Like "The Hills" But With An Extra Shot Of Boring
While watching "The Hills" last night, I could feel my two working brain cells slowly melting inside my skull. That show is like watching a raggedy pigeon eating a rotten hamburger patty on the street. It's gross, painful and a little boring, but I still can't look away. I can only imagine what 20-something minutes of Whitney Port is going to be like.
Above is the trailer for Whitney's new bore fiesta "The City." This shit should have been called "Hey, How Was your Weekend?" or "The Art of Pushing a Rack of Clothes." The show follows Whitney as she sleep walks through NYC with her mouth open. That said, I'll probably put my twin brain cells through more torture by watching this boiled cucumber show.
And just for the record, there's only one real "The City" and that shit starred Morgan Fairchild. Clip below:
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where's Jimmy Bocca? He'd be all over this shit, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
She is my favorite. Just saw her profile on wealthy 40 plus personals site [ ____ Seeking 40plus COM ____ ] last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 21, 2008 - 1:19pm.
I can name at least 400 other mindless activities that are more fun than these moronic shows.
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Watching paint dry, for one.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Who watches this shit? Honestly, Im embarassed for them.
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 1:19pm
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Thanks for the clarification Missy. I've only seen/heard snippets of it when my daughter is watching it and that was my assessment exactly.
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
LMAO@ElB!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 1:18pm.
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Splendid idea. Now that I would abandon Discovery & Animal Planet for.
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
the first time i put the hills on i was doing other stuff and not watching it, only listening. I was like, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? this is like eavesdropping on a teen phone chat session!! How could anyone pay attention to this mindless drivel?!?!?!"
Then I went over to change it and WATCHED it, and I was like "boobs.. fashion... ocean.. boobs... nice car... boobs... sweet handbag.. boobs..."
and I never turned it on again.
Point being, I like boobs. And fashion. Wait, huh?? Oh yeah, these shows are like some sick disease that invaded the teley-vision.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on October 21, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 21, 2008 - 1:02pm.
My life is like 100 times x million times more interesting than hers...where the fuck is my show?
35 cats in your kitchen is not that interesting. AND will you take a bath, damn! :o)
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LMFAO!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I can name at least 400 other mindless activities that are more fun than these moronic shows.
*adjusting nerd glasses and returning to Animal Planet*
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http://ca.video.yahoo.com/watch/3710199?fr=yvmtf
Submitted by Wendy718 on October 21, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Michael K deserves his own reality show.
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100% agreed.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 21, 2008 - 1:02pm.
My life is like 100 times x million times more interesting than hers...where the fuck is my show?
35 cats in your kitchen is not that interesting. AND will you take a bath, damn! :o)
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Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
"The City", that show was soo bad. I'm embarrassed to say that I was totally addicted to it and I saw every episode, I even recorded them so I wouldn't miss any of them. And I had a girl crush on the lawyer/prostitute redhead, ha ha!
Wow. Ok, I'm SO not sad I can't see that first one. But I tried to watch The Hills one day when I couldn't find anything else and it actually made me get up and mop the floors ( i hate mopping floors - they needed it).
As for the Morgan Fairchild. So what? Is NYC all about people bumping into each other with shit? 2. Nice knee-highs, Morgan and C. What the hell? There's hardly any dialogue as it is and they rip a quarter of it from a song???
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Michael K deserves his own reality show....I just watched this piece of shit on mute.....it sucked major donkey balls.
Maybe music would be good again if MTv stopped showing this bullshit. Style and gossiping about ppl who have no social relevance is more important. MTv lost whatever cred it had when it started showing "Real World".
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"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Maverick!"
I absolutely love how you constantly come up with the names of all of these obscure prime time soap operas! Brings me back, and yes I watched all of them too!! They don't make 'em like they used to!
Morgan Fairchild? Wow Michael K, you really out gay'd yourself with that one.
I just watched that. Firstly, I hate commercials. Secondly, somebody send these freaks back to LA, please. They're mucking up my birthtown.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I watch The Hills and get angry to the point of almost wanting to abuse my pets, but yes, I still watch!
I believe the name of the show is 'The Sh*tty'...just like MTV. Is anyone's life so boring that they watch MTV any more - except to see just how bad it really is? Is Kurt Loder still on that network or did they finally can his middle-aged ass?
the opening where they show the arial shot of the street and then you see the chick dashing across in between the cabs reminded me of Frogger.
Thats all I got out of that.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 21, 2008 - 1:02pm.
My life is like 100 times x million times more interesting than hers...where the fuck is my show?
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She is the biggest Lie Teller ever to lie tell in lie telling history.
LieTelleralina.
holy cow MK I remember this shit, the music gave me flashbacks and look they showed the WTC!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yay! More crap t.v. for everyone!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
My life is like 100 times x million times more interesting than hers...where the fuck is my show?
Patsy Ann McClenny is Morgan's birth name.
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ShiningKnight on October 1
That show is like watching a raggedy pigeon eating a rotten hamburger patty on the street. It's gross, painful and a little boring, but I still can't look away.
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AND it melted the HTML taggery on this post, too. Shit shows are toxic.
they gave Whitney her own show???? OMG this shit is too much. LMAO MK that's just how it will be.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Dont care one iota about these twatlets!
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We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]
"Like "The Hills" But With An Extra Shot Of Boring"
is that even possible?
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