Tuesday, October 21st 2008

El Pollo Loco Delivers?!

You learn something new every fucking day. I grew up in California and never knew that El Pollo Loco delivered their deliciousness to waiting mouths. If I only knew.

The sneaky troll known as Mary Kate Olsen was headed back to her post at the bridge when her dumb bitch friend accidentally backed into the car of a gorgeous El Pollo Loco delivery lady. If any Tacos al Carbon or Pollo Bowls were injured in the accident, the cops need to throw the evil troll and her accomplice into the slammer. Just because that sneaky troll only eats children's hair and squirrel nails, doesn't mean she has to sabotage all of us from trying to get some Mexican goodness. I know what she was trying to do.

And again, El Pollo Loco delivers?!!! Do you they deliver to NYC? If so, they need to send that glamorous delivery lady. Love her. She should have slapped that troll in the teeth for fucking with her.

Posted by: Michael K


jalynne's picture

She reminds me of Blade from Puppet Master.

patty cake's picture

nothing and I mean nothing tops Zankou chicken

xoxox

The war isn't working.

patty cake's picture

they dont call it crazy chicken for nothin!!!!

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Leona's picture

I gotcher pollo loco right here, MK.

"Attention should be [her] third husband. That marriage would last forever."--Michael K

chica robotica's picture

I love El Pollo Loco. I actually missed it when I wasn't living in CA. That and Wahoos and Pei Wei Diner. LOL

they don't deliver, sorry MK...The lady was probably just on her way into or home from work...

Whoa. Pollo Loco lady gives awesome stink eye.
haha

Clarisse's picture

El B.,
"It does deliver! Just not to you!!"

I absolutely lub you fool!!

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octcmt1's picture

She's a beautiful woman. She' so gorgeous . I love her. I saw her profile with photos at [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] . I also found her blog there. May be she met some mature babies there.

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on October 21, 2008 - 1:06pm.

My local El Pollo Loco doesn't deliver and I live in California! What the fuck!?

It does deliver! Just not to you!!

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

My local El Pollo Loco doesn't deliver and I live in California! What the fuck!?
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Bda's picture

The delivery lady looks PISSED! She is looking at her like BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!

miso-horny's picture

I think she is morphing into Micheal Jackson. And the driver looks like she is about to beat down a bitch.

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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!

2Di4's picture

Looks like Super Mario.

Janet Planet's picture

she looks like meg ryan - to bad she's not 45 or something like meg ryan.

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Submitted by miso-horny on October 21, 2008 - 12:18pm.

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I suppose it was when I first saw their mongoloid little monkey faces on the crapfest that was Full House. I remember thinking that there were probably a ton of better-looking, more personable children they could have used besides those two little trolls.

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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

LEAVE THE OLSEN TROLLS ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE.

I don't know why, but everything about those little girls turns me on.
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miso-horny's picture

Question:

I know I have my reasons not to like the Olsen trolls.For any of you guys, when did the hate begin for you?

Discuss

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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!

Euphoria's picture

Mmmmm...hash browns made with real potatoes and real hash...mmmmm.

Euphoria's picture

Future Grey Gardens shit is what you're looking at. Trust. She will be living in a delapidated old mansion in the Hamptons with 165 cats in the house and two families of raccoons in the attic.

oklahoma's picture

@LoLo.. And she kind of looks like my Aunt Alice who always lived in my Grandmas back room, and smoked cigarettes and drank cola all day long! But really no comparison.. Heidi Fleiss is sooo much hotter tho!! *sets up appt.*

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Hysteria's picture

Poor, dusty little troll . . .life is so tiresome.

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to sheeps...

she also briefly glanced at a chip.

LoLo's picture

Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 10:32am.

I am fascinated with her platic surgery to say the least..... and i like sluts!
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oklahoma's picture

LoLo.. my dear, Loves the new AV.. Everytime a movie comes on about her,, th H-Wood Madame, I must watch it,, Only if its not on like CBS or some shit.. I want to see the gooooods!! *does Mr Burns Excellent*

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Stock Broker's picture

I got a craving for a corn dog with xtra mustard...and some hashbrowns.

LoLo's picture

HA HA Yall said hash!

ha ha ha ha ha ha

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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snowpiece's picture

have you guys tried those Dunkin Donuts Hash Brown thingees? mmmmm! LOL

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missy's picture

I would love some fucking hash browns right about now.

some hash would be pretty nice too!

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Clarisse's picture

TITS!
Ahhhh! I see your point. I can not pass up a potato though. I don't care what you do to it. Fry it, mash it, bake it....

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missy's picture

TITS - hahahahaha! _____________________________________________

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Submitted by Stock Broker on October 21, 2008 - 10:08am.

there was a drive through liquor store in Ann Arbor, MI when I lived there :)

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TITS's picture

Clarisse - I once had a dog that wouldn't eat macdonalds food. A dog!. A dog that would eat his own shit!

That's when I stopped eating at macdonalds.

He wouldn't even eat the french fries, let alone the hamburger patty. Refused it more than once.

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BOO!

Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 10:15am.
TITS,
"I'd sooner see the anal prolapse pic again."

Wha? You don't like hash browns?
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Guess she prefers chocolate starfish for breakfast.

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Clarisse's picture

TITS,
"I'd sooner see the anal prolapse pic again."

Wha? You don't like hash browns?

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TITS's picture

StockB - New Orleans has drive thru Daiquiri joints.

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BOO!

LoLo's picture

Submitted by kdracofan on October 21, 2008 - 10:04am.

LMFAO!!!!!

That was beautiful!
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TITS's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 10:03am.

Snowy!
McDonalds delivers in NYC!?!?!

You mean, if i were in NYC, i could RIGHT NOW be enjoying a FOUNTAIN Diet Coke, a biscuit with grape jelly and a HASH BROWN?!?!?!?

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I'd sooner see the anal prolapse pic again.

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BOO!

Stock Broker's picture

I remember spring break at South Padre Island that they had drive-thru liquor stores.

Bondagebarbie's picture

The delivery hottie looks like she wants to pound those snotty bitches to the ground.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

missy's picture

snow - TALK ABOUT IT WOMAN!_____________________________________________

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snowpiece's picture

the best delivery is weed delivery tho
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 10:01am.
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It's all good, but ask me again later. :0)

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kdracofan's picture

Lolo: For you!

LOS LOCOS KICK YOUR ASS,
LOS LOCOS KICK YOUR FACE,
LOS LOCOS KICK YOUR BALLS INTO OUTER SPAAAAAAAACE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rxlidAR3Fw

Clarisse's picture

Snowy!
McDonalds delivers in NYC!?!?!

You mean, if i were in NYC, i could RIGHT NOW be enjoying a FOUNTAIN Diet Coke, a biscuit with grape jelly and a HASH BROWN?!?!?!?

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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?

missy's picture

they deliver beer in south boston.

now THAT is a good idea!

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Submitted by islandgirl on October 21, 2008 - 9:57am.

Hey you! You feel good? Ready to feel better?

snowpiece's picture

McDonalds delivers in NYC, so there! LOL ****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 9:41am.

MKO had a spoonful of salsa and an unsweetened iced tea.
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And immediately after, she stuck her fingers down her gullet.

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LoLo's picture

Submitted by kdracofan on October 21, 2008 - 9:52am.
Los pollos kick your butt
Los pollos kick your face...

Wait no, that's los locos.
Never mind.

HA HA HA noooo dont stop that song was starting to sound good!
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