Like "The Hills" But With An Extra Shot Of Boring
While watching "The Hills" last night, I could feel my two working brain cells slowly melting inside my skull. That show is like watching a raggedy pigeon eating a rotten hamburger patty on the street. It's gross, painful and a little boring, but I still can't look away. I can only imagine what 20-something minutes of Whitney Port is going to be like.
Above is the trailer for Whitney's new bore fiesta "The City." This shit should have been called "Hey, How Was your Weekend?" or "The Art of Pushing a Rack of Clothes." The show follows Whitney as she sleep walks through NYC with her mouth open. That said, I'll probably put my twin brain cells through more torture by watching this boiled cucumber show.
And just for the record, there's only one real "The City" and that shit starred Morgan Fairchild. Clip below:
http://www.amuso.com/gameshows/lifestyle/The-Hills?ref=i/cl
go and vote for your fav Hills member!
do u think whitney is that boring? she isn't the last one on this survey of who is the best Hills member or actor should that be! lol
http://www.amuso.com/gameshows/lifestyle/The-Hills?ref=i/cl
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
I'm annoyed that I know who she is. What happened to celebrities that actually did something?
Wow. I know what you mean, MK. I felt my brain cells committing seppuku as I watched that video. MTV and VH1 reality shows are about as real as Pamela Anderson's breasts. I've almost forgotten that MTV used to play music, once upon a time.
I only ever got into the Hills because of Whitney. Shes very.... fuckable. To say the least. I'll be watching.
I know this is racist but white people are painfully boring. There's no way I'd want to watch this snooze fest.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on October 21, 2008 - 5:18pm.
"Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Those are not portrayals. These characteristics are just about the only thing that's real about all these reality shows."
I guess there's no hope for my future. I'm 25 and am not depressed, not whiny about guys nor my career and I don't fake my way through life. I just wish MTV would make shit more accurate for my sake and my sanity.
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Yeah, I lost hope a long time ago...
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
This is just The Hills meets Sex and the City. I'm so fucking bored and braces for a sea of high maintenance tuna to flood Manhattan right now.
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"Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Those are not portrayals. These characteristics are just about the only thing that's real about all these reality shows."
I guess there's no hope for my future. I'm 25 and am not depressed, not whiny about guys nor my career and I don't fake my way through life. I just wish MTV would make shit more accurate for my sake and my sanity.
Side note, did anyone see Whitney's guest spot on this past Sunday's episode of "Entourage." She can't act her way out of a paper bag.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Oh boy, I'm going to make a poor man's frap out of Sanka, Nestle Quik with milk and Reddi Wip and sit down and watch this little gem! Oh, and maybe some Cheetos for dessert.
I swear, the things I pick up from Michael K. :P
ETA: Actually, make that Taster's Choice. Do they still have that goofy guy on the jar sniffing his coffee?
i was high last night and i watched "the hills according to me" on mtv, and it was like eating candy raindrops. i especially like the clips they show of the hills in japanese... so fucking funny...and it makes you realize even more how daft these bitches are and how worthless they make 20-something Americans look. And three-word vocabulary Whitney getting a show in the CITY? Is nothing sacred??
here is an AMAZING clip of the show from last night (making fun of one of lc and whitny's deep conversations):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpDcIyjEW6M
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
Now you realize some chick on "the city" will get a show in a few years.
HI SIENNA!! :)
Sooooooooooo who is the one old ugly lady in the show? randomness!
anybotty?
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
*pisses self*
OMFG HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
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BACK TO SCHOOL ROCKS, JUST LIKE SUMMER SCHOOL THOSE OLD ASS MOVIES RULE...KINISON HAD IT RIGHT ABOUT THOSE WHO LIVE IN THE DESERT.."IT'S A FUCKING DESERT, IT'S ALL FUCKING SAND NOTHING WILL GROW...AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
MRS KRAVITZ......I LIKE THE RAYS TO WIN
I love Back to School too guys!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 21, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 21, 2008 - 1:17pm.
35 cats in your kitchen is not that interesting. AND will you take a bath, damn! :o)
--Um have you ever met a Crazy Cat lady that wasnt Interesting??? Didnt fucking think so ...im a fucking riot =)
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Yeah, but do you throw cats at people while blabbing and spitting nonsensical phrases like the crazy cat lady on The Simpsons? That would be so fucking cool!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 21, 2008 - 1:17pm.
35 cats in your kitchen is not that interesting. AND will you take a bath, damn! :o)
--Um have you ever met a Crazy Cat lady that wasnt Interesting??? Didnt fucking think so ...im a fucking riot =)
LoLo
TOTAL RANDOMNESS!!! It was in the Hohan thread!! You two share the same wave!!!!!
Benji Madden approved!
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
OMG Clariiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssseeeeeeee
where is Jethro talking about BAck to School?
OMG OMG he done hacked into my brain OMG OMG get out of there i aint got no more room in me noggin!
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We are turning into a cult of cap lock and exclamation pointers. Might as well bring back the brangyloon.
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Would any ladies care for some Spiced Wine? It is home made.
ShiningKnight on October 1
Jeffro11,
Is it kinda weird that they are talkin Back To School in this thread when you are talkin Back To School in a totally different thread?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bemtqj2uhJ0
Somebody pass that bong this way!
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
I GUESS IT DOES JUST FEEL GOOD TO YELL AT BITCHES SOME TIMES!!!!!!
LMFAO!
AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I so crushed on Rodneys son in this movie ;)
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omg, Back to School fucking ROCKS!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 2:05pm.
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Ahh, Sam Kinison. More "Back to School" memories. *sigh*
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
JIM YOU MOTHER FUCKER HOW ARE YOU TODAY???
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH SAM KINISON?
ARE YOU????
ARE YOU JIM?????
AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
WATCH THIS FUCKING CLIP!!!!!
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS YOUR FUCKING MOTHER AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfi4s8cjLFI
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Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by jim on October 21, 2008 - 1:52pm.
YEAH! WHAT JIM SAID!! MOTHAFUCKAH!
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YEAH! A DOUBLE-ORDER OF WHAT jim AND missy SAID!
TWO SNAPS AND A WOOT WOOT!
Wow, because the bitchy New York socialites are totally going to take Olivia Palermo seriously after she appears on an MTV show with crazy eye Port...
Submitted by jim on October 21, 2008 - 1:52pm.
YEAH! WHAT JIM SAID!! MOTHAFUCKAH!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by jim on October 21, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Phillies or Tampa Bay?
Bookie won't take any bets after midnight tonight.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 1:34pm.
You are my Guiding Light.
As the world turns, you are bold and beautiful.
we only have one life to live, so like the sand through the hour glass, so are the days of our lives so short. All my children, gather round.
Ryans hope is that my passions will lead my to filming of this sheet, and pund this ho in the head with my tiny shoe!
*I listed all the soap operas of past and present that i think are better than the hills*
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LMAO horz!
Edit to add: Farrah should be receiving a paycheck for writing the Hills script. hahahaha
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
jim, I always look forward to your daily rants. ☺
DON'T FUCKING WATCH OR WRITE ABOUT THIS SHIT OR THESE FUCKING NO-TALENTS WHO ARE ON THIS SHOW AND MAYBE THEY WILL ALL FUCKING GO AWAY OR WORSE BE FORCED TO GET A REAL JOB LIKE THE REST OF US..I FUCKING HATE THIS FAKE ASS SHIT!!
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Then I went over to change it and WATCHED it, and I was like "boobs.. fashion... ocean.. boobs... nice car... boobs... sweet handbag.. boobs
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i think you're forgetting the most important part of the show:
LC: *sigh*
Whitney: *yawn* what?
LC: (insert name) texted me *deeper sigh*
Whitney: well, like, you know, what are you gonna do?*yawn* (moves racks of clothes)
LC:*sigh* *sigh* *sigh* i don't know, you know? *sigh* cause, last time, it was like, you know?
Whitney: yeah *yawn*
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Whoa nelly, that's like a wall of words.
SoR-RaY JiM-MaY!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Ok, so Mrs. K started me thinking today which I hadn't really planned on doing but now I'm doing it. UGH>
Anywhore, there used to be this show on TV, shipped form Italy to our "ethnic" station, called Domenica IN. (Hangin' out on Sunday or whatever if you tranlsate it). It occurred to me pretty early on that the only people you saw on this show - on stage and in the audience - we old men and teenage girls. It was a lot more sexual than TV is (was) usually - but in a flirty safe kinda way; boundaries and chaperons safe. Seriously, there was only ever one or two full grown women on that show. And all the girls wore their school uniforms unless they were doing something special. And it was like a talent show/game show/variety show all wrapped up in one.
Anyslut, as I've gotten older - based on that and other examples - it occurs to me that there is a sexual silliness that goes on between old men and teenage girls that the rest of us are never gonna get. Its the weird way teenage girls like to buy all those plastic accessories and cover themselves in them and flirt around tryna act like grown women. Like those MySpace pictures. And then those old men think its so hot! WTF? Most thirty year old men just roll their eyes, you know? And we may have been teens once but it's like lots of childhood - you forget; it goes away. And, of course, we're raised with a LOT of societal pressure around those things...so, as a society we've gotten tricky...we gots the Britney Spearses and Miley Cyruses and Rihannas...
And these shows are just that. For teenage girls and old men. The rest of us gotta watch cool shows like "Secret Diary of a Call Girl":)
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Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 1:38pm.
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And you make simple soap operas sound like pure poetry!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 1:26pm.
where's Jimmy Bocca? He'd be all over this shit, LOL
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probably doing the usual boring stuff, whipping slaves, chopping off feetses..just your regular "Roots" kinda stuff.
Btw, i really hope Benji Madden shows up and fucking kill all these beeshes. PSL is NOT doing her deal of the Moshe's Angels, and Mrs K is too busy working on her Latke Party...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on October 21, 2008 - 1:38pm.
I just want to know why MTV has to portray all 20-year-olds as dimwitted, valley girl-talking bitches.
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Those are not portrayals. These characteristics are just about the only thing that's real about all these reality shows.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 1:34pm.
You are my Guiding Light.
As the world turns, you are bold and beautiful.
we only have one life to live, so like the sand through the hour glass, so are the days of our lives so short. All my children, gather round.
Ryans hope is that my passions will lead my to filming of this sheet, and pund this ho in the head with my tiny shoe!
*I listed all the soap operas of past and present that i think are better than the hills*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I just want to know why MTV has to portray all 20-year-olds as dimwitted, valley girl-talking bitches.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
no no no no nononono no no no just stop it with these obnoxious brain dead assholes walking around talking about nothing and making people feel all violent in their gullet. I feel like slapping somebody today now.
LoLo: everytime we go outside we should arm ourselves with eggs and rotton tomatoes, oh wait, that's my lunch, LOL ;P
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Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 1:32pm.
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But this could be just one more perfect opportunity for you to clock a bitch on the street in the face with a shoe recommended by Chupacabra Zoe!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 1:19pm.
the first time i put the hills on i was doing other stuff and not watching it, only listening. I was like, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? this is like eavesdropping on a teen phone chat session!! How could anyone pay attention to this mindless drivel?!?!?!"
Then I went over to change it and WATCHED it, and I was like "boobs.. fashion... ocean.. boobs... nice car... boobs... sweet handbag.. boobs..."
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LOL! That's what happened to me! Well, I was watching AND listening at the same time...sadly.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Oh great! You know iw was Juuuuuusst thinking that NYC needed some more stupid bitches walking real slow and saying dumb shit on the sidewalks here.
Please by all means film this at lunch time in mid-town! IT IS NOT CROWDED ENOUGH!
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WOW I'M PISSING MYSELF WITH EXCITEMENT!
Anyway, I can't wait for the Macy*s Thanksgiving day parade!
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Go Phillies!
Submitted by octcmt1 on October 21, 2008 - 1:24pm.
She is my favorite. Just saw her profile on wealthy 40 plus personals site [ ____ Seeking 40plus COM ____ ] last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon