Monday, October 20th 2008
An Officer And A Gentlegay
Today in Los Angeles, John Travolta wiped Tommy Girl's saliva from his hungry hole, glued a shaved beaver's ass on his head, put on his big boy pilot costume and headed over to LAX to celebrate the inaugural flight of Qantus airlines brand new Airbus A38.
Don't worry, Johnny didn't fly that plane. He was just there to look like big queen and ass queef over the new plane.
Here's more of the seventh member of the Village People, the dead creature on his head and Olivia Newton-John in Los Angeles today.
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What? You mean to tell me that Scientology doesn't cure baldness, or vanity?
Bollocks.
Why does he keep wearing that lace front? We have all seen his pictures without it. Accept going bald Johnny boy. What Scientology can't save your hair? WHAT?!
lol...poor john
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
This guy's inner gay is trying so hard to break free...Let it go Travolta....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Nice golf clap girl friend!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I can't believe nobody took him to one side ans said 'psst John, don't look now but a coconut filled bird has shat on your head- don't panic, we pass a car wash in ten minutes so we can sort it out'
Does he really think that looks like hair?
He used to be so good. It's a real shame what closeting and CO$ does to a person. His wife looks off her head. She must be against drugs for mental health problems as she wants them all herself.
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Think happy thoughts!
John Travolta can't scrimp up enough money from his heavy Scientology-donating schedule to run off to the House of Derriere and purchase some high(er) quality Beyonce lace-fronts?!
Shame!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I used to think he was so hot...back in the late 70's. Now, he gives me the heebie-jeebies.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
I liked Travolta years ago in Grease and Saturday Night Fever. It freaks me out that he is so old and boated now.
Not sure what is going on with his wife, but it looks like a scam to me.
Can someone please tell me what is going on, on his head? It looks like they applied astro turf to his head. and then dyed it a weird shade of brown.
weeellll...we all have our own shit now don't we?
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on October 21, 2008 - 4:40am.
I knew he was HOT when he was younger. I didn't know he was hung as well!
I wonder why he is such an asshole? Probably because he's in the closet.
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Wyle E Coyote
You just shovel cheese covered chips into your mouthhole.
Yeah, Qantas is hard to spell. I always wanna add a U somewhere. What does it mean?
Its an acronym. It stands for: Queensland and Northern Territory Airline Service.
Queensland and the Northern Territory are the two most northern states (okay state and territory). That's where the airline started.
Its a good airline. Reaaaally nice business class.
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Wyle E Coyote
You just shovel cheese covered chips into your mouthhole.
What a giant hypocrit! John Revolta thinks we should ALL DO OUR PART TO REDUCE CARBON EMISSIONS---BUT....He owns FIVE private jets---Clocking up at least 30,000 flying miles in the past 12 months means he has produced an estimated 800 tons of carbon emissions – nearly 100 times the average Briton's tally.
Travolta, a Scientologist, claimed the solution to global warming could be found in outer space.
HAHAHAHA
I was on the inaugural flight of this plane around Auckland before he was! We had an aborted landing and everything, only the Airbus was so quiet that it barely felt like one!
We once knew a sister who worked on the film staying alive with Miss T. She said that although Miss T was hot and apparently hung, she was the nastiest and most unpleasant fairy that she had ever meet in her life!
We will download those photos to look for Miss T's facelift scars.
I'm sure this has been said, but john travolta's face looks
very similiar to tara reid's butt
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Benji Madden can smell his CUM FART COCKTAIL anywhere.ppfffffttt.
fucking Benji.
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"You don't become a stripper after a lifetime of approval"...filthy cute
He and his wife both creep me out.They seem so stuck in their own fantasy that they are cool or relevant.Someone should tell him that The Hair Club for Men is a scam.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Must we continue to view his doughy face? Is he relevant to anyone besides Tommy Girl?
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Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster.
MK, 10/19/08
Even before I knew about the whole autistic-kid-neglect thing, I always wanted to punch him in that creepy mouth with too many tiny teeth. Grandpa was the same way.
I can't help it. Smug fat faces bug me.
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BOO!
Submitted by TITS on October 20, 2008 - 11:50pm.
The NZ accent doesn't seem as strong to me as the Oz accent. Maybe it's closer to British?? Maybe it was all that Crowded House I listened to in the 80s....
www.durexwarmuptour.ca
Post any any pics of Johnny Travs kissing his bf to that photo site and split the $1000 prize with him! ha
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 11:44pm.
If you say it with an aussie accent it sounds like quaint ass.
A lot of things sound funny when said with an Aussie accent.
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Then there is the Kiwis!
Ever ask a kiwi when dinner is being served? sex.
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BOO!
I do have to admit the 380 is a bad ass plane:
"The A380's upper deck extends along almost the entire length of the fuselage, and its width is equivalent to that of a widebody aircraft. This allows for a cabin with 50% more floor space than the next-largest airliner, the Boeing 747-400.[3] and provides seating for 525 people in standard three-class configuration[4][5] or up to 853 people in all economy class configuration.[6] The A380 is offered in passenger and freighter versions. The A380-800, the passenger model, is the largest passenger airliner in the world, but has a shorter fuselage than the Airbus A340-600 which is Airbus' next biggest passenger aeroplane. The A380-800F, the freighter model, is offered as one of the largest freight aircraft, with a listed payload capacity exceeded only by the Antonov An-225.[7] The A380-800 has a design range of 15,200 kilometres (8,200 nmi), sufficient to fly from Boston, Massachusetts to Hong Kong for example, and a cruising speed of Mach 0.85 (about 900 km/h or 560 mph at cruising altitude)"
DAMN! That is mondo bird! I think it's enough to give any pilot reason enough to pitch a tent!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Not only Travolta's crazy for this weave, but the color, this auburn color hair is even worse.
I wonder if Brad Pitt is wearing weave as well.
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
Submitted by TITS on October 20, 2008 - 11:36pm.
If you say it with an aussie accent it sounds like quaint ass.
A lot of things sound funny when said with an Aussie accent.
Submitted by Sheeps on October 20, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Submitted by Wyle E on October 20, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Yeah, Qantas is hard to spell. I always wanna add a U somewhere. What does it mean?
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If you say it with an aussie accent it sounds like quaint ass.
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Hi Jamesy!! xoxoxo
OFT: James Haven, I am only a Dr. in the Destructive Arts! But I try to use my powers for good (usually). I generally reserve my fire to cleanse the patchy overgrowth of the mind and to burn down the Trojan Whores of Hypocrisy. But fire is a tricky beast, not so easily contained. It breathes. It self replicates. It feeds greedily.
But as far as James Haven goes, I think the fit is still quite adequate and very well below the range of James Haven! That is, if James Haven wishes to partake of this style of entertainment for the unwashed masses. My only wish is that James Haven would remain silent about his Dlisted roots, so as not to alert the heathen element to our activities here.
ONT: John should reconsider the removal of the eyes from the pelt. It is extremely off putting and tends to make eating difficult!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Wyle E on October 20, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Yeah, Qantas is hard to spell. I always wanna add a U somewhere. What does it mean?
Submitted by letinstar on October 20, 2008 - 10:38pm.
what kind of wig is that? the spray on kind?
I don't know but his head looks kind of like a hairy coconut.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Is it just me or is John T getting fat in the face?
Good lord, all that money & he can't get decent hair??? SMH
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Sit yo ass down!
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on October 20, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Why thank you Dr.! If James Haven comes down with some kind of strange malady he will be sure to visit your office.
These celebs can't handle the truth from James Haven!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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what kind of wig is that? the spray on kind?
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
If your gonna wear a wig isn't it supposed to look like a natural colour?
He looks hideous!
As an Australian I find that Olivia Newton-John and Travolta's QANTAS afiliation both bore the living shit out of me.
Travolta should have just stopped at Saturday Night Fever.
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Wyle E Coyote
You just shovel cheese covered chips into your mouthhole.
Actually, the close up of his hair doesn't look that bad. I thought it was gonna be blatant wig, but it was either really well glued to his skull, or he actually has real hair.
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Heidy Klum Got Milk!
To my mind, John Travolta is the creepiest of the celebs. I know this is hard to believe, but I find him worse than Michael Jackson.
OFT: I think we should band together here at the D and start up a drive to make James Haven the new Heir Apparent presenter of the Worst Dressed list! Despite my internal wretch when it comes to fashion, I would throw on a pair of Depends and piss myself silly listening to his comments on the Red Carpet!
ONT: I wonder if Tommy the Cruiser called up his robo butt buddy John and told him he'd promise to wear his Nazi uniform when they play the Fuck 'em Suck 'em Robot game?
"Open the hanger! Here cums the airplane!"
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by DeeDee on October 20, 2008 - 9:50pm.
Hahha.
Also in pic #5 he could be contemplating...how many more shitty movies do I have to be in to afford my own airbus.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Hey Mani! Johnny is comtemplating your question in thumbnail #5 and decides YES! in #7. Heh.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Hi Dee Dee and all,
Travolta as the gay pilot?
Do you like locker rooms Johnny?
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On the economy: Have you ever felt like a member of the band on the Titanic?
Submitted by urmomma on October 20, 2008 - 9:11pm.
personally, I am not a fan of "swine", but it is a quote from Johnny/Vincent in pulp fiction.
( yep, I will feel silly if u already knew this....)
hugs y'all
xoxoxo
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You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't. : )
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"My fellow prisoners..." - John McCain
Submitted by James Haven on October 20, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 20, 2008 - 9:19pm.
@James Haven:
Yeah, but what did Benji Madden do?
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James Haven doesn't know what Benji Madden would do and he doesn't care! What grown man calls himself "Benji"?
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LOL! Now how did I know I'd get something like that for a response?
ONT: Olivia Newton John is the cutest memaw ever.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
@JAMES HAVEN:
Killin' me with that blow by blow of J.T. & O.N.J.(lmao) Probably not far from the truth.Back when the universe of stars was smaller...suburban chix used to hate/fantasize on O.N.J...swearing that they had it on authority that she was gayelle.
Submitted by Manimal5 on October 20, 2008 - 9:23pm.
I think Tommygirl did show up for this event, someone was seen jumping up and down saying,"Look boss...de plane..de plane".
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LMAO Mani!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on October 20, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Seeing this cult zombie in uniform reminds me of Michael Jackson during his Captain Eo phase and beyond -- when you know dude lost all sense of reality and really, truly believed putting on a uniform made him some kind of political heavyweight.
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PN are you familiar with the term 'taking the piss out of someone' (deflating an old mans erection due solely to piss). I've been told I do it, but I think you're the master!!!
kudos. your comments always have a tasty zing!
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Queen Travolta owns and flies a coupla' airliners.A 707 & I think a 747.Has a house in a Central Fla.fly-in community attached to a runway.That captains' suit is still a little OTT.All things considered Olivia looks good.I think she was the first White chick I ever admitted to having a crush on.Buried deep in the recesses of my I-pod...only to played when I'm alone...only on a long desert drive...is this gem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puO7L5NoDCQ
BTW MK- The plane they went to see was the A-380.
You missed an "0".Unusual for you.;->
whatever became of olivias daughter? the one with the huge fuck off lips?
and speaking of deformaties - what are those odd lines on jt's hairline below his temple? what the fuck kind of hair is that? not a weave is it?
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