Tuesday, October 21st 2008

What A Handsome Gay Couple.....

Methinks this was Tommy Girl's plan from the beginning. Trap some naive girl, get her to sign a few paper and slowly begin the transformation from girl next door to the doppleganger power top of his dreams. In a few months, she'll have a 12-inch dick and giant Chiclet teeth. You'll know the cloning is complete when you hear her use the word "glib" at least once in a sentence.

Here's mini-Tommy and full-size Tommy leaving a Hermes party in NYC last night.

Posted by: Michael K


kiwikim's picture

Katie's ass and hips have gotten so big and those pants aren't helping. And the haircut is f'en horrible.

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shellylove's picture

Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on fitness men personals site^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^l yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?

patty cake's picture

OMG that is a super creepy shot...they have the same tailor now...ewwww

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You know, if Suri was there she'd probably be prancing around in a bathing suit since it appears chilly from the way they're dressed...

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Ok, that pic is beyond disturbing; I thought it was 2 dudes as well...

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I hope he's not trying to do some lovecraftian "thing on the doorstep". I know it's not possible and so do you. does tom?

katie is probably forced to consult lron's instructions any time she has any sort of question. so no. katie can't think for herself any more.

I know she chose this but I doubt she had any idea what would really happen. poor girl.

tom is a clear (perfect). katie is very likely not a clear. anything happens the clear is never at fault. maybe her transformation into tom is a crazy way to make her attain his level?

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The hell is wrong with you people?!?!

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Submitted by just sayin on October 21, 2008 - 6:16pm.
You should see the view from the front. Her pants are so tight in the crotch it looks like she has two balls.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=10&evt=tomka...
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Looks like the Stepford Hag is showing off her beef curtains, to prove she's allegedly still a woman.

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 -

Stalking is the purest form of flattery eh!
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Homegirl has been stalking me for weeks, so as a "polite" person, I'm returning the favour!

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 6:18pm.

Sandbitch!!
You crazy CO$ hwore!

Stalking is the purest form of flattery eh!

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I have the time to spell check dumb posters because I don't pay no tax AND I own my trailer home.

On topic, that suit Katie is wearing - was it made by Tom's tailor? The buttons are on the wrong side for a woman. Tom never looked this stupid and short when he was with Nicole. I loves it.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 - 6:17pm.

*runs away crying*
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Dont cry, Scientobitch, you will get very tasty cold porridge and some rotten salad leaves for your meal at the Sea Org. Yummy!

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angel_i
Brainwashing and but sechs!!!! *Gasp*

Trouble maker!

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Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 6:18pm.

Sandbitch!!
You crazy CO$ hwore!
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She causin' trouble up in here again with her "technology" this and her "testing clear" that? Yeesh! We just can NOT keep that girlie from her brainwashing!

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Sandbitch!!
You crazy CO$ hwore!

Stalking is the purest form of flattery eh!

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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?

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Submitted by Little miss on October 21, 2008 - 6:

Nothing suggest more that Scientology is a trailer trash cult, like such phrases, honey.

*runs away crying*

actully = actually

SPELL CHECK BITCH

You should see the view from the front. Her pants are so tight in the crotch it looks like she has two balls.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=10&evt=tomka...

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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 - 6:05pm.

Go suck two dicks.
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Nothing suggest more that Scientology is a trailer trash cult, like such phrases, honey.

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The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better performance.

My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate. So I got 2 boyfriends.

Little miss's picture

Katie signed a contract with CO$ to do everything possible to keep the marriage look real. She was actully pursued by Scifags suggesting that she cuts her hair in order to look more like Tom, because in some people's sick minds that shows much love and affection.

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The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better performance.

My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate. So I got 2 boyfriends.

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Submitted by Little miss on October 21, 2008 - 6:03pm.

My boyfriend told me to be more affectionate. So I got 2 boyfriends.

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Go suck two dicks.

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what? i can't tell which is which from the back...which means tommy has hips like a woman...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 -

Spellcheck. Do you have something against the use of the letter "i" ??

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Sandbitch, have you really got nothing else to do in your miserable Sciento life, but come here and play the spellchecking police?

Too much Hubbard, huh? Not one relevant post so far. Blekch.

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I love it! They definately look like a happy gay couple. Hilareous!

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Spellcheck. Do you have something against the use of the letter "i" ??

Definitely
Hilariously

banjjo's picture

I love it! They definately look like a happy gay couple. Hilareous!

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LOL!! Tom must really love himself. They say self love is the best kind of love.

Mustang Sally's picture

Poor Suri - with these two as parents she doesn't have a chance in hell of growing up to be anywhere in the vicinity of normal.

Oh, wait - Scieno, actually a robot ... never mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70

karikar> So did you post just to bash Obama voters or what? Registered for 39 min. Interesting.
Btw, last time I checked, gay marriage wasn't legal in most states (unfortunately).

karikar's picture

!!!!!

Wow! What a butch couple! They must be happy gay marriage is legal. I mean they look like they fell out of the show the L Word. Katie has been as brainwashed as Obama's voters!! Tom never told Katie what kind of change he wanted her to go through?!?!

jd.xy's picture

Holy suited lesbians batman!

What the heck has that freakazoid done to little Katie???? Her eyes are vacant, she dresses worse than the homeless transvestite down the street and she is starting to look like, ugh, Tom! Good grief won't someone please step in and stop this scientology madness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know that tommy girl takes it up the arrrrssse from katy--serious, its a full on scientology ritual. L ron told his followers "and thy rectum shall be punished by a posh-spice wannabe (but far-from it...) speudo-homo, a-sexual suri bearer...and thy sphincter shall be chiseled clean by her john holmes imitation dildo strap on, pounded so that any trace of psychological residue from previous incarnations are sucked out with the throbbing french-tickeled surface of the phallus...this "female" shall continue to proceed for the next fortnight doing the same until mr. travolta has finger-dipped with a white glove and sent the said speciman to special scientology laboratories to be analized..it shall then be cleansed with a dip in kabbala water, and served for breakfast, eaten with uncooked herring."

Green Is Good's picture

Which one is a man in the main photo? Or are they both gayelles? Or are they both guys? Gender confusion! Gay panic!

stake_spike's picture

What kind of woman goes around thinking 'I would be so much hotter if I looked exactly like my husband' or is she so f-ckng stupid that she doesn't realize they look like TWINS! Not the brightest crayon in the box is she?

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tom is so grosssssssssssss and katie needs to date a hot young guy, not some washed up old hollywood guy.

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She looks tired

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Tom is so out of it that he prob. realized that gayelles are all the rage and he's trying to get some of the edgy publicity by dressing him and his bot like them. Seriously, he is such a dork that I bet he thinks this.

Also, can't STAND the way he drags her around, it's like he had some hypnotic programming that works through touch and pressure. And where did the life in her eyes go? He's got her under his control-even John Lithgow on the View said Tommy is always around and has been to more performances that the director-creeeeepy all of it!!!

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That is hilar they actually do look like a male gay couple from the rear view. Well married people do tend to look alike as they grow old together, isn't that true? I didn't know it happened this early though? Katie is still so young and cute, love her hair. I'm 5'11" and I never wore heels when I dated shorter men, felt very uncomfortable but doesn't seem to bother them. I still think it looks weird for her to be hovering over him but to each his own. It seems as though they like it like that. Nic Kidman said in many interviews she always felt uncomfy wearing heels with Tom so she rarely did. I guess since she didn't want to cut her hair off and wear Tom's suits he dumped her. Oh well. Now she's with Keith and Sunday and seems fairly happy. I don't know because she can't smile very well.

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Warren G and Nate D regulate...

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In reference to Sunglasses at Night (someone should write a song about that, paging Corey Hart),
To quote Duckie 'When You're Cool the Sun Always Shines'.

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The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported he has a profile on a site " [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] " I believe it's totally a rumor ,but recenty his dating photos always appear there , who knows the truth?

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Dude, your wife is more man than you will ever be.

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Some kids want siblings. As an adult, T.G. wants a siamese twin so he made one. There they are, dressed alike and suctioned together again.

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@ BondageBarbie:

Only person I know with a good reason for sunglasses at night has some kind of eye problem and glaring light is an issue; I think he's albinoid/albino but never gathered the girly balls to ask him.

on T: These 2 would make a great couple Halloween costume, if one is willing to man-cut the hair or if one's hair is already that short. Then ask a random friend with nothing to do on Halloween if he/she can dress up as Xenu and follow them around exorcising thetans for treats :)

...OK, too much rambling, sloooowly backing away from keyboard.

Bda's picture

They are so FUCKING WEIRD! That poor robot baby Suri will be fucked up.

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Submitted by Jaded - the original on October 21, 2008 - 10:39am.

I am really tiring of this simpering, little bitch.
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Which one?

...couldn't resisit ;D

I think he bought her at FemBots R Us because WOW. Has she had an original thought/outfit/existence since she met TommyGirl? The only thing good to come of this is Suri & I'm sure they screw her up right quick.

Her tight, smug smile creeps the hell out of me.
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on October 21, 2008 - 12:15pm.
From behind it really does look like two dudes and I hate people who wear sunglasses at night,yuck...

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oh fu-UCK 0_o

Thought it was a naturally grown dick carrier for true...

Bondagebarbie's picture

From behind it really does look like two dudes and I hate people who wear sunglasses at night,yuck...

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Katie, come back to me. Bring back that Dawson's Creek era sultriness you once had. You're starting to look like Catherine Zeta Jones (who is NOT HOT IMO. Try to find an ass on that woman, I dare you).

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Submitted by Better Off Dead on October 21, 2008 - 11:58am.

Tyra could teach her a thing or two about smiling with her eyes

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These are the most troubling Tom/Katie photos I've seen yet. Has she even turned 30? Her hands are way too veiny, her skin is pale and her eyes are so sad. There is not a hint of romantic affection between them in any photo I have seen during the past couple of years. Certainly, they have every right to conduct whatever type of relationship they want, romantic or not, but she does not look happy or healthy, and this unnatural transformation she has gone through gives me the creeps. I wish that, just once, they would be photographed in public while he is *not touching her*. I always get the impression that his hand on her arm/back/shoulder/waist is more of a controlling gesture than a supportive one. I never cared about Katie Holmes before, but I feel real pity for her now. What an isolated world they must live in.