Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
Lindsey Evans' brains obviously didn't win her the title of Miss Teen Louisiana USA. She proved that Saturday after she skipped out on paying her $46 bill from Posados Cafe in Bossier City, La. If you're going to dine and ditch, don't leave your fucking purse at the table. The 18-year-old dingbat's purse was found by the restaurant manager. When they went through it, they found her drivers license and a beautiful bag of weed! You know where this is going.
When Little Miss Dumb Fuck and her friends pulled into the restaurant parking lot to get her weed and purse back, the cops were taking the report from the managers. They instantly recognized Lindsey from her drivers license picture and put her in cuffs.
One of the girls with Lindsey told The Post that they were going to pay their bill. Lindsey already put her cash down and the three were going to pay with debit cards. She went on to say, "The service was so slow, we just said, 'screw it' and left." And now they're screwed!
She was booked with theft and weed possession. The skanks at the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organization said they don't know what to do with her yet.
Well, she might lose her crown, but she's a fucking shoo-in for the title of Miss High Times 2009.
I give Lindsey an 8.5 for her mug shot. I like the pageant smile, but a beauty queen should always wear their crown when getting their picture taken. That would have given her a perfect 10.
I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for fitness & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with strong guys?
Ugh and I gotta live here now. At least I am still a Gator at heart. Not that FL doesn't have it's share of stupid, but damn!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Some of y'all really think she's cute?
okay.
What an asswipe
ugh...yet another person giving my home state of Louisiana a great name
She may lose the Miss Teen Louisiana USA title, but she's a shoo-in for the Darwin award.
While legalized pot would produce a quick bump in drug, munchie, and black-light sales, it would be completely offset by people staying up all night watching TV, then being unable to go to work the next day.
Submitted by Big L on October 21, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Thanks for all the replies....
@Sandbitch- I should have mentioned that the pubic hair business is reserved for those on probation and parole by state probation officers. Companies cannot ask for pubic hair, but they can refuse employment to anyone who refuses a hair sample if they require a hair test for employment. I have a girlfriend on probation and I applied for a job years ago at a casino so I have experienced the hair folicle test.
Submitted by devilgirl on October 21, 2008 - 5:52pm.
@Sandbitch- Shaving doesn't work, they will then pluck eyebrow hairs, arm or even ask for pubic.
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Head hair grows about a half inch per month. Who the hell has the *authoritar* to ask for someone's pubic hair? She should tell em to get fucked. I'd rather spend time in jail than hand over mah publes.
@Sandbitch- Shaving doesn't work, they will then pluck eyebrow hairs, arm or even ask for pubic.
Submitted by Big L on October 21, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 - 5:42pm.
trust me, she mentioned it. Too late, she already submitted.
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I *think* THC is stored in the fatty tissues, hair?? not sure. But if she want to prove she hasn't had any for 5 months, there it is. Good luck to her - KUDOS.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 - 5:42pm.
trust me, she mentioned it. Too late, she already submitted.
@Big L- There are two types of haif folicle tests they do, and depending on how much a Co. is willing to spend, one goes back 90 days and the most expensive goes back 6mo. Generally most use 90 day tests, if they actually send them in at all.
Submitted by Big L on October 21, 2008 - 5:41pm.
Anyone know how long pot can be detected in your hair? My friend had to take a drug test today and they used hair. She's trippin', but hasn't used for 5 months, I keep telling her it'll be OK
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Maybe she should shave her head.
Anyone know how long pot can be detected in your hair? My friend had to take a drug test today and they used hair. She's trippin', but hasn't used for 5 months, I keep telling her it'll be OK.
ITYF pageant winners only wear the crown when they win it. Other times that can be photographed with it but not wearing it.
Also, meet Oweed Wilson's new girlfriend...
"receiving sexual favors from a vacuum"
Princesaja on October 21, 2008 - 5:07pm.
If they legalized weed for TWO WEEKS, our economy would be amazing.
- AMEN!
And infomercial viewing would sky rocket.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Benji Madden obviously made this one for you, Lindsay:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/125/demo31bm4.jpg
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Where does PP get her money? Seriously!
If they legalized weed for TWO WEEKS, our economy would be amazing.
The one time I ever dined and ditched, it was perfectly justified. Me and my friends were in Asheville, NC for the Smashing Pumpkins residency, and the only place that served food past 8pm seemingly was the always elegant Denny's. Not only was it the worst food I had ever tasted, it took over an hour to get to us. Then there was about 25 people in line, and after waiting ten minutes without it moving at all, we said fuck it and left. We were only waiting in line to tell them we weren't going to pay anyway. After three hours of listening to Billy Corgan whining and whingeing, it was enough already.
PS - That bitch is retarded. I keep weed in my purse AT ALL TIMES for the specific reason that there is ZERO chance I'll lose it knowing that!
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 21, 2008 - 4:54pm.
I personally believe that Louisiana Americans are unable to pay for their meals because, such as, they need cash, in the Iraq, and in the diner, so they will be able to build up our future, for themselves.
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ITA! That's why we're BFFs! It's totally, like, you know!
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They left the weed? Shameful, absolutely shameful. They are very baaaad pot heads. They should be black listed by every dealer from Lousiana to California. Poor weed, it's probably lonely and in some cop's locker, waiting until the end of the cop's shift to be sprung and smoked after hours.
I personally believe that Louisiana Americans are unable to pay for their meals because, such as, they need cash, in the Iraq, and in the diner, so they will be able to build up our future, for themselves.
how could anyone be dumb enough to forget their weed?
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Too much yellow in this pic. Jail photographer needs to photoshop that shiz. Meanwhile, it sounds like these blondes can't afford to be wasting precious brain cells - put down the beer bong, ladies.
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M.K. makes me question my lesbanian citizenship
Update:
We found out they had $20.00 worth of weed. Between all four girls. 3 got misdemeanors and Jordan James got a felony because she had Xanax on her,as well as the weed. I mean, really. The hits just keep on coming, on this one folks.
Jillianne
i sent ya one back lol
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
I hear RED LIGHT FILMS is looking for a new contract girl.Vivid would'nt bother going that skanky.
It's nice to know that Britney and her sissy aren't the only mental giants to come out of Louisiana. And remember kids: Sookie Stackhouse is a fictional character, so she doesn't count.
Modi I think i just sent you a message?
I have no clue what im doing on there !
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
modianos I was just wondering that too
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
Naked Chick I hope these girls have a sense of humor! LOL
Lindsay! Don't hate us! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Update: My boss just found out that they were going to call her to get them out of jail! She didn't get the call though, because she was in Houston and had her phone turned off! HAHAHAHAHA! Apparently, the quote was, "Cash's mom will get us out!" Cash's mom, my boss, has been laughing all afternoon. My day was pretty shitty earlier, but this has made everyone up here at work roll! Awesomeness in peoples failures! Oh, and I appreciate everyone's responses, I really just love reading comments and I check D-Listed everyday. But we had already read this in the paper this morning and then I came to check the site and there is Evans with her "I just got arrested and it's fun face." So, I had to share our adventures after we called Jenn-ay Martin. So, believe me, it was all for your entertainment D-listed Sluts!
Jillianne
what kind of restaurant employee skips on stealing a free bag of weed? lame asses... and i feel for this girl. i would be getting blazed all the time if i had to compete in a Louisiana beauty pageant
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LoLo that link doesnt work...try mine
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -Oklahoma
I wanna know who the dumb bitch was who found the weed and didn't just steal it before calling the cops on the tab ditcher?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
how in the hell is she a beauty queen. she looks just like me but way too blonde. take a good look chica, here's you at 31.
Naked Chick Rock On With Yo bad Self!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
It's like that episode of Silver Spoons where those skanky middle-class chicks talked Ricky and Freddy in to "Dining and Dashing." Ricky was dressed like Michael Jackson and he was eating spaghetti. They managed to skip out on the bill, but had to go back because Freddy left the case for his glasses on the table and it contained all his contact info. There was probably Pamprin and an inhaler in the case too, weed I doubt. "It's just plain wrong!"
Submitted by Naked Chick on October 21, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Locals making D-listed is priceless.
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HOOT!
dude...everyone DOES smoke weed. sweet
life is full of entrees. dont fill up on bread.
My bosses son used to date Jennifer Martin, who was arrested with Evans. We just called her to tell her that they made DBOTD on here! She was shocked. She's also the one that was quoted in The Post. She says she just got tired of waiting on them. ANd, it's true, that particular Pasados is KNOWN for having crappy service. I never go there. We told her to call Evans and let her know she's the DBOTD! So, keep the comments coming! LOL! This has made my day, really. Locals making D-listed is priceless.
Jill
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -LoLo
Modi Im working on it now!
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 2:38pm.
OMG she carries the headbands around in a Saks bag. Klassy
nope, you dont have to use a pic if you dont want. less than half of the people do. i have one on there but its sucks so bad i should take it off. i use a pic of my wuppy as my avie :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -LoLo