Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
Lindsey Evans' brains obviously didn't win her the title of Miss Teen Louisiana USA. She proved that Saturday after she skipped out on paying her $46 bill from Posados Cafe in Bossier City, La. If you're going to dine and ditch, don't leave your fucking purse at the table. The 18-year-old dingbat's purse was found by the restaurant manager. When they went through it, they found her drivers license and a beautiful bag of weed! You know where this is going.
When Little Miss Dumb Fuck and her friends pulled into the restaurant parking lot to get her weed and purse back, the cops were taking the report from the managers. They instantly recognized Lindsey from her drivers license picture and put her in cuffs.
One of the girls with Lindsey told The Post that they were going to pay their bill. Lindsey already put her cash down and the three were going to pay with debit cards. She went on to say, "The service was so slow, we just said, 'screw it' and left." And now they're screwed!
She was booked with theft and weed possession. The skanks at the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organization said they don't know what to do with her yet.
Well, she might lose her crown, but she's a fucking shoo-in for the title of Miss High Times 2009.
I give Lindsey an 8.5 for her mug shot. I like the pageant smile, but a beauty queen should always wear their crown when getting their picture taken. That would have given her a perfect 10.
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Me thinks its funny when we run out of weed, And we go on search times for roaches.. Like in the car, the kitchen floor, the bed.. shower, my bouffant, My MIL's underwear. Fucking ANYWHERE!! Just to make one whole joint!! And like after looking like fools, and smoking that creepy joint, someone calls and is like "Hey, we have some really good stuff, You want?" *dies*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
He said, I was the type who was most inclined,
When out of his sight to be out of my mind,
and he thought I was nuts!
No more ifs or ands or buts!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by oklahoma on October 21, 2008 - 2:18pm.
hahah Now she's crying like Heidi fleiss in LoLo's Av.. I'm gonna go outside her jail cell and smoke HER weed w/ her Boyfriend and wear her lil crown.. And be like "Now bitch,, Now.. this is how you treat a bag of weeed.. Your boyfriend is a Hobo now!! Now!"
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Damn, Okie! You're gonna turn the girl into a hobosexual!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
sometimes Ill find a bud on the floor of my car.. super sweet bonus surpise! not like when you find the cap to a syringe... super scary holy crap surprise! _____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
If this twat was actually facing some jail time, she wouldn't be smiling. As it is, she'll get a slap on the wrist.
Although the WEED in her purse should get tossed into county lockup for a couple of months.
Sorry, her snotty-bitch, cutsy mugshot pissed me off.
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Those are the EXACT words!!!!
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Missy!!
My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
He said I'd need treatment
But I'm not that easily led
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Devilgirl, I bet that weed jumped all over you, and licked your face.. It missed you! Bad owner, Bad!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Devilgirl
I bet finding that ounce of weed was like winning the lotto.
DAmn! Why can't I find an ounc eof weed in my coat pocket?!?
I KNOW I have nothing hidden. Bummer =(
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
bitch should move to Hollywood and teach celebs how to pose for mug shots...she'd make millions.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 2:17pm.
"She coulda had class. She coulda been a contender. She coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what she is."
Are you saying she could be a ....hobosexualist?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She must be a long lost cuz of Britney. How stupid is she or forgetting her weed? I mean, damn!
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"Im totally cereal!"
Submitted by devilgirl on October 21, 2008 - 2:17pm.
I have never lost weed, but I have forgotten hiding some. This past summer I was up in my attic hiding some jewelery before a trip and as I was leaving the closet, I glanced at a pile of sweatshirts I had blamed this chick for stealing ( don't worry folks, I blamed her for other things that she really did steal.)and when I picked them up I found an ounce of weed I stupidly had fogotten about. It had been up there for 6 months and I never missed it. I must've been high!
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So? How was it?
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BOO!
Submitted by devilgirl on October 21, 2008 - 2:17pm.
I have never lost weed, but I have forgotten hiding some. This past summer I was up in my attic hiding some jewelery before a trip and as I was leaving the closet, I glanced at a pile of sweatshirts I had blamed this chick for stealing ( don't worry folks, I blamed her for other things that she really did steal.)and when I picked them up I found an ounce of weed I stupidly had fogotten about. It had been up there for 6 months and I never missed it. I must've been high!
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That is one the most classic stoner story, EVAH!
LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
hahah Now she's crying like Heidi fleiss in LoLo's Av.. I'm gonna go outside her jail cell and smoke HER weed w/ her Boyfriend and wear her lil crown.. And be like "Now bitch,, Now.. this is how you treat a bag of weeed.. Your boyfriend is a Hobo now!! Now!"
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
BOD: I still do that today. ♥ If I am hiding my weed somewhere I have to stare at the spot and say "weed weed weed weed weed" over in my head so I will remember where it is, LMAO @me and my few remaining brain cells.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"She coulda had class. She coulda been a contender. She coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what she is."
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
This is probably one of Shitney's relatives
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
The C word on October 21, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Don't laugh...she'll probably be a vice-presidential candidate in 20 years or so.
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Touché!!!!!!!
lmao
I have never lost weed, but I have forgotten hiding some. This past summer I was up in my attic hiding some jewelery before a trip and as I was leaving the closet, I glanced at a pile of sweatshirts I had blamed this chick for stealing ( don't worry folks, I blamed her for other things that she really did steal.)and when I picked them up I found an ounce of weed I stupidly had fogotten about. It had been up there for 6 months and I never missed it. I must've been high!
And she doesn't have an ounce of Beauty Queen in her!! And she's out of weed. Tragic.
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Yes! With a shoe recommended by Chupacabra Zoe.
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JIM-MY CHOO!!! JIM-MY CHOO!!!
BWAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She had me fooled. She doesn't look dumb. Not at all.
I thought smiling was one of the requirements of a Louisiana mug shot.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Yeah, somebody needs to punish her with a Posh heel.
mrs. k♥♥
Hey, where you going...
Don't go yet...
Your glass ain't empty and we just met
You're mean when your loaded-
I was raised on robbery
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Yes! With a shoe recommended by Chupacabra Zoe.
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JIM-MY CHOO!!! JIM-MY CHOO!!!
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Imma tellin ya. She's an am-a-two-er! Sumbudy git her some Strawberry Qwick!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
snowpiece - in college I dated a guy who HATED the weed and so he would just show up at our house and I would hide shit in the most ridiculous places in a stoner's panic and after he left not be able to find it, running around tearing up my kitchen, roomies screaming at me because they threw in 5 bucks on it, all kinds of chaos. Then I would find it under like the corner of the rug and just hate myself.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on October 21, 2008 - 2:09pm.
What's with all the b!tches smiling in their mugshots, like they won the lottery??
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truly. Someone needs to smack that smirk right offa her face.
dumb ho.
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Yes! With a shoe recommended by Chupacabra Zoe.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by speakit on October 21, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 2:08pm.
yeah, yeah, yeah. you just want me to take you out to 'dinner'.
p.s. don't wear panties
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True. The pep talk is foreplay
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Who leaves their weed unattended? Dumb bitch!
If you're going to skip out on the bill you gotta be cool about it, Little Miss Ganja!
She's undeserving of that weed. Now the cops are going to be smikin' it.
*Shakes head*
Hello ALL!!
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Awwww I'm a rageaholic! I can't quit the rageahol!!
-Homer
Submitted by snowpiece on October 21, 2008 - 2:08pm.
that's what I'm saying, she doesn't even deserve that weed.
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And now she don't gots it so LA-DI-DA!
But I gots mine so HA HA HA!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Lolo has apologizer times for her yellingizer moment!!!!
BUT FO REALS!!!!!
OMG how to you leave your weed and your purse????
I have to HIDE little portions of my bud all over the house. I collect pill boxes and i hide random pieces in random little boxes then i hide the boxes and that way i can better ration out my servings!
SHE IS A JOKE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 2:07pm.
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Yeah, but now she doesn't have to worry about having wasted the money she was saving for headshots on mounds of crystal meth! Free headshot!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
ONLY USERS
LOSE DRUGS
Submitted by Better Off Dead on October 21, 2008 - 2:09pm.
now I might have LOST my weed somewhere in my house and not been able to find it for three days cuz I was high, but I have never FORGOTTEN my weed somewhere. No way no how
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ha, My husband does that.. Stuffs it in the couch cushions like 'oh this is a great place to put it, or hide it'.. Next day.. can't fucking find it.. makes me so mad. Total randomness.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on October 21, 2008 - 2:09pm.
What's with all the b!tches smiling in their mugshots, like they won the lottery??
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truly. Someone needs to smack that smirk right offa her face.
dumb ho.
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 21, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by speakit on October 21, 2008 - 2:06pm.
you're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you
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yeah, yeah, yeah. you just want me to take you out to 'dinner'.
p.s. don't wear panties
Ha I remember when I was in High school I had to hide my pot in my bra so my mom wouldn't find it.
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Go Phillies!
i just now realized who she looks like. christina ricci with blonde hair and a normal head.
LoLo, WEEDLESSNESS??? LMAO! This looks more like the "before" picture when she got her Glamour Shots done at the mall. I can TELL YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO JIM! ☺
BOD LOL or where did I hide it from my ghetto ass friends......??????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
What's with all the b!tches smiling in their mugshots, like they won the lottery?? First, the wife who poured boiling water on hubby's peen and now this ho!!
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
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now I might have LOST my weed somewhere in my house and not been able to find it for three days cuz I was high, but I have never FORGOTTEN my weed somewhere. No way no how
Submitted by speakit on October 21, 2008 - 2:06pm.
you're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you
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Everybody is a star
I can feel it when you shine on me
I love you for who you are
Not the one you feel you need to be
Submitted by angel_i on October 21, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 2:02pm
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For real times! Bitch a poor excuse for a pothead, forgetting her weed like that! Potheads may forget many things, but they never--repeat, NEVER--forget their weed!
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For reals.
that's what I'm saying, she doesn't even deserve that weed.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Her talents are showing...
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Is this her mug shot????
Taco Mommy???? IS THIS HER MUG SHOT????
I JUST READ A POST FROM JIM I FEEL LIKE YELLING AT DUMB HO BOUT HER WEEDLESSNESS!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!