Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
Lindsey Evans' brains obviously didn't win her the title of Miss Teen Louisiana USA. She proved that Saturday after she skipped out on paying her $46 bill from Posados Cafe in Bossier City, La. If you're going to dine and ditch, don't leave your fucking purse at the table. The 18-year-old dingbat's purse was found by the restaurant manager. When they went through it, they found her drivers license and a beautiful bag of weed! You know where this is going.
When Little Miss Dumb Fuck and her friends pulled into the restaurant parking lot to get her weed and purse back, the cops were taking the report from the managers. They instantly recognized Lindsey from her drivers license picture and put her in cuffs.
One of the girls with Lindsey told The Post that they were going to pay their bill. Lindsey already put her cash down and the three were going to pay with debit cards. She went on to say, "The service was so slow, we just said, 'screw it' and left." And now they're screwed!
She was booked with theft and weed possession. The skanks at the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organization said they don't know what to do with her yet.
Well, she might lose her crown, but she's a fucking shoo-in for the title of Miss High Times 2009.
I give Lindsey an 8.5 for her mug shot. I like the pageant smile, but a beauty queen should always wear their crown when getting their picture taken. That would have given her a perfect 10.
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Why is she smiling so much? Dumbass.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
@Dool-HaHa! No doubt!
-DOOLminded-
haha I know right, devilgirl. I'd be more likely to leave my pants at a restaurant than my stash.
Submitted by Sandbitch on October 21, 2008 - 2:45pm.
How so, that no bitch has fessed up to straining the bong water, rinsing, drying, and smoking the dregs? We call it "poor mans" or "poories".
Got any? Nah, I'm down to smokin' "poories".
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Ah, yes...but I collect them from my glass pipe instead of a bong.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Modi Modi!!!!!!
I keep forgetting to do the myspace page cause im a dumb pot head slut!!!!!
Okie said that on your siggie! HA HA HA
Do i have to use my real picture and stuff?
I dont want to break your computer with my big mug o fug!!!!!!!
Wait i will do one now why im talking to you!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
If anything I think all of this proves she DESERVES the title of Miss Louisiana Teen. I mean, theres nothing else to do in most of louisiana!
"Benji is the gift that keeps on giving,
kinda like that herps he got from Paris"
-Better off Dead
@Dool- That's what I was thinking! I may forget it in my own house, but NEVER, NEVER, would I leave it behind like she did, that's tantamount to leaving your child or platoon buddy behind!
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on October 21, 2008 - 2:43pm.
How FUCKED is it that in 2008 America's biggest money maker is still illegal and our nation waste millions of dollars to enforce laws that will never make people stop smoking the weed.
Pot could jump start our economy if it was legalized.
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i think ive found another member for my norml app! lol
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No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side.. -LoLo
she could go back and NOT pay for more food.idiot. :P
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.chocolate news. wednesdays. comedy central.
How so, that no bitch has fessed up to straining the bong water, rinsing, drying, and smoking the dregs? We call it "poor mans" or "poories".
Got any? Nah, I'm down to smokin' "poories".
The good thing about poor mans is no one else wants any of yours. It's a personal thang.
-DOOLminded-
The $46.00 check was most likely less expensive than the weed she left there.
How FUCKED is it that in 2008 America's biggest money maker is still illegal and our nation waste millions of dollars to enforce laws that will never make people stop smoking the weed.
Pot could jump start our economy if it was legalized.
I think Missy just got herself a job as Miss High Times 2009, go on guuurl...
"If if doesnt have a working peen, then Kate's not leaving with it"- MK
LoLo!! how ya been hookage? whats the hold up on the myspace page? sheesh make sure you join my norml app before you bother filing out a profile lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Love is wonderful, but that alone cannot feed you or prevent malaria. -ImpertinentVixen
Lindsey: Benji Madden's gonna smoke your weed.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
LOOZER: LMAO just like it!
:)
oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Snow.. Arrrrreba.. !!! Yeeepeee, Yeeepaa!!
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speedy gonzalez...is that you!?
lmao
Kdracofan,
Funny stories indeed. Just like Cheech and Chong movies.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 2:35pm.
No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side..
DING DING DING! THIS needs to be a siggy!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Say something nice...
...she has perky breasteses? That's all I've got. Other than that, fail times.
Snow.. Arrrrreba.. !!! Yeeepeee, Yeeepaa!!
No, I have no idea what I'm saying, or spelling.. I think I totally just ordered Oatmeal w/ a picture of Fran Drescher on the side..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
DEE DEE i got kicked off the cheer leading squad in 9th grade for having a bad attitude and not wanting to jump off of a human pyramid cause i was too high.
Ballet was more my style anyway!
*ashes joint on old coach*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Call her Jessica Simpson Jr. And like her older namesake, it looks like she's got breast implants.
Whew. that was a close call!!! Thank you Miss Priss!!! I knew I could trust in you!!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Bitch .. this ain't your talent competition show.. stop smiling!
by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on October 21, 2008 - 2:25pm.
you guys are such pot-heads...lol
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We totally have enough here to make a lynch mob and get that dumb bitch with a Chupacabra approved shoe!
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lmao FOR REAL!
& LOOZER: I haven't touched it in 11 years :)
but you have to admit: these stories are funny
Okie: UNDELE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
LMFAO LoLo!
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
Modianos and MISS PRISSSSSS in the joint yall!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
holy shit, guys listen up.. Imma say something really original:: *clears throat*
What a dumb bitch!!
Okie
*Whispers*
I won't tell no one. Promise times
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
What a dumb bitch!!!
Snowy From the Block!! Wha? Mexican uno dos tres pot?? mmm.. I smells it from here!!! I'm totally curled up in that jeans now, just hoping to find a smidgett..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
i bet she would join my norml app...
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Love is wonderful, but that alone cannot feed you or prevent malaria. -ImpertinentVixen
Submitted by kdracofan on October 21, 2008 - 2:25pm.
you guys are such pot-heads...lol
Not all. I have never touched the stuff.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Lolo
*dies*
That was so fucking funny!!
"i forgot my stash*
hahahahahha
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Louisiana needs a new spokes-skank cuz Britney and this lovely 'tard are their worst exports!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
But, luckily, we're potheads. If she's got a joint - she's safe:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
MissPriss.. The worst! One time, I was dying for a pill.. *gulps at admitting this* And like, I couldn't get one NO WHERE! *breaths* Anyways.. I took one of my doggy pain pills.. *laughs* I swear, like 5 minutes later, someone walked thru the door w/ some for me.. WTF.. Like that would have not happened otherwise..
To me, I think its like washing your car to make it rain.. But don't tell anyone that story, ok?
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Shes all ready to do a cheer in her mug shot too.
With her hands on her hips like that (err thats what it looks like)
Here is her cheer.
Readyyyyyyyyyy? *perky head nod yes* OK!
My Name is Lyndsay Evens
Go Lyndsay Go Lyndsay
My head is in the Heavens
Go Lyndsay Go Lyndsay
And when we dine and dash
Go Lyndsay Go Lyndsay
I FORGOT MY FUCKING STASH
No Lyndsay NO LYNDSAY
The Po Po came to get me
Go Po Po Go Po Po
And they made me call my mommy
Call Your Mommy Call Your Mommy
She told me she was busy
She Busy She Busy
And now i do the jail house rock
SLAMMA TIME!!!!!
* Does a jump and touches toes. Spirit hands. Jazz Hands*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by kdracofan on October 21, 2008 - 2:25pm.
you guys are such pot-heads...lol
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We totally have enough here to make a lynch mob and get that dumb bitch with a Chupacabra approved shoe!
"SILLY HO! HOW DARE YOU LOSE YOUR STASH?! WE GONNA GETCHA!"
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
@Everyone- Yes, finding that weed was like Christmas, the lotto, Halloween and New Years all rolled into one great big freakin' holiday. I thought it might not be as good as it was, but it had retained every single bit of it's potency (great home grown) and made me the happiest I had been in a while. No, it didn't jump or lick me, but I sure did jump on it, lick it, hug it, cuddle it and then blissfully smoke it! I made sure to put it by my bedside before smoking, so as not to forget it again!
LOL I flew back from Mexico with a huge roach in my purse that I had no idea, it was in a front open pocket, woo hooo dumb ass times!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I like to Hoard it,,Say it.. Hoard! Hoard the weed.. "No dear, I have none" *stashes it in mouf like razor* that is Hoarding!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
you guys are such pot-heads...lol
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Okie
OMG!! LMAO
That's happened to me. My fiance and I were out of it, wanted a joint so we gathered all the little pieces we could find. There was hair, fuzzies and cat hair inside that joint.
Then we got THE call. It made it all worth it I guess...lol
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
She's got an Aniston chin to go with the habit.
This apparently happened in Bossier City, LA, about a 4 1/2 hr. drive from Kentwood, so it COULD be a Spears because everyone is probably related to everyone within a 400-mile radius in that family.
Leave it to a southerner to mess up the
"chew and screw" technique of free dining.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
One day I thought I found an ounce of weed in my coat pocket, but it actually only turned out to be a big bag of oregano that I'd placed in there one day while I was feeling masochistic. :(
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by missy on October 21, 2008 - 2:21pm.
sometimes Ill find a bud on the floor of my car.. super sweet bonus surpise! not like when you find the cap to a syringe... super scary holy crap surprise!
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Eep! (that caught be by surprise)
But that first one. Yeah...I love to find that bud. (I don't drive - when I do, I find it behind a bookshelf or some such...)
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HAPPYBMDAY!