic".so I'll call you or email you in a little while♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
i reallt can't stand looking at this ti dude !!! dude!!!
hey how do u do the little heart thing ?
mi chola do u like aerosmith the band ?
They should have DELTA burke on this show!!!
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BOO!
uh old man i got ur old man!!!
yea baby i what you looking good from head to toe
Submitted by twitle d on October 20, 2008 - 8:23pm.
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Are you out?
Come on,Old Man...get with it!
kidding.you know I ♥ you!
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 8:21pm.
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Me,Benji,you and LoLo...FOURSOME!!!!!!!!!!!
I get Benji first!
You get sloppy seconds
LoL
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
i really suck on this i'm sorry babe
MrsK, then I am even more glad that I "got" it!!!!
I LOVE YOU lady!
heehee
gotta go now!
byeeeeeeeeeeee all
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"I like that you have feelings."
— Paris, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
Submitted by Leona on October 20, 2008 - 8:15pm.
I won't pretend to speak for Joe, but to party with me you've got to catch me on one of my rare at-home nights (try Monday through Sunday), get past my muddy, too-happy dog, and BYOB. Oh, and bring drinking snacks, too--I'm all out.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 20, 2008 - 8:20pm.
YES!!!
Jennifer Jason Leigh
MUAH
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Papi...I have to get the #.Can you pay for my nails,too??
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Submitted by Triscuit on October 20, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Honestly...how did this BenjiLOONIEness start?
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two words
Lo
Lo
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 8:16pm.
was that a reference to "Short Cuts", my fav Robert Altman movie ever?
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"I like that you have feelings."
— Paris, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 8:16pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Honestly...how did this BenjiLOONIEness start?
I blame it on tourettes.
and Benji.
And CUM FART COCKTAIL 5.
and MK..(?)hahaaahahhahahaha
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
whatzup mi chola
did you get the number for the pedicure
Triscuit
Benji likes to cum and fart at the same time.
What he really loves is to do is wrap a rubber band around his schlong and then SNAP it.
OUCH!
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
i got to get use to this mi cholaM
Submitted by Joe Schmoe: "slitha outta here"
You and Sheeps effin rock. I need to party wit you.
(Unless you're turned off by the whole VillPeep thing...)
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
joe, I don't watch this shit either. I like myself too much.
yes, the dancer looks quite light in the loafers....
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"I like that you have feelings."
— Paris, Paris Hilton's My New BFF
aiiright i guess the jokes on me !
Submitted by twitle d on October 20, 2008 - 8:12pm.
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I answered you,Papi.look below
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 20, 2008 - 8:09pm.
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Benji Madden loves me!
You got the nice tittays,though!
Let's watch CUM FARTS 5!!
Hoot!
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
I don't know who that guy is she's dancing with (sorry, don't watch it) but he looks slightly poncey to me.
(Noun: ponce - a man who is effeminate in his manner and fussy in the way he dresses; pronounced" poonse or poonsey. Also a *fancyman*)
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mi amore , que pasa ?
@snakefeet: Nice to meet you, Brooke. Nice user name.
I might be a bag, but I'm a new one, sister.
@fellow D-Listed Ho's: check it.
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@Joe schmoe: this ain't the booze talkin'...
*slurps purple drank*
My first concert was the Village People. I went with my dad.
*crawls under rock to hide and cringe*
"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K
Submitted by twitle d on October 20, 2008 - 8:08pm.
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It is a joke us DListed skanks got going on...♥
How are you tonight BabyBoy?Miss ya!
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
I am so pathetic, I am watching DWTS right now. Have to pass the time until Gossip Girl!