Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
Lindsey Evans' brains obviously didn't win her the title of Miss Teen Louisiana USA. She proved that Saturday after she skipped out on paying her $46 bill from Posados Cafe in Bossier City, La. If you're going to dine and ditch, don't leave your fucking purse at the table. The 18-year-old dingbat's purse was found by the restaurant manager. When they went through it, they found her drivers license and a beautiful bag of weed! You know where this is going.
When Little Miss Dumb Fuck and her friends pulled into the restaurant parking lot to get her weed and purse back, the cops were taking the report from the managers. They instantly recognized Lindsey from her drivers license picture and put her in cuffs.
One of the girls with Lindsey told The Post that they were going to pay their bill. Lindsey already put her cash down and the three were going to pay with debit cards. She went on to say, "The service was so slow, we just said, 'screw it' and left." And now they're screwed!
She was booked with theft and weed possession. The skanks at the Miss Louisiana Teen USA organization said they don't know what to do with her yet.
Well, she might lose her crown, but she's a fucking shoo-in for the title of Miss High Times 2009.
I give Lindsey an 8.5 for her mug shot. I like the pageant smile, but a beauty queen should always wear their crown when getting their picture taken. That would have given her a perfect 10.
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A pro pothead would never leave their shit...she's an amateur.
Submitted by loozer on October 21, 2008 - 1:55pm.
To steal a thought from Joan Rivers (not the exact quote).
God Divides. If he makes you beautiful, he also makes you stupid. If he makes you rich or smart, he makes you a bow-wow
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Sooooo not true. I'm butt ugly, dumb as a rock and piss poor.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on October 21, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 2:02pm
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For real times! Bitch a poor excuse for a pothead, forgetting her weed like that! Potheads may forget many things, but they never--repeat, NEVER--forget their weed!
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For reals. But you gotta give her props taking the fall to try and save it;)
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 21, 2008 - 2:03pm.
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Well, that's why she's a DUMB (albeit cute) BITCH! ☺
Gin's what I'm drinking
I was raised on robbery
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18y going on 45yo...she looks busted with those nasty bags under her eyes.
Slice some cucumbers or stick some cold tea bags on those swollen lids, bitch...and if that doesn't work, then go heavy duty with Preparation H...what kinda beauty queen is this? where's the beauty? If she is the winner, I can only imagine what the losers in that pageant look like...oh and she is stupid, a pot head and petty criminal to boot. They sure know how to pick' em in La.
Tara Reid's country bumpkin cousin.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by LoLo on October 21, 2008 - 2:02pm
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For real times! Bitch is a poor excuse for a pothead, forgetting her weed like that! Potheads may forget many things, but they never--repeat, NEVER--forget their weed!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
PS. I still think she's cute. I like her features.
PPS. Yes, I still think she's a dumb ho.
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I said she's cute...doesn't excuse a damn thing, including larceny.
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Agreed, but the look on her face says she thinks otherwise.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 21, 2008 - 1:58pm.
She's cute, therefore she's entitled to be a fuckin moron?
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Who said that? Did somebody say that?
I know that *I* was just saying that there were a couple of other ways the manager could have handled that. Obviously, she's a twit but she's a kid and she did fuck herself over anyway. Do we really need to be wasting your tax dollars on this shit? Dontcha got some crack dealers and rapists and REAL thieves to find?
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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HOW CAN YOU JUST LEAVE YOUR WEED SACK LIKE THAT????
HOW CAN YOU WIN A MISS ANYTHING CONTEST WITH A FACE LIKE THAT?????
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
dumb bitch!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 21, 2008 - 1:58pm.
She's cute, therefore she's entitled to be a fuckin moron?
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Who said that? *looks around* I didn't say that! I said she's cute...doesn't excuse a damn thing, including larceny.
"Benji Madden said: Fuck waiting! Let's quit this bitch! and I TRIED to tell him not to..."
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She's cute, therefore she's entitled to be a fuckin moron?
This is how we end up with "celebrities" such as Spears and Simpson.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
Submitted by Farrah on October 21, 2008 - 1:53pm.
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Yeah, I'm bummed because she forgot the pageant/queen's wave...that would have been priceless. She's probably too high to remember the wave, but she put on her best pageant smile.
Don't laugh...she'll probably be a vice-presidential candidate in 20 years or so.
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Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
El B.,
Benji Madden approved! I did not! You...you…pedialyte!
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Jeffro11,
"They should give beauty pageant winners pearl necklaces instead of crowns, it's more symbolic of how they got there. "
WELL DONE!
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
She's about as hot as a mayonnaise sandwich with bbq sauce.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
18 years of age
1 year old boobs
6 year old IQ
How do they book her with theft when she LEFT HER PURSE THERE??? What the hell? Does anybody speak English over there?
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Damn double pot (TYPO and I'm keeping it), post. *muttering under breath*
To steal a thought from Joan Rivers (not the exact quote).
God Divides. If he makes you beautiful, he also makes you stupid. If he makes you rich or smart, he makes you a bow-wow
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
Her eyes look wonky, and shes ugly, but then again shes Miss Louisiana so I didn't expect any better.
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Go Phillies!
You would think she would at least pretend to be embarrassed about being arrested. She looks like she's ready for her close up. Stupid twat. When's she heading for Hollyweird to start her Porno career?
Except my friend, is way more Hawt!!!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Holy fuck.. When I seen this picture.. I gasped, cause it looks Identical to my friend Lyndsey.. for reals. Then I shit when I seen her name IS Lindsey?? WTF? Double Gasp!! *immediately forwards story to Lyndsey 1 about Lindsey #2* Whaaa?
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
awesome mugshot. She forgot to do the side wave.
Beesh is hot tho. She's clearly still flying high with the kites and the unicorns, but she still looks hot. I'm usually a hot mess whilest on a high...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
Gotta admit she's pretty darn cute.
"Her neck looks naked. She needs a pearl necklace."
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They should give beauty pageant winners pearl necklaces instead of crowns, it's more symbolic of how they got there.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
I'm sorry, she's a hottie - dumb ho or not.
And the restaurant manager's an ass.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 21, 2008 - 1:46pm.
"Her neck looks naked. She needs a pearl necklace."
Bwhahahahaha!!
What? Did you think i meant....thats disgusting, shame on you Clarisse, i meant jewelry of some kind!! :o)
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 21, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Another of the Spears family comes out of the woodwork.
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Hahaha. MK is predicting the future.....Maddie Spears 2019.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
They said "screw it," and left? What a dumb, lousy excuse. If you ate there, you put some money on the table for your bill and then say "screw it."
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by El Bastardo on October 21, 2008 - 1:45pm.
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You so nasty...wait until she's 21 and can appreciate it. Girls that age think it's icky.
Another of the Spears family comes out of the woodwork.
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"You guys brought your cars, huh?"
"Her neck looks naked. She needs a pearl necklace."
Bwhahahahaha!!
This is Benji Madden, and i approve this comment!
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Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?
Cutest mug shot ever.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Her neck looks naked. She needs a pearl necklace.
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Rupert = Veal Scallopini, yummy!
Missing NoAnjl, as usual. :o(
Nice push-up bra, there, honey. I guess she'll make do until she can get a skeevy Hef-type to buy her the real thing. You know that's where this one is heading.
haha what a moron
Dumb bitch should also know, any good dine and dasher doesn't skip out on a bill unless it's AT LEAST a couple hundred. $46.00, thats a few cocktails for me before dinner!
I've never bought into that "Dumb Blond" nonsense, but in this case...
How could she forget her purse? Like she'd be able to go without her compact mirror and lip gloss for more than 5 minutes.
This happened to me once, except this pothead remembered her purse and left my weed at home.
True story.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson
She is fabulous. Love her. I just found her hot photos on a celeb and wealthy 40 plus dating site [ ___Seeking 40plus COM ___ ] It's said there are lots of 40 plus hoollywood star on that site. The rumor says Charlie Sheen found his love on that site last May.
Ahhhh weed....sweet nectar of life!
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We are the Knights who say NI!
We shall say "NI" again to you, if you do not appease us!!
Well, what do you want??
We want a SHRUBBERY!! [jarring chord]